Saint Angie's Secret Billy Bob Tattoo
Saint Angelina got Billy Bob's tattooed name lasered off her arm a while ago, but she may have had his name tattooed on a more private part of her body. Maddox, cover your eyes.
Tattoo artist Friday Jones tells Shecky's that she worked on Saint Angie Jo back in the day whens he was still boinking that wrinkled goat. Friday said: "I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like 'Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,' or 'I want Billy Bob’s name on me!' So I put his name down there." [Note from Shecky's: Yes, that “down there.”]
This is the Angie Jo I used to like. The bitch that would just say shit like, "Tattoo mah pussay bone!" The Saint Angie of today doesn't even know what a pussay bone is anymore.
If she did that get shriveled up corpse's name tattooed on her cooze area, I'm sure it's long gone by now. It wiped away when Messiah Shiloh came floating out.
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All this talk of TV Guide brings back memories of reading that on the shitter at grandma's house.
When is The Changeling's promotional campaign going to be over? Getting tired of the (over)exposure lately and am hoping it will be over soon.
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how would you know who her friends are? i dont know who any actors' friends are. people only know who Brad's ex's friends are because she recruits them to talk to the tabs/vanity fair/elle/etc for her.
Angie has had c-sections for both births so the only thing that's gone past that tattoo is other cock.
Yawn. We all know Poserlina Jolie is a walking tattoo billboard, so why should I be surprised?. We all know she did all that shitty crap to amuse everyone and feel edgy and different. Anyway, I don't care. But I do agree, she doesn't have friends. Ever.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
It is my personal opinion that, when Tina Fey as Sarah Palin referred to a "White Oprah" she was giving a shout-out to Michael K and the Dlisted sluts.
Just my opinion. (-:
Ah, the batshit good times Angie Jo of yore! Good to see ya again, hon, and your old nose, too!
AND the chola brows <3
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
"...because my roommate was her best friend."
This story is BULLSHIT I TELL YOU, Skeletina has never had "friends".
Her poon is pure and clean, it is not marked with sin.
SHAME ON THE LIE TELLER LIE TELLING ABOUT THE BIGGEST MOST IMMACULATE LIE TELLER TO EVER LIE TELL!
I need a hot towel and some Arbor Mist, I am worked up.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
isnt he dead already?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Well angel_i, it was the Before AngieBrad Times, then. Now, AngieBrad Times calls for nothing but perfection!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Wait a second. She doesn't look stunningly perfect in this picture. ESCANDALO!!! How can this be!? You just KNOW JenA has something to do with this! ♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 3:26pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.....just thinking about Brad going "down there" for the first time and seeing that. Holy funny times!!!
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Oh, you know he goes down there with his eyes closed! Coward. lmao!
Ok Stank now im going to cry!
I heart you.
I haert all of you guys
Ok i have to like do this work shit now.
See you guys later!
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Thanks LoLo ((hugs)) to you too. Keep being the great funny lady you are, cause you always crack me up and cheer me up!
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 6, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I hate those kinds of days Stank.
*hugs*
Keep reading and let the D-list cheer you up.
You know I had a moment or thousand of those early this week. Its just that time of year.
Here is to better times!
Cheers!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 6, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Someone sent it to me as a present! Oh my goodness I was so excited I almost made caca in my panties!
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Jelly! I wish someone would send ME pee and poo in the mail!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Oh LoLo having a sad memory day. Just reading what you funny girls are writing :)
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Uh Oh Stank is gonna Shank me!
Stank putter on-er! How you IS?
LOL!!!!
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LoLo I'm a jelly hater now that you got to meet Tina Fey. I've had this big girly crush on her for years now. Sleep with one eye open tonight *flicks open switch knife*
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Ok my sexy girls and boys, back to work I go. Hopefully I'll make it back on here before Christ's second coming (or first, depending on which novel you believe in).
Submitted by M.E. on November 6, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Im sofa king we tod did.
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LMAO! My Dixie Wrecked.
(my wife bawled at that ER too, I just sat there in shock.)
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
LOLO I love that story!! how cute and funny!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
MRS K!!!! Holy crap! I always thought it was "You'll see that life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you."
Wow. You've totally changed everything with this revelation.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 3:43pm.
LCT
I just spit his sperm into his eye and bathe him with baby oil..
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Wow.... that's almost sexual.
Submitted by LoLo on November 6, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Um helllooooooooooo smokin hot avie!
*whistles at you*
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Awwwww shucks!!! *blushes* Dats me on my way to Disneyland for my birfday!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Missy she was in a store with me and she told me not to look at her face because she has a band aide on it. I didnt even notice it. She has great skin BTW
Any way, I had a HUGE FUCKING GLOBE SIZED ZIT on my forehead. so bad that i had just cut bangs to hide it the night before.
So i said, " Ohhh fuck the band aide look at this!" And i stupidly hed up my bangs with my hand and showed her my third eye!
Her eyes like buldged out of her head and we giggled. This was like when her little baby was still a little bitty baby.
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She got it on her pubic bone?
OUCH!
Speaking of dolls, check this out
Presumably to celebrate the 45th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, Mattel is releasing this special, limited edition Barbie doll, modeled after Tippi Hedren's iconic pose
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Jeffro - the season opener when Pratt died. I bawled like a little bitch. My bitch hub was laughing at me telling me I was pathetic.
I was like "I've been watching this show since the begining! You don't understand! It's like I KNOW him".
Im sofa king we tod did.
LCT
I just spit his sperm into his eye and bathe him with baby oil..
so, which one of you is tina fay??? you cans tells usz.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 3:39pm.
LCT, did you actually order the poo & pee dolls? lol, awesome!
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Someone sent it to me as a present! Oh my goodness I was so excited I almost made caca in my panties!
Submitted by punkrock77 on November 6, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Angie got the tattoo right above her va-jay-jay but below her stomach - know what I'm talking about?
The FUPA? or in her case the BUPA - (bony upper p**** area).
Mrs. K - I apparently still live under a rock, because I didn't know that!!!!!
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Tina Fey reads DListed????? OH MY GAWD!! Thats so effing cool! That makes me like her all the more!!
But does she know TOILET BATS??
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And even more importantly--does she have boot moves???
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
A little bit of creative episiotomy suturing
could change that tat to 'brb'.
Submitted by punkrock77 on November 6, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Gross! LOL
Oh wait i didnt type what i was gonna say.
I will spare you. It WAS GROSS!
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Submitted by LoLo on November 6, 2008 - 3:37pm.
i got to meet Tina once.She is a tiny little thing in person. I showed her a zitt on my forehead.....long story.
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Ive got time :)
*puts chin on hands*
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Submitted by M.E. on November 6, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Jeffro - I'm huffing paint...UGH! Steve was in last season's final episode. He and Dr. Pratt blew up in the ambulance.
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Thanks, M.E.
I saw when Pratt died...holy shit was that intense...missed the one before that, guess I'll catch the rerun.
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
LCT, did you actually order the poo & pee dolls? lol, awesome!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 3:35pm.
LCT, I fuck my avvie everyday, that's why he's always looking so tired.
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Do you put salt in his eyeballs too? There's got to be an explanation for the serious wonk.
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Um helllooooooooooo smokin hot avie!
*whistles at you*
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
OFF TOPIC--but unspeakably cooooooooooool.
Maybe you all knew this (crawlng out from under my rock), but I read in TV GUIDE (SHUT UP!!!!!) that Tina Fey reads Dlisted EVERYDAY.
That is so cool! Hi, Tina!
Clarisse, I'm already in my jammies! What's taking the rest of you so long?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 3:35pm.
OY!! Carrot...your avie IS smokin!! Grrrrrr-woof!!
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It should be every woman's God given right to have a night alone with this avie. Fuck me he's beeoootteeful.
She looks like Fergie in that picture.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"
Angie got the tattoo right above her va-jay-jay but below her stomach - know what I'm talking about? So it wasn't a labia or otherwise tattoo - just above the danger zone.
She got it before the 'Billy Bob' on her arm but she got it in a light ink so that it eventually faded.
She was crazier when with Billy Bob but after she adopted Maddox she realized she was too crazy and he was contributing - hence, the marriage broke up.
And yes, I know these details because I know people not cause I am a rabid fan.
1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?!?!
I love McFly too and yes, Mrs K that was mentioned in that interview with MK that he posted recently.
I am sure she reads our posts and uses them as material, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tina Fey reads DListed????? OH MY GAWD!! Thats so effing cool! That makes me like her all the more!!
But does she know TOILET BATS??
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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TOILET BAT YORKS
Is that what Charlottes character named her baby in the Sex and the City movie?
Mrs. K i got to meet Tina once.She is a tiny little thing in person. I showed her a zitt on my forehead.....long story.
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