This Is Going To Be A Mess
If you're going to Vadge's "Dry & Sour" show in Los Angeles tomorrow night, make sure you bring some kind of video recording device with you. If they're checking for that shit at the door, smuggle it in your asshole. I know you have room.
You see, Ryan Gaycrest called into KIIS-FM and said he has it on good authority that Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake will reunite on stage at Vadge's show Thursday night. It's a piping hot bowl of Cheeto, roid, douche and ego stew!
The three of them are supposed to do some kind of performance. I'm picturing a lot of crotch bumping and chest thumping. It's going to look like two pit bulls stuck together (Vadge & Justin) while a clueless little possum just stands and there shrugs. And please tell me they are going to lip-synch. Those three singing live together will create the biggest ear massacre in history.
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unless the three of them stand on stage and bitchslap the douche standing next to them and work themselves into such a sweaty douche-slapping frenzy that they fucking collapse in a coma and have to be carted off the stage on a goddamn gurney, I'm not interested.
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then Jessica Biel will fuck a bitch up!
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To anyone that going - if you get the chance, please shoot Unfitney. Dont give a shit about the other two, just get Unfitney!
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Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
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confused... isn't there four horsemen?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Not going, but like Michael K said, I hope someone tapes it.
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Wait, why would Ryan Seacrest call into his own show?
This show will consist of Madonna and Justin cracking bad one liners about mental illness and fat jokes in front of Brit Brit.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Ugh, why won't Vadge learn that her geriatric girly show times are, well, icky...And bringing in these two damn Disney hood rats just makes it...well, gross...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I really don't care for pitbulls or possums.
*yawns*
'Scuse me.
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Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
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