Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which singer is secretly cheating on his girlfriend with a curvy blonde? The Brit in question can't help himself and strays away most weekends... (3am Girls)
Robbie Williams? If it's about a slutty British singer, I always think Robbie!
Which aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the situation "swept under the rug" (Page Six)
The Piv?
Which screen god isn't as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he "goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home" (Page Six)
Paramour = not married. My guess Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?
Which oft-photographed socialite/designer is losing her grip on the fashion world? Luxury brands no longer send her clothing and accessories and don't want her in their ad campaigns. (Page Six)
Kim KardASSIAN or LC from "The Hills"?
Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front? When special accommodations were not made for her, she stormed off in a huff, presumably to another polling place where people would acknowledge her superiority and personally escort her past the unwashed masses into a voting booth big enough to accommodate her inflated ego. (Blind Gossip)
Yo mama. Or Parasite?
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1- Chris Martin? I know it says gf, but, whatever.
2-Charlie Sheen
3-?
4-L.C., Stella McCartney, is Peaches Geldoff a designer?
5- FUCKING OPRAH OR MADONNA. UGH PAIR OF CUNTS.
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Do you really think Paris Hilton is a registered voter? And I don't think Vadge is registered either. (Remember her Rock the Vote ads, and we later discovered she wasn't even registered to vote?)
As for the last one, no one can just go into any polling place to vote. My guess would be Chupacabra Zoe, too, simply because she is an overentitled, overrated creep. My other guess: John Travolta.
I saw Ellen Barkin, sans makeup, voting. Go Ellen!
OMG that last one was My Mama.. *hides* And I bet that one is LC..
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The last one is definitely Bea Arthur.
I'm loving all the Blind Items recently
I didn't even read the blind items...
WOOK AT TEH CUTE KITTEH BABIES!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"the Piv".giggle.
any man in Hoollywood is gonna get drunk before going home. ;)
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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
The last one is probably that veiny old hag Madonna. Why didn't someone just trip her as she walked by. I know I would have. If it were Paris, I would have called the Center for Disease Control.
It's not Kardashian, because some watch company just gave her a $100K watch.
ah, I haven't even had coffee yet- I can;t think.
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what's happened has happened, what's coming is already on it's way, with a role for me to play
And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
I call bullshit on the last one. You can only vote in the polling place that is aligned with where you live. If you could go to a different poll just because of long lines or whatever, don't you think we'd all do it?
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
I think that last one is Rachel Zoe
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*Crime Robs Innocence and Makes Everyone Angry I Declare*
Please let the third one be Brad! And I agree on the last one. It's gotta be Wonky.
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