Thursday, November 6th 2008

Why?!

Samantha Jones confirmed to Scary Spice on The Paul O'Grady Show that the three scrappy hags (and Cynthia Nixon) will be back for a "Sex and the City" sequel tentatively titled "SATC 2: Doing It For The Money."

When asked by Scary if there would be another movie, Kim Cattrall responded, "Yes, there will be a sequel "Yes, there will be a sequel. We will do the sequel next summer. We wanted to film the first time, and now we’re hopefully doing it again for the second time. It is difficult getting everybody who’s so incredibly busy all together at the same time."

A spokeswhore for New Line only said they are "in negotiations for a sequel."

They might as well move those memaws from NYC to Miami already and call it "Golden Girls: THE MOVIE." I mean, Kim is like 80-years-old! Okay, she's really 52, but still.

I'm sure they'll fuck up the sequel like they did the first one by not giving the starring role to Rojo Caliente!

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anna hannah's picture

I get the "doing it for the money" part but who's busy? None of these ho's are doing anything important. I mean the only time their phones are gonna ring is for another sequel. What is Horseface to busy doing hair color ads and hiding out with her hideous husband and girly boy haired son that she can afford to miss any opportunity possible to squeeze more milk out of SATC? The movie wasn't that great and the ending was totally horseshit stupid. The real Carrie would never have gone back to Big.

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The one on the right is fallin' outta her shoes!

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Catrall might be 52 but she still looks less shriveled than SJP.
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Persephone's picture

WHAT? God, no.
maybe they will ban it in Alabama...
please God, let them ban it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X-O

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

The only great thing about the movie was the fashion. Mr. Big didnt say anything intelligent, if he said anything at all. He was more like a pawn. Samantha was the usual superficial whore she is. Charlotte's life was way too fucking perfect. I mean this is a woman for whom all 6 seasons pretty much everything went wrong and now within 6 months, everything is going perfect?

The only person i really like was Miranda.

The rest was all like "the lives and riches of millionaires" or some shit. Decoration.

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I promise to go see the sequel if they bring back Samantha's neighbor Dante and let us all see the entirety of his prodigious peen. Yes, I would pay to see that even if the sequel is total shit, which it undoubtedly will be. Large visible peen = ticket sales.

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paris herpes's picture

I must say Kristin Davis should have worn black heels instead, because those silver ones with the black tights look terrible! WTF?!

Your face!

theboy's picture

I will allways love Samantha.

ricki lake's picture

Oh yes, they're so "busy"...doing what, exactly? Is Kristen Davis attending Melrose Place conventions? Is Kim Cattrall getting hourly calcium shots? Is Cynthia Nixon too busy scissoring? Sarah Jessica Parker must be too busy filming Sex and the...oh. Yeah.

"SATC 2: We're Doing It For The Money" indeed.

TheBreakdown's picture

The first movie was just an elongated episode you would have normally seen on HBO.

If they don't up the ante for the sequen, they can forget about a series on the big screen.

But some idiots will line up just to see SJP in a designer dress.

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Deb's picture

"Why?" is right!
In the sequel, the gals will swap heat-flash remedies and ditch the Jimmy Choos for some sensible Birkenstocks.

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wickedorchid's picture

Love the girls. Loved the show - but the movie was AWFUL. Unbearable - people were walking out of the theater here in Sarasota. SJPs face is very hard to take on the big screen - maybe that will be better now that she had the mole removed. There wasn't any sex, way too much whining and they really pussified the men in the story. I'll stick to the old show on DVD thanks.

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I love them but are they really all that busy?

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Why do these hags think we're so interested in watching memaw shit in the theatres?

Your face!

Submitted by CanonballJenkins on November 6, 2008 - 3:36pm.

However, I hate the whole "too old for this shit", "age-inappropriate", "madonna is an old hag in leotards", "it's too late", "what's that tattoo gonna look like when you're old n wrinkly" (It's gonna look mighty cool that's what it's gonna look like) "not dressing/acting/looking her/his age" crap.

I love it how Viviene Westwood still dresses and acts like a punk chick, it gives me hope, inspiration and balls to be whatever I feel like being WHENEVER I feel like it.

One should never act according to his or her age. Period.

I never will, that's for sure.

And yeah, maybe Madonna is a talentless old hag, but I applaud her panties-wearing tight ass. She is not "too old" to be doing what she does, she can only be "too lame" at it.

Oh right, the point... Well the point is- just make the damn sequel as an "in your face ageists" at least(...)
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Jimmy Bocca's picture

MK they are not "OLD" they are middle aged, in the next generation or so they will have something out that will slow down the aging process anyways. They already stopped an organ from aging. I just wish I was being born now so I could benefit it when I'm in my 20's! Lucky fuckers!

CanonballJenkins's picture

The first movie was a sugar-supplement coated fashion disaster fakery (plus Jennifer Hudson was totally uncalled for).

Shame, SATC was a good show.

However, I hate the whole "too old for this shit", "age-inappropriate", "madonna is an old hag in leotards", "it's too late", "what's that tattoo gonna look like when you're old n wrinkly" (It's gonna look mighty cool that's what it's gonna look like) "not dressing/acting/looking her/his age" crap.

