Saint Angie's Secret Billy Bob Tattoo
Saint Angelina got Billy Bob's tattooed name lasered off her arm a while ago, but she may have had his name tattooed on a more private part of her body. Maddox, cover your eyes.
Tattoo artist Friday Jones tells Shecky's that she worked on Saint Angie Jo back in the day whens he was still boinking that wrinkled goat. Friday said: "I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like 'Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,' or 'I want Billy Bob’s name on me!' So I put his name down there." [Note from Shecky's: Yes, that “down there.”]
This is the Angie Jo I used to like. The bitch that would just say shit like, "Tattoo mah pussay bone!" The Saint Angie of today doesn't even know what a pussay bone is anymore.
If she did that get shriveled up corpse's name tattooed on her cooze area, I'm sure it's long gone by now. It wiped away when Messiah Shiloh came floating out.
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Jeffro - I'm huffing paint...UGH! Steve was in last season's final episode. He and Dr. Pratt blew up in the ambulance.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 3:34pm.
"Now, Biff...DON'T CON ME!!!"
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"I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density."
LCT!
I missed you too bunny!!
*wipes nose on sleeve*
YMAtT,
I feel like we should all get in our jammies and have a sleep-over now!!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Submitted by missy on November 6, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
uh NO! and for that I feel cheated! Love yorks! Love bats! TOILET BAT YORKS!!
I bet you could shit some ! you're not trying hard enough.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
What is it with women falling for this creepy asshat? Does he have a magic wang bone or something?
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Submitted by missy on November 6, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
uh NO! and for that I feel cheated! Love yorks! Love bats! TOILET BAT YORKS!!
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I laughed at them when I first saw them and the bf thought there was something wrong with me!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Jeffro - the episode was called "The Chicago Way"
I'm looking for the link on NBC.
Submitted by loozer on November 6, 2008 - 3:30pm.
thanks!
I smoked waaaayy too much pot to remember shit like that.
LCT, I fuck my avvie everyday, that's why he's always looking so tired.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OY!! Carrot...your avie IS smokin!! Grrrrrr-woof!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I just had to watch Back to the Future yesterday because it was the 53rd anniversary of when Doc fell off the toilet and had the vision for the flux capacitor!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
uh NO! and for that I feel cheated! Love yorks! Love bats! TOILET BAT YORKS!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
OFF TOPIC--but unspeakably cooooooooooool.
Maybe you all knew this (crawlng out from under my rock), but I read in TV GUIDE (SHUT UP!!!!!) that Tina Fey reads Dlisted EVERYDAY.
I was kvelling. I am so proud of MichaelK.
YOU KNOW! I believe that! lol I think Chelsea Handler must read it, too. Because I seem to recall some similar phrases used in their schticks that sound like they were from here. Line stealers!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Your Mom Taco Times! I LOVE GEORGE MCFLY!
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"Now, Biff...DON'T CON ME!!!"
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Anybody come across those York peppermint patties shaped like bats for Halloween? I couldn't help thinking of toilet bats because they're brown. like doody.
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SPEAKING OF DOODY... Gueeesss whhaaattt??? I am now the proud owner of the Poo and Pee Dolls!!!http://www.scandinaviandetails.com/PERSONAL/PERSONAL-fun/pee-poo-plush-dolls
Is it wrong to get totally turned on by your own avie? Orlando Bloom is so doing it for me today.
OFF TOPIC--but unspeakably cooooooooooool.
Maybe you all knew this (crawlng out from under my rock), but I read in TV GUIDE (SHUT UP!!!!!) that Tina Fey reads Dlisted EVERYDAY.
I was kvelling. I am so proud of MichaelK.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Your Mom Taco Times! I LOVE GEORGE MCFLY!
Anybody come across those York peppermint patties shaped like bats for Halloween? I couldn't help thinking of toilet bats because they're brown. like doody.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Did you see him recently on ER?
Fucking hyserical!
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Holy shit NO! When was it?
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I think it was like 2 or 3 weeks ago.
Ok Mrs. K Times, for to make send button complete!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Quid pro quo, Clarisse.
I TOTALLY just read that in Sir Anthony Hopkins voice.
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I am doing truffle shuffle of love in my heart space for all my ladies back up in the hut today!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Christine the Hoff,
Ritter had a recurring role as the young preacher before his Three's Company days.
http://www.geocities.com/~maxraby/tv/waltons/preacher.jpg
His father was western singer/actor Tex Ritter.
He sang the Oscar winning Best Song from the movie High Noon.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by Snarkley on November 6, 2008 - 3:10pm.
How do the loons explain this away when they're gushing over how saintly and perfect she is?
