Wednesday, November 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Weed was definitely in the air for James Franco last night - Popsugar
Katie Holmes or Angie Harmon? - Egotastic!
Put a picture of Katherine Heigl's fat mouth on a milk carton. It's missing - Lainey Gossip
Avril Lavigne hates rock n' roll - Hollywood Tuna
How does Robert Pattinson keeps his hair looking so magical? - Towleroad
Taylor Swift is a comedienne - Just Jared
Yogurt box cat! - Cityrag
HoHan goes to Panda Express (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Leonardo DiCaprio had girl problems - IDLYITW
Pamela Andrerson loves living in a trailer - Hollywood Rag
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Of all the barely legal teens out there, Taylor is starting to look pretty hot. I expected that video to be a lot more annoying, probably because I associated her with her crazy fan that used to show up here.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
RPattz is a hot fucking mess and I love his magical sparkling sex hair.
Yeah, I guess it's fun to live in a trailer for a few weeks when you know your TWO FUCKING MANSIONS will be done with renovations soon. Suck off, Pam. Give those homes away then, and live in said trailer for the rest of your days.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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Wow...those pinup shots are a testament to the wonders of the world. And by "the world", of course, I mean "photoshop"... Pfft
I will always love his hot ass. I had a really vivid sex dream about him. I was in great mood for the rest of the day.
Sorry MK, but the picture of Angie Harmon looks exactly like...Angie Harmon.
The Olsen Twins one freaked me out. I thought they were Lucy Liu. Seriously. Even after the jump. I realized it wasn't her when I saw the eyes were light, and I still couldn't figure out who it was without looking at the name. I also thought Cindy Crawford was Veronica Webb at first.
Steer clear of VC, oklahoma. The prices are high, but the quality is poor. You'd be better off going to Nordstrom's or Macy's. Both usually have lingerie sales at least twice a year. The bras are nice for about the same price and you'll have them for YEARS as opposed to months. Seriously. Victoria's Secret=FAIL.
As someone who's a 36D, I like Bellina and Bali. Both have great support, but are actually pretty! Which I know sounds weird, but as my fellow chesty Dlisters can attest, it's harder to find bigger bras that are pretty.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
his smile is cute
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Re: bra specialists..It's kinda funny how open some women are willing to be about thier breasts... You have no idea. My daughter is a bra fitter. She talks about women coming in with implant scars that are hardly healed, women walking around in the bra section in their bras & no shirts, old ladies with HUGE boobies. The old ladies are the funniest (so she says).
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
All that eyeliner went to Pam's head. Bitch is delusional.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
ah, you can get a bra fitting in any dept store, and then your bras won't fall apart. VS stuff is crap. I stopped buying stuff there years ago.
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Topanga.. OMG I know. I'm poor, I'm also scared to go into VS.. those prices intimidate me.. haha I said Date me!!
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Pamela's estate sale included broken light bulbs?
Hmmmm. Wonder how they got broken?
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
Awe . . . I love yogurt box kitty. Too sweet and warmed my cold, dark heart ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
okie weed makes everything fun! ;) driving the car driving the car
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Topanga,
"speak to a bra specialist, she will hook you up."
That made my giggle like a 8 yr old!!!
hahaha, I know, but they really exist, It's kinda funny how open some women are willing to be about thier breasts. And Oklahoma, the next time I hear you buying a panty/bra set from family dollar I will drive to wherever you are and slap you silly!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
hahahaha peachy tits are really hot when they travel... peachy tits headin north WOOO HOO!!!
ty doll♥♥ you da best
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Snowpiece!! That is hilarious.. I totally imagine that happening.. "driving the car, driving th car" sounds fun, actually!! Where's my keys at.. *looks down* Nice
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Jeffro11,
You bring the Twister mat, i'll bring the redi-whip.
Snow,
Do you punch him when he does that?
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Miss Thang I like the one eating corn! OMG so cute!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Missy! I agree. Tits are Peachy.. And peaches like to travel sometimes.. I actually mailed some peaches out a while ago.. That's a good recipe you should try!! peachy tits!