I love it how Viviene Westwood still dresses and acts like a punk chick, it gives me hope, inspiration and balls to be whatever I feel like being WHENEVER I feel like it.

One should never act according to his or her age. Period.

I never will, that's for sure.

And yeah, maybe Madonna is a talentless old hag, but I applaud her panties-wearing tight ass. She is not "too old" to be doing what she does, she can only be "too lame" at it.

Oh right, the point... Well the point is- just make the damn sequel as an "in your face ageists" at least, and for the ginger love of Rojo Caliente, make it watchable this time. Please...

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At 34 I consider myself an "older woman"....these women on the other hand should be grandmothers by now. No hatred personally for them.

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I just bought the movie on DVD and although it did not have the sparkling wit of the series it was still good. I love all of those four women.
I so hope I will look so sexy and attractive in my 50's as Kim Cattrall does. She's hot!!! Sarah Jessica Parker may not be the typical beauty but she was so cute and loveable in the series as well as in the movie. And I really admired her for doing that scene in the movie where she is in the powder room in Mexico and wears no make-up. That's a real actress!
Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are adorable as well.
I'm looking forward to a new movie. You go, girls!

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It's all Bar rock's fault.

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Hysteria's picture

blech

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Jeffro11 !
I just cannot imagine how someone as talented as Kenneth Branagh or Terence Stamp could stand to be in the same room as that crazy little fucker.
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Sooner or later the well is gonna dry up and NOBODY will work with him. He'll be calling up Booger to do a sequel to Risky Business and getting a dial tone.

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KD's picture

Pff, these chics are probably looking for a job, so they just decided to get together and write the script themselves.

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I will NOT see it. I hated the movie and it made me appreciate the show less!
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Jeffro11 !
I just cannot imagine how someone as talented as Kenneth Branagh or Terence Stamp could stand to be in the same room as that crazy little fucker.

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Submitted by snowpiece on November 6, 2008 - 2:22pm.

ElB I posted this earlier, not sure if you saw it

Thanks! Didnt work for some reason but i got it on Youtube! :o)

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As long as they don't bring back Jennifer Hudson, I'm all on board!!

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Kenneth Branagh…Bill Nighy…Eddie Izzard…Tom Wilkinson…Terence Stamp…Tom Hollander….
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I bet behind the scenes these guys are forver ripping up TC's Garanimal-wearing ass.

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Clarisse's picture

El B.,
Creme de le creme is right!

Kenneth Branagh…Bill Nighy…Eddie Izzard…Tom Wilkinson…Terence Stamp…Tom Hollander….uh Tom Cruise.

Yeah, one of these things just doesn't belong here.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

The first SATC movie was waaaaay too fucking long. They could have cut it into two movies. It's done with. There is no need for any more to these people's story. But of course they'll churn this piece of shit out.

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ElB I posted this earlier, not sure if you saw it
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 2:16pm.

El B.
I know! I was so torn about wanting that flick to tank. In the end, i'll see it. I'm shameless =)

Same here! But check out the Brit actors in it! Creme de le creme of UK!!

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El B.
I know! I was so torn about wanting that flick to tank. In the end, i'll see it. I'm shameless =)

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Jeffro and Clarisse: Fems wanna play, too.

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - "No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

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love it - Sixteen Candles.

El Bastardo's picture

Clarisse! Did you know The Iz is in that crappy TCruise German movie? Now i HAVE to see it!! Damn! :o)

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I would love to see a Friends movie too!!!

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I never watched the show and to me they are just not attractive women .It is hard to believe that some people are so obsessed with what these whores wear.I heard people actually look at every lil thing down to the earrings,ridiculous.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Yey! I love SATC!!! Hope they show it immediately.

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Jeffro!
"Eighteen to eighty, blind, cripple, crazy. Can't walk, we'll carry!"

I love when the boys play on Dlisted!!

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El B!
I ♥-on you!!!

"Any port in a storm! Old, amputees, lepers.....anything with a pulse...or not!"

LMFAO!!

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on November 6, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by KillBilly on November 6, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I don't understand all the hatred of Older Women!

I dont hate them! Any port in a storm! Old, amputees, lepers.....anything with a pulse...or not!
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WORD, ElB!

"Eighteen to eighty, blind, cripple, crazy. Can't walk, we'll carry!"

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I draw the line at braided nipple hair.

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.

Nothing a shave and ironing cant sort out! :o)

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kdracofan's picture

really? I am a fan of the show and the movie was cute but another? I dunno

Submitted by El Bastardo on November 6, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by KillBilly on November 6, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I don't understand all the hatred of Older Women!

I dont hate them! Any port in a storm! Old, amputees, lepers.....anything with a pulse...or not!
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WORD, ElB!

"Eighteen to eighty, blind, cripple, crazy. Can't walk, we'll carry!"

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Submitted by Sheeps on November 6, 2008 - 2:04pm.

"a liver-spotted Roger Moore as Bond"

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! Gross!

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