Maybe She's Born With It?
Maybe it's Crackelline?
It was business as usual for our little Crackie of Camden today. On the same day that her beloved Blaaaake traded in prison heroin for rehab heroin, Wino went berserk on the pappies outside her cave for reasons unknown. Actually, there is a reason. She's Wino and she unleashes her fury on anything shiny in front of her. You should see her poor toaster. The thing is beat down thanks to her. Click here to see the video and just remember that if you see Wino on the street, run the other way or take off your jewelry and get ready to rumble.
After Wino handled the paps, she went off to THE CLINIC, where's she been receiving treatment on and off for her zombie condition. Wino apparently didn't see her Blaaaake at all today. Maybe she was wailing for her Blaaaakey and that's why she's got eyeliner jizz all over her face?
Here's some pictures of Wino attacking the paps, falling over in the cab, being grumpy, then being smiley today. The crackhive is still on vacation. I hope it's not permanent. What's Wino without her hive?! That's like The Empress of Lucite with her exquisite lucite heels.
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wait, i promised to try to stay on topic.... uumm... Amy needs a manicure... why did i notice that?!?!... damnit, you gals are rubbing off on me!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
hi angel!
seriously....I know I suck at Caption this most of the time, but sometimes I have a really funny one......but nope, no recognition.....sigh....
....sorry, just got home from work at 9 and smoked first bowl a few minutes ago....:)
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Submitted by EastEndGirl on November 6, 2008 - 1:23am.
you 'lil minx!... have you decided?... which do you wanna be? ... the yin or the yang?!?!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 6, 2008 - 1:14am.
Hi everyone!
Congrats ESE.....I'm still bummed I didn;t win. I actually had a funny entry!
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@PSL I feel you hunny. I get that, like, every second day! If it's any consolation I thought you were funny:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Makeup by Jackson Pollock.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
awww shucks ESE......tell me more......heehee
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Romero, sure.... but i'm thinking something out of "Evil Dead"
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
T.V.,
If I get almost run over by some mofo texting and driving one more time, I am going postal on their ass. Seriously, I get almost hit six times a day.
Angel, miss everyone. What is this debut you speak of?
ESE,
The couch is always warm. ( So is the....) yeah fill in the blank.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 1:18am.
cool, now I need more Secret Service guys
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
She can't even maintain her crack hive. That's a sure warning sign that she's nearing death. The canary in the mine. Or in her case, the rat in the vagina.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 1:16am.
if there's a full bar, i humbly submit my sevices as driver at no cost!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 6, 2008 - 1:14am.
hi, PSL!!... thank you!!... don't really read the threads for CT... you're always funny, i'm sure it was!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
And speaking of winning, my dog took 3rd place in my town council election, not bad for a write in. Now he wants a limo.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on November 6, 2008 - 1:11am.
So do I, but not so much when I leave for work at 5 tomorrow. Cruise Control was invented for naptime.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hi everyone!
Congrats ESE.....I'm still bummed I didn;t win. I actually had a funny entry!
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
She has a worse diet than I do. That tells you something, right there.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
EEG!
Long time no see!
I YELL AT THEE
IN POETRY!
:)
heehee
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
ESE,
You did not "get lucky" (though you probably did...tear) you deserved that win.
T.V.,
Miss the 'Night Crew" and everything it entails.
I have a Canadian Woot Woot Obama is in! hangover. Bought Champers for the occasion.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 1:09am.
oh, and.... yeah.... you guy's need to stop switching avies... i'm not that bright to find ya!!
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Mine will be heading back to Shady Acres Rest Home for the Criminally Insane soon.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
main pic: i think this is the look of a ghost seeing Amy
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
oh, and.... yeah.... you guy's need to stop switching avies... i'm not that bright to find ya!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Mr. President on November 6, 2008 - 1:06am.
When there's no room left in hell, the bitches somehow end up at my house.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
angel! Mr. P!... all the players are shuffling in!... i'm starting to get lifted spirits!!
*lifting spirit(vodka)*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 1:05am.
I've found that offering bribes only results in CT runnerup status. Still looks good on my resume though.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
George Romero? When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will eat crack-laced cotton candy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 1:02am.
hell, it took me almost a year to actually enter a CT... never wake up in time to see them... but still, got lucky!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Candypants on November 6, 2008 - 1:02am.
I can't believe this broad is the same age as me. No. effing. way.
She looks older than my mother.
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She looks older than my great-grandmother. And she's been dead for twenty years.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Makeup by George A. Romero.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
In the main pic it looks like the alligator on her shirt is running away screaming. I would too.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on November 6, 2008 - 12:58am.
hi, EEG!... really wish i could escape to your couch tonight... bad day... eeehh, fuck it! let's have some fun shall we?!!... what thread is this again?... i'll actually stay on topic(best i can) if you guys will hang out for a 'lil bit!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I can't believe this broad is the same age as me. No. effing. way.
She looks older than my mother.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on November 6, 2008 - 12:58am.
He won a CT? It took him 6 months to get trolled, now this?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Now I know its the least of her problems, but bitch looks like a straight up guy, and the shirts aint helping. Ohhh Wino. I listened to "Rehab" for the first time in months and it reminded me how much I initially liked her, and I get home to these pics of a sewer ridden cracked out hermaphrodite looking harpo reject looking mess, sad.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
HEY BEECHES!!! (and ESE:)
10 MINUTES TIL MY BIG PREMIERE!
DON'T MISS IT!
ONT: Poor Amy. Remember when waste case rock stars used to look like they were having fun?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 12:57am.
oh, come on!... i know you!... it's all about "lint don't listen"!... damn Sock monkeys!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
Hi! Congrats on the CT win. My next White Russian is raised to you.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 6, 2008 - 12:55am.
I thought she was stricken with a bad case of BDL - Bitch Don't Listen.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 6, 2008 - 12:51am.
i thought maybe somebody finally hit back... well, one can dream!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I wonder if she's being force fed via a feeding tube or something..she's def gained weight
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Mixing Amy's DNA with that of a raccoon seems to have worked out pretty badly. Who needed a Craccoon anyway?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
there was one weekend i looked exactly like this... then the embalming fluid wore off
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
"nitty crapped corn and IG cares"
Haha!
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She looks like Harpo Marx with dark hair - she just needs a hat, trenchcoat, scarf and horn and she's ready to roll. Or mime
". . . she been receiving treatment on and off for her zombie condition."
Hahhahaha! Bitch looks at least 40.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on November 5, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by RJII on November 5, 2008 - 11:23pm.
I hope not a pillow you plan to use again. Headlice, you know.
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Ewww. I better wear my heavy duty latex gloves.
Frankly I'm shocked this woman isn't dead yet. And maybe I'm wrong, but it looks like she might have gained a bit of weight? She looks about .0034 percent less crack-ish in these photos. Well, ignoring the makeup that is.
Amy Crackhouse!!! Don't ever change :)
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Submitted by kiwikim on November 5, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Are those needle marks on her arm in thumbnail 3-or is her flat so dirty and flea infested that she's being bitten all the time?
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Isn't the real question here, Would you be able to recognize her if it weren't for the scabs?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Cracky McCrackster looks like shit warmed over.
I wonder why she didn't welcome Blaaaaake upon his release from the hoo-ha hotel...she probably knows she looks like hell.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 5, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Yum cha baby, ice ice baby
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Oh... you're back? I've been looking after your doggie. Here's the plastic bag of love - careful it's still warm.
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