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They use the excuse that she was young and immature - that's how they justify everything weird, immoral and manipulative that went on in her life. Heaven forbid you explain to them that this is just her core. Funny how this shot of her and billy bob was only 8 years ago -and she's been with Brad for almost 4 now! Yeah - 6 kids doesn't make you a grown up - hate to break it to them.
Aha Clarisse, I see how it is!
I'm not one of your fav. friends!! =(
I just got here!!...again
wuzzzuuupp
Angie Ho looks extra skanky there. And to think St. Angie was this trashy. Oh the humanity~
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Mel-tang - me too. I still cry when I see the ending.
GD hormones!
And yes, he was awesome in Con Air.
Submitted by K2 on November 6, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Her face looked fat back then. Why does she look so gaunt now?
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I think its because shes so damn skinny now. If she put on a couple of lbs she wouldn't look so gaunt, or so OLD shes only what 33(?). A little body fat won't kill you.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
DO THE BOOT MOVES IN BAGS OF GREEN BEANS OK WOW MAKE WITCH EYES AT PIKSHUR MAKERS OK BRING TENNIS CANS TO FEED TOILET BATS WOW
hoffscomingback, I LOVE THAT MOVIE
"Oh jeez Wade, something awf... Wade? Its Jerry Some... Oh Jeez Wade, oh jeez, Jean's missing Wade.. ahem.. .."
Man William H Macy NAILS that Jerry character. What a movie. One of my faves.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Oh! All of my favorite fake friends are here! I'm so happy i could just poo!!!
Do you have on your depends????
you're all the best people I never met!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Did you see him recently on ER?
Fucking hyserical!
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Holy shit NO! When was it?
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
Quid pro quo, Clarisse. We came here for you, you came here for us.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I remember reading about the "putty" tattoo right after they broke up. Someone printed an article about in waaaayyy back then !
Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Oh! All of my favorite fake friends are here! I'm so happy i could just poo!!!
Carrottop!
Did they unchain you from your desk or you on a potty break? Do they know you have escaped???
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Hahahahahah Poo! Do it! Right on someone's chair!
I haven't escaped... I've decided that no matter how hard I work, the pile doesn't get any smaller, so fuck it. It'll get done. Eventually. SMOOOOOOOOCH! I missed you!!
she should have tattooed his shriveled face on her butt and made her heiny hole his cigarette-wrinkled mouth.
"kid, what is this?" "it's a pickle." "but why is it brown?" lol
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Steve Buschimi (sp?) was a fucking riot in that movie!!!!
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Buschemi is a riot in everything he does!
Con Air, Wedding Singer, and of course Mr. Pink
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WOOT to Mr. Pink!!
Did you see him recently on ER?
Fucking hyserical!
Submitted by M.E. on November 6, 2008 - 3:16pm.
snowy - Armaggedon is one of my favorite movies of all times. And I'm not ashamed to admit it!!!!
Steve Buschimi (sp?) was a fucking riot in that movie!!!!
I cried at the end of that movie. Don't tell anyone. And I LOVED Buscemi in Con-Air. lol
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.....just thinking about Brad going "down there" for the first time and seeing that. Holy funny times!!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Submitted by K2 on November 6, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Her face looked fat back then. Why does she look so gaunt now?
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ive realized that happens to skinny women in their 30s... look at vanessa paradis (depp's wife), she used to have this stunning full face... but now she looks so gaunt like a skeleton, but i don't think her body has changed that much...
i guess you just loose collagen... and if you dont have droopy fat to replace that, u get gaunt.
I ♥ FARGO!!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Oh! All of my favorite fake friends are here! I'm so happy i could just poo!!!
Carrottop!
Did they unchain you from your desk or you on a potty break? Do they know you have escaped???
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
She's nasty and dirty looking...what a smug jerk. Can't wait until she becomes a nobody with a dead career.
Submitted by K2 on November 6, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Her face looked fat back then. Why does she look so gaunt now?
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face liposuction?!?!?!
EWWWWWWWWW
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Molly2008 has scabies!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 6, 2008 - 3:21pm.
take your time, doll
I'll wait...don't rush on account of me...
*twiddling thumbs, staring at clock, holding back tears*
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
LMAO Mrs. K!
CTH *spank*
OLD TIMES FOR EMOSHUNS!
CANS! Beans!
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Her face looked fat back then. Why does she look so gaunt now?
Wow, she looks like crap. All puffy faced and shit from being up all night with Billy Bob "alright then" Thorton.
Submitted by Sassy on November 6, 2008 - 3:18pm.
burnt on this broad. do her kids go to school? I hear they play with knives, eat their own big bag of dorritos, play vid games, but never do I hear of tutors or her gushing about them learning to read.
Is that wrong? lol
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Submitted by missy on November 6, 2008 - 3:21pm.
oh hellz yes, I just bought Fargo on vhs at a yard sale!!
oh, geeze, Margie!
"he's fleeing the interview!"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."