The View: The Morning After
Elisabeth Hasslecrack put herself together this morning after exploding last night, dressed herself in mourning black, popped a few Valiums, rehearsed her speech in the mirror, adjusted the stick in her ass and then went to work.
On "The View" this morning, Hasselcrack put on a fake face and said she would support Obama as our new president. I could almost hear the chorus of screams coming out of her ears.
Don't worry. This bitch will be back to her old whining tricks tomorrow.
After Hasslecrack spoke out of her ass and fisted everyone around the table, Sherri Shepherd gave her thoughts. Sherri usually makes my eyelashes fall out, but I felt something tingly in my dead heart when listening to her talk. I even felt something watery coming out of my eyes. I don't like that feeling, so I had to rewind to watch Hasselcrack again, so that my dead heart could return to its charcoal state.
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Submitted by Big L on November 5, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Yeah, Cry me a river bitch. YOU put limitations on your children by ABORTING THEM!!!!!
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Did you fall out the crazy wagon on the way to the asylum. WTF was that supposed to mean?!
Hasselcrack is so full of shit. Everyone knows good and damn well had the tables been turned her dumb ass would have been singing another tune.
Now she'll have to eat it for at least four years.
And she needs to stop lying to her daughter.
She can start by telling her she isn't really a blonde.
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Yeah, Cry me a river bitch. YOU put limitations on your children by ABORTING THEM!!!!!
"so that my dead heart could return to its charcoal state."
MK, you are a diamond in the rough. I stopped watching this gabfest a long time ago because I couldn't stand Hasselpuke.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mysmichelle on November 5, 2008 - 1:50pm.
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
I know! Poor Michael Crichton!
awwww !
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...but I felt something tingly in my dead heart when listening to her talk. I even felt something watery coming out of my eyes. I don't like that feeling, so I had to rewind to watch Hasselcrack again, so that my dead heart could return to its charcoal state.
awww, ((((((((HUGS))))))
Honestly, I feel that maybe for the first time in my countries history we really are over coming racism. That people looked past skin color and voted and anyone under 4-5 years old will never know that there ever was a difference makes me feel good about my country. I see my co-workers today and I can tell it means mountains to the African Americans who really didn't believe they would see it in their lifetime. WOW - it's a big deal WAY FUCKING BIGGER than those hos on the view.
HOLY SHIT!
Michael Crichton is dead.
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what can I do
all I want is to be next to you
- The Police "Next To You"
14million more! Now THAT is what I'm talkin' about!
And good for Hasselcrack.
Wow. This is a big day, innit?
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I hate when parents tell their kids that nobody looses , thats a lie.
Another thing that annoy me is when people tell their kids that if you ignore the bully they will go away. liars you cann't ignote your probles they keep getting bigger.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I was so excited to see a throw down this morning but after 5 minutes I changed the channel. Elisabeth telling her 5 yr old that no one lost the election and that everyone was a winner-vomit.
Then Sherri was crying over something. I was like if no one is going to fight then I'm out.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer