Wednesday, November 5th 2008

Maybe She's Born With It?

Maybe it's Crackelline?

It was business as usual for our little Crackie of Camden today. On the same day that her beloved Blaaaake traded in prison heroin for rehab heroin, Wino went berserk on the pappies outside her cave for reasons unknown. Actually, there is a reason. She's Wino and she unleashes her fury on anything shiny in front of her. You should see her poor toaster. The thing is beat down thanks to her. Click here to see the video and just remember that if you see Wino on the street, run the other way or take off your jewelry and get ready to rumble.

After Wino handled the paps, she went off to THE CLINIC, where's she been receiving treatment on and off for her zombie condition. Wino apparently didn't see her Blaaaake at all today. Maybe she was wailing for her Blaaaakey and that's why she's got eyeliner jizz all over her face?

Here's some pictures of Wino attacking the paps, falling over in the cab, being grumpy, then being smiley today. The crackhive is still on vacation. I hope it's not permanent. What's Wino without her hive?! That's like The Empress of Lucite with her exquisite lucite heels.

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Submitted by ViVee on November 5, 2008 - 10:12pm.

I can't understand why someone with such an amazing voice would piss it all away for some crack. Crack must be one helleva drug. totally right, i have the same question..like the fans at ^^^^Sugar BABYMEET.co m ^^^^^^^ nice post.........

On the upside, her drug-diversion program seems to be working. And they've locked up those two bad people who sold her drugs before, so now she can't get any more.

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that caption cracked my ass up!
hahahha
oh Amy......sad sad sad.

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Submitted by ViVee on November 5, 2008 - 10:12pm.
I can't understand why someone with such an amazing voice would piss it all away for some crack. Crack must be one helleva drug.

The American south is overflowing with amazing talent, as good or better than she ever was. Because shes a Brit, she was unusual. Got peoples attention. Had she lived in Louisiana, no one would have noticed her among the other great talent.

Speaking of Brit, these train wrecks are beginning to show similarities. Wino has gone from entertaining to pathetic. Its time for Daddy Spears to step in and get her straightened out.

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In the 5th thumb, does Wino even realize that her hand is rising up.

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on November 5, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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WOOHOO! Supa Stah athelete mama in da DListed House!!!! Go, mama, go mama, it's your birfday....

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on November 5, 2008 - 10:27pm.

Congrats to your son! You must be so proud! It's nice to hear good news after these depressing pics.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Hey, Socky, DAE, Tiger, Deb, ESE, Momus, PNeck, IVix, Nitwitty, Island girl, and all of ya all, and Im leaving out so many...dont be pissed.
I have to toot my horn for my kiddo!!
My kid shot the last two free throws tonite for his team to win the game. Hes only 12, and Im a happy ass mom, and have to give a shout out to my boy~
After I get him to bed, Ill catch up with you guys later! Sorry to be off topic~
xoxoxox,
BB

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Wino is endlessly fascinating, her face alone could turn me into a pilar of salt. Blaaaaaake will surly be the end of her-- a la Sid and Nancy, except backwards...but I hope not

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Well, judging from the second pic in the third row, I guess we know who Jennifer Grey donated her original nose to.

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cuntygolightly's picture

let her kill herself for once and for all...

thanks MK for posting so much shit today!!!

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Damn you, Nitty. I told you no pictures!!

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Manimal5's picture

In the last thumb, Wino is happy cause she's going back to THE CLINIC where live is beautiful all the time.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 10:08pm.

Submitted by bowoe on November 5, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Chick's so far gone, she doesn't even bother to zip up her pants anymore. Or maybe it's an act of mercy so her cookie can make a run for it and start a new life before Blaaaake gets home. totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol
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Unzipped pants? Sugar Babies and Meat? Sounds like my kind of place...

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wow not even 24 hours since he's out and she's already an fucking mess well more of a mess and wtf happen to all that weight she gained
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NitWitty's picture

IG on a good night in Vegas.
That is all.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 10:07pm.
SOCKY!!!
OT: wino doesn't seem like a wino so much... maybe a name change?
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*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little (cat hair free) sock monkey hand* Hello, Mr. Man!

ON T: Only difference between her and a hardcore homeless person...she can afford the crack & the cab.

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chickadee's picture

What are you all talking about? She is a perfect, classic, preppy LADY. Didn't you'all see the La Coste?

*wink*

oh poor poor Crackie :(

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ViVee's picture

I can't understand why someone with such an amazing voice would piss it all away for some crack. Crack must be one helleva drug.

I wonder if she could possibly smell as bad as she looks

Manimal5's picture

The last thumbnail looks like Wino is saying, Here's Johnny! In a deranged sort of way.

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Submitted by bowoe on November 5, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Chick's so far gone, she doesn't even bother to zip up her pants anymore. Or maybe it's an act of mercy so her cookie can make a run for it and start a new life before Blaaaake gets home. totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 5, 2008 - 10:03pm.

SOCKY!!!

OT: wino doesn't seem like a wino so much... maybe a name change?

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It's Harpo!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Chick's so far gone, she doesn't even bother to zip up her pants anymore. Or maybe it's an act of mercy so her cookie can make a run for it and start a new life before Blaaaake gets home. totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 5, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Do they conservatorships in the U.K.?

DAE: We need you.

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I don't think so. I've never heard of one in the UK.

Aww, feels so nice to needed! :0)

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Manimal5's picture

Ruth Buzzy bag lady goes nuts.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

She should just die already...And Im not that kind of person at ALL. She is just too sad for fucking words. How pathetic. And do they give you an Izod shirt every time you go to the meth clinic to get your next dose?? WTF? She'll be dead in the next 2 months with any luck. What a fucking waste of talent. And she doent even care.
I show her to my 12 yr old son, when Im preaching about drugs, and wasting your life away. He wont even look... Fucking sad.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 9:58pm.

heehee... "PuPu Platter".. heehee!

yeah, it's like i'm five years old, i know!

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rotten_egg's picture

Oh, crap!. She's oficially a homeless bag lady now. She's beyond busted, she's beyond help.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I have no words. This is tragic. What a waste of life. She needs a soul transplant.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 9:53pm.
oh, Wino, Wino, Wino... when will you learn?

step it up, this smacking random people is over.. come on!... let's see ya blow yourself up, at least then you could be used in the same sentence with Richard Pryor
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Yeah, smacking random people is sooooo 5 minutes ago...OVER IT...Eating random people, on the other hand....WHAT? WHAT? Where are you whores going??? Fuck DListed Fast food...not running after you whores.... *opening Chinese take out menu...giggling over PuPu Platter...*

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Do they conservatorships in the U.K.?

DAE: We need you.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

I know it's been said already, but ... damn, her dad is supposedly watching over her. Is THIS what he considers keeping her career alive??? She needs to be in a residential clinic for at least a good year, ugh. It's like parading a near-dead person at a circus, just sick.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

oh, Wino, Wino, Wino... when will you learn?

step it up, this smacking random people is over.. come on!... let's see ya blow yourself up, at least then you could be used in the same sentence with Richard Pryor

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That'll teach her! Next time wear waterproof!

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....a hint to the Paps.....Vasaline.....pinches don't light...they don't even bite.....maybe some protective armour....she's a crackhead.....be prepare.....or take good pictures....especially if she took up the sciencreeptologists offer to get on their Narconon program....pictures of Crackie whaling on a sciencreeptologist....I need it for my christmas card this year....

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Submitted by Isla on November 5, 2008 - 9:06pm.
I feel so sorry for her...she's so lost

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I agree with you. Too sad. Seems odd somehow for her to be wearing an izod shirt. Doesn't really go with the spirit of the turban somehow.

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m's picture

Does Halloween come on November 5th over there?

I know this is a crazy thought-- but doesn't it look like she is post-nose job with healing black eyes?

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Right. Because it really makes sense that the girl lives with her parents and they can't even clean her up before she leaves the house.

And it really makes sense that they are SO concerned about her and they are rich but they can't just strap her down and fly her to some remote island with round the clock nurses.

And it really makes sense that in one picture she's got a huge swollen nose and thick jaw and shoulders and in another her face is thin and delicate....right. This all makes total sense and its exactly what she wants, including the cameras shoving in her face while she is clearly having a nervous breakdown in front of the entire world.....sure...You keep right on watching the movie.

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Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:26pm.
now that i think of it ... how does she manage to put eyeliner on when she's on crack?
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She has superhuman crackroach powers...You realize Wino is only 1/3 human don't you? Yes, she's 1/3 cockroach, 1/3 rat and 1/3 human...(that last bit is just an estimation)...Yeah, scientists are breeding these new super-human forms incase of nuclear war...They've been doing it for decades...Wino is a promising contender (Keith Richards being another. Shitney was an epic fail...sent home to Daddy...)...Wino will save the human race...although, we'll be especially fond of hanging out in dumpsters and filthy Chinese restaurants in the future, as crackroaches and crackrats like to do, but we'll be virtually invincible to all known toxins...

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Deb's picture

Holy shit. I don't know where to begin. Previous posters have covered most of it, but there's one thing that gets me.

EDIT-my OTHER right!

It's in the larger thumbnail on the left, 2 rows up, where Amy is sprauled on the floor after walking in a daze through a throng of paps.
You can see a big guy on the right is playing a video game. If he's her bodyguard, or any kind of friend, shouldn't he be helping her?
I make no excuses for her on-going self-destruction. But FUCK!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

ditzymae's picture

These pictures are totally unbelievable! WHY isn't someone insisting/demanding that she remain in The Clinic on a 24/7 basis? Obviously she's in dire need of help (intervention) and should be restrained before she OD's. It's appalling to watch her falling apart. If Amy continues at this rate, she'll be dead before the end of the year.

best headline in the history of headlines.

ribbontie's picture

now that i think of it ... how does she manage to put eyeliner on when she's on crack?

Aside from the crackelline(he-he) she actually looks like she is putting on weight. They must have her on steroids. No comments on that curly ass-Annie hair?

Chick's so far gone, she doesn't even bother to zip up her pants anymore. Or maybe it's an act of mercy so her cookie can make a run for it and start a new life before Blaaaake gets home. totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol

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dramaqueen365247

so she WANTS to be a crack addict?

hmmm maybe?

Are we sure that's eyeliner and not some new gross skin disease?