Now She Can Go Back To Looking Like Herself Again
Marilyn Manson is going to have to find a new young thing to suck the hotness out of, because Star Magazine reports that Evan Rachel Wood has dumped his pasty dumpling ass.
The 21-year-old welfare version of Dita Von Teese started dating Marilyn in December 2006 while his marriage was in the caca house.
So why did this beautiful and totally non-dysfunctional couple call it quits? Evan's brother Ira was living in her guest house and Marilyn pulled a Spencer Pratt and wanted him to beat it. A source said, "Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."
Now Evan can stop trying to be Dita 2.0 in order to make Paul Pfeiffer from the "Wonder Years" happy. Yes, I know he's not Paul Pfeiffer, but I love that rumor and can't let it go.
Knowing Evan, she probably ran right into the leathery arms of Mickey Rourke. She has a thing for scary monsters.
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I guess those were her "Wonder (what the fuck did I do!?) Years."
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Marilyn pulled a Spencer Pratt and wanted him to beat it. --MK
Well, for goodness' sakes, don't tell BellaDiva that MM is gay.
She may get worked up enough to go bomb an abortion clinic.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
WTF?!?!?!!?
I really thought these two crazy kids would make it. I feel... I feel *sniffsniff* a song coming on...
This time we almost made the pieces fit
Didn't we
This time we almost made some sense of it
Didn't we
This time I had the answer right here in my hand
And I touched it and it had turned to sand
This time we almost sang our song in tune
Didn't we
This time we almost made it to that moon
Didn't we
This time we almost made our poem rhyme
This time we almost made that long, hard climb
Didn't we almost make it this time?
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
in a few years (days) this chick will be like WTF was I even thinking!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She still really needs to redeem herself after this one.
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Sara M.
I fucking love Marilyn and fuck any of you fuckers that hate him because of the way he fucking looks.
fuck.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
You should have filed this under "Trash" and "Gross".
I love Paul Pfeiffer, I remember that episode when he lost his virginity and Kevin was pissed because his cherry was popped before his.
Of they broke up, Prop. 8 passed. These two quasi-gayelles can't marry now.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Aww. It's such a shame when young love goes awry.
(putsomestankonit, I love your avie. Rufus is brilliant.)
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Dita is giggling to herself, "Bitch, please."
This means no terrible songs featuring videos of them fucking. Gee how tragic for the art world at large.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
he IS spencer Pratt in Goth Drag.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I will never understand how he is able to snag such hot pieces. He is the nastiest thing I think I have ever seen.
Maybe they can work it out! Those crazy kids seemed so in love!
I'd be unhappy in a relationship where someone was sponging off of them, too.
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"...change has come to America."