Wednesday, November 5th 2008

Maybe She's Born With It?

Maybe it's Crackelline?

It was business as usual for our little Crackie of Camden today. On the same day that her beloved Blaaaake traded in prison heroin for rehab heroin, Wino went berserk on the pappies outside her cave for reasons unknown. Actually, there is a reason. She's Wino and she unleashes her fury on anything shiny in front of her. You should see her poor toaster. The thing is beat down thanks to her. Click here to see the video and just remember that if you see Wino on the street, run the other way or take off your jewelry and get ready to rumble.

After Wino handled the paps, she went off to THE CLINIC, where's she been receiving treatment on and off for her zombie condition. Wino apparently didn't see her Blaaaake at all today. Maybe she was wailing for her Blaaaakey and that's why she's got eyeliner jizz all over her face?

Here's some pictures of Wino attacking the paps, falling over in the cab, being grumpy, then being smiley today. The crackhive is still on vacation. I hope it's not permanent. What's Wino without her hive?! That's like The Empress of Lucite with her exquisite lucite heels.

Posted by: Michael K


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Looks like Paul Stanley of KISS!!!

she looks like she was beat with a stick LOL loves.

Her face looks gross.

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best headline ever, michael.

that millionaire site didnt let me get a avatar :(

She should be dead :(

Bitch is busted LOL

Hey hors. What's good?

I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?

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Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 2:11am.

@TITS:

That's ok. It's cute anyway. And it goes with the puppies:)
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oh yeah! PUPPIES!!!!

kthxby - whooosh

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And yeah - I noticed there were so many - that's how come I asked for them - I got all inspired.

ONT: Amy has BEAUTIFUL eyes. Poor thing.

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@TITS:

That's ok. It's cute anyway. And it goes with the puppies:)

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This poor thing looks awful. I hope she gets the help she needs before its too late.

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Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 1:31am.

It's up! It's up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eefEoDjSs6w

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Jesus fuck that was funny.

I feel like a STAH!

I had no idea there were so many!

just did sb's doggie so it didn't make the cut.

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Goodight, y'all. Hey, angel. I left you a message on your You Tube. Bye.

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see ya, TV!

gotta go get cigs, myself... be back later... thank you all for hangin' out tonight! you guys always lift my mood!!

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Aw - bye TV.

*sigh*

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 1:59am.

Night Night TV!

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on that note, I have a 120 mile drive to work in 4 hours, night all

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She may look like death warmed over, but I just noticed that her brows look pretty great!

Maybe she just went to The Clinic for a little brow wax?

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 6, 2008 - 1:55am.

Hi, Miso, missed ya!!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 1:53am.

yeah, like i have the brain power to teach anything to anyone!... i'm still gettin' my ass kicked at video games by my nephew!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 1:53am.

Hi TV long time no see : )

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 6, 2008 - 1:49am.

ESE always seems to have questions about his, umm, friend.

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 6, 2008 - 1:49am.

perfect!!!... i was always the drug person(younger days).. he's just a fun loving drinker... settles my mind a bit!!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 1:42am.

Funny that you said that because one of my friends is going to go to Korea too this week.

No worries about that. Korea is actually a good place to teach because the salaries are higher then here in Japan, and the company or school pays your rent. I will be making the move to Korea maybe next year myself.

The only thing is unless he likes to smoke weed, my advice is DON'T FUCKING DO IT! Korea has zero tolerance for drugs even a dimebag of pot can get you life in jail. They go as far as to test your hair for drugs to see if u have any in your system. Having pot in your system will get you life in jail. It is no joke.

So if your friend is a clean cut law abiding citizen, then no problems. Sorry for the long answer lol.

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night, EEG!!... keep the.. uum.. couch warm for me!!

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nite, EEG!

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Aw - bye EEG...

and thanks miso, again:)

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 6, 2008 - 1:37am.

one of my oldest and dearest friends just took off to Korea to teach english to schoolchildren... he's the most funloving guy on the planet(likes to drink, but always the nice guy)... am i gonna have to hire mercenaries to get him out of jail when he gets to drunk one night or is it ok?

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Had multiple questions for you guys, coughed and it was gone. Have a great night was the gist

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@Angel

Ok rated and commented ^_^

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Ok - sorry to interrupt your question asking but please rate it so I could get famous like Phoebe. kthnx:)

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 1:37am.

Ok what's up?

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 1:34am.

You know me better than that, a shot usually has a much stronger kick than that.

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 6, 2008 - 1:30am.

miso... you teach, right?... gotta question for ya?

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Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 1:34am.

I wish I was as gifted at Photoshop as you guys. All i know how to do is copy/paste stuff lol.

My fav is the tongue in toilet. Very Dali-esque lol.

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HAHA. Love it, angel. Funny hunny.

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ESE: No, my last name isn't Smirnoff. But thanks for the effort.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 1:32am.

was that a shot, that sounded like a shot!LOL!

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 6, 2008 - 1:33am.

Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 1:31am.

LMAO that video was kick ass!
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Thanks miso!

Ok, I'm here now - that was totally distracting.

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"maybe she's born with it" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Mr. President on November 6, 2008 - 1:30am.

Maybe you suffer from Electile Dysfunction.

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Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 1:31am.

LMAO that video was kick ass!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 6, 2008 - 1:29am.

You just haven't been lucky enough to have your entry pulled out of the hat. The funny captions never win.

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Submitted by Mr. President on November 6, 2008 - 1:30am.

don't blame me!!... i wrote ya in!!

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Manicure? She needs a body transplant.

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Hi everyone, hey ESE what's up! Sorry missed ya on the other thread *waves*

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PSL and angel: You think you're bummed for losing the caption this, I just lost an election yesterday.

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