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OMG okes you reminded me of this stupid thing my bf does, twists my nipples and pretends to be a little kid singing "driving the car, driving the car" LMAO I don't know why I had to share that but I did.
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okies tits are PEACHY!!
HEAR THAT OKIE! PEACH-yyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
peachy?
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Snowy.. These boobs were made especially for you to hold onto in case of an emergency..
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It tis nice to see Jessica smiling again,it looks good on her.
Some of those stars look so airbrushed its ridiculous and Cindy Crawfords is a horrible photo.she looks like a non passable tranny.
Pattinson has the best hair ever.
I always knew Pam was white trash,this just confirms it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG Snowpiece those kitteys are sooo precious. I just wanna love em and hug em and kiss em and keep em forever and ever!!! *heart spasm*
Topanga,
"speak to a bra specialist, she will hook you up."
That made my giggle like a 8 yr old!!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
wow okie has nice big boobies! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dlisters I need your help! Can someone please help figure out how you download music from this website? Everytime I try it takes me another website! Grrrrrrrrrrr
http://sound-load.com
thanks in advance!!
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Topanga.. hahaha your story is funny! thank you for the tips. I will look up where a vicky's is around here.. We def don't have one in this county. i bought my last bra/panty set at the Family Dollar.. *hides* What? it was really hot looking atleast.. *runs* and only $8
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Topanga, I'm heading to the local VS just to watch! LOL
Actually we don't have one up here in East Bumfuck, back to hanging out in the linger-ee section of the Walmart.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Jeffro11,
The Sangria is yours. All the other fuckers get the boxed wine.
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AHA, IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING!
My kid got Twister for his 6th bday, I'll steal that, he won't need it for another few years.
ANDERSON: bring the mixed tapes for sure, but we'll need a DVD player to watch porn and Xmas shows.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Oklahoma...you should come into the store and get a free bra fitting. Half of women are wearing the wrong size bra. Also, weight gain/loss, even the slightest, can effect your bra size. A woman should get fitted for a bra at least everysix months...especially around the holidays and summer time. When I started working at Vickys I was wearing a C...after my bra fitting I discovered that I'm really a 34A (talk about denial,lol). Anyways, you might also be buying a bra that has to much uplift. Go to your local Victoria's secret and speak to a bra specialist, she will hook you up. I suggest the new Bio Fit bra or something in the Angels collection.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Jeffro11,
The Sangria is yours. All the other fuckers get the boxed wine.
Okie!
Strip Go Fish! BRILLIANT!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Strip Go Fish!! Do you have any... socks?? Go Fish!! ok I'll take your shirt then..
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Road Trip?
I got some wicked cool mixed tapes from the 80's.
Oh and CUPCAKES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hahahaha! you guys are the hotness
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Jeffro11,
Right!?!? "Go Fish" get's boring. Sex hookers don't!
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Especially the Sangria kind! :) That should be your stage name!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Jeffro11,
Right!?!? "Go Fish" get's boring. Sex hookers don't!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
yes, condoms are bad mmmmkay? hell.. We'll just use some of the leftover Bearskins as condoms if need be.. See we got this all worked out!
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what's a road trip without a sex hooker???
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
James Franco is deliciously sexy and can do no wrong. The horrible pig Jessica Alba looks like the vapid, five-headed ho that she is when next to his saintly gloriousness.
Oh man! I wanna come on the road trip! I'm a sex hooker! I'll bring in the cash!!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
we need to bring back the roach clips with the feathers that you used to win at the fair!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Can I come too, Missy??? I got lots of weed paraphenalia!!
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yes jeffro, thats the ticket!
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Damn MK, "Drunken Stepfather" sounds like a Drunken Michael K, the day after a binge. An excellent Blohan biography, if it does go on too long.
"She’s been rejected for Dancing With the Stars, something Pauly Shore wouldn’t be rejected from...."
Love that line.
really clarrise??? aww! Im in love with buddy. He has a very sweet adoption story too :)
Ok, gypsie trailer crew:
We should stick with weed paraphenalia. Condoms are already causing debates, and okies bearskin rollies are pretty fucking sweet.
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