Thursday, November 6th 2008

Saint Angie's Secret Billy Bob Tattoo

Saint Angelina got Billy Bob's tattooed name lasered off her arm a while ago, but she may have had his name tattooed on a more private part of her body. Maddox, cover your eyes.

Tattoo artist Friday Jones tells Shecky's that she worked on Saint Angie Jo back in the day whens he was still boinking that wrinkled goat. Friday said: "I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like 'Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,' or 'I want Billy Bob’s name on me!' So I put his name down there." [Note from Shecky's: Yes, that “down there.”]

This is the Angie Jo I used to like. The bitch that would just say shit like, "Tattoo mah pussay bone!" The Saint Angie of today doesn't even know what a pussay bone is anymore.

If she did that get shriveled up corpse's name tattooed on her cooze area, I'm sure it's long gone by now. It wiped away when Messiah Shiloh came floating out.

Posted by: Michael K


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M.E.~~You mean this song?!?!?

Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a step that is new.....
We've a loveable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!!!!!!

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Oh Im gonna get a tattoo that says DIE MOLLY2008 DIE! on my ass so every time I sit downi will be smothering you spam bitch!
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Mmmm...greenbeans. I made a stew last night.

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Hey there, Missy!

I wonder if Maddox will discover this news as he peruses the internets.

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you're all right, spank me hard.
she's as boring as wonderbread as opposed to the magical genius of the bootslap sally mack.
it's like old times up in hare todays!
greenbeans for everyone!

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And i dont want to miss a THA-ANG!

WHOooooAHHHH oh oh oh ah ahhh ahhh ah ah ah at aww
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 3:19pm.

and Fargo!

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Awwww Mrs K is here too! I was just thinking about you last night, thinking I should haul my ass out of my warm bed to send you an email, but my nips convinced me otherwise, because it was cold. But I'll do it now!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 6, 2008 - 3:18pm.

yeah dude, no WAY she has the creative chops to come up with anything remotely as entertaining as CB

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Submitted by zomay on November 6, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Sling Blade kicks ass. In fact I think Jolie fell in live with him because of his talent in the 90's. But I really think all the actors were fantastic in that movie. When I see it now I look at John Ritter and appreciate it even more now. Ritter should of been given something for that role because he blends right into the character. Anyways, thanks BillyBob for making that movie.
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ITA - love that movie!

And anyone who gets their s/o's name tattooed on their bod is just asking for trouble.

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It's fun times for everyone is here times! Group hug times and bum smack times!

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LCT--We've missed you, hun!

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Steve Buschimi (sp?) was a fucking riot in that movie!!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 3:15pm.

I still think she's somehow behind commingback.
and yes, I liked her back then!
and slingblade was fucking amazing.
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Now use that noodle of yours up there Hoffalina... do you really think Angie could be even remotely as entertaining as commingback when she says she laughs with Brad for hours over people making up rumours? I'd be willing to bet the funniest thing she's said all year was, "I'm hungry!"

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She looks high as fuck in this picture. She can barely keep her eyes open! BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Sassy's picture

burnt on this broad. do her kids go to school? I hear they play with knives, eat their own big bag of dorritos, play vid games, but never do I hear of tutors or her gushing about them learning to read. I know Maddox went to a fancy school for a couple weeks worth of photo ops. that's all.

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hi yourmomtacotimes!!♥
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How much has she had done??? She looks NOTHING like that today.

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Btw, hello fellow sluts!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 6, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Taco Mom Times, Crackula has a girlfriend, but he sucked her dry. So now he keeps her embalmed in his room, and he even named her after you!

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Ohhhh, he misses me! *tears*

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snowy - Armaggedon is one of my favorite movies of all times. And I'm not ashamed to admit it!!!!

Steve Buschimi (sp?) was a fucking riot in that movie!!!!

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Clarissalina!!!!!!!

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Submitted by loozer on November 6, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I first remember B-Bob from John Ritter's short-lived sitcom Hearts Afire. Loved John Ritter since his Waltons days.

LOVING your avvie
John Ritter was in the Waltons???

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you know I think she looks prettier here.. it looks like theres actually a soul behind those eyes.. she looks alive and sexy, not perfect and fake

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zomay, I loved that movie, too. And John Ritter was fantastic in it. :)

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 6, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Albatross on November 6, 2008 - 3:07pm.

I, too, preferred her when she was a Billy Bob-lovin', brother-kissin' lunatic. She was infinitely more interesting.
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And there was no reason to hate her! She was outright mental, versus the slimy pretentious whore she is today.

I still think she's somehow behind commingback.
and yes, I liked her back then!
and slingblade was fucking amazing.

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I first remember B-Bob from John Ritter's short-lived sitcom Hearts Afire. Loved John Ritter since his Waltons days.
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Really? I'm mean, who gives a fuck....well except her psycho, delusional, fight to the death to defend her, fans.

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When I see it now I look at John Ritter and appreciate it even more now. Ritter should of been given something for that role because he blends right into the character.
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Ritter was very good in that movie...he died so damn young.

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Submitted by Hysteria on November 6, 2008 - 3:13pm.

ha!
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her vag must look like the inside of a liquor store toilet. lots of graffiti

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Look at those veins popping out on her arm. Its like they are screaming for some black tar heroin!

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You knw what Zoomay, i freaking LOVED still love John Ritter.

He was a good funny guy
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Damn it LoLo, now YOU got that song stuck in my head!

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Angie was much more interesting when she revelled in her true bad-girl antic.

Now, she's a boring hypocrite.

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labia tattoo..that's gotta hurt

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For you.....

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

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Snow Snow i will always love steven tylaer even though he looks like my nana!

My nana is a wild ho!
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she does look rather chola like here, dont she
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LoLo, YMAtT, AND my Carrottop!?!?!?

*faint*

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Taco Mom Times, Crackula has a girlfriend, but he sucked her dry. So now he keeps her embalmed in his room, and he even named her after you!

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Sling Blade kicks ass. In fact I think Jolie fell in live with him because of his talent in the 90's. But I really think all the actors were fantastic in that movie. When I see it now I look at John Ritter and appreciate it even more now. Ritter should of been given something for that role because he blends right into the character. Anyways, thanks BillyBob for making that movie.

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How do the loons explain this away when they're gushing over how saintly and perfect she is?

Hysteria's picture

now thars one open-faced dirt sammich.

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shut up Lo I like that movie and song, and I know they are lamo too, LOL
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Submitted by Albatross on November 6, 2008 - 3:07pm.

I, too, preferred her when she was a Billy Bob-lovin', brother-kissin' lunatic. She was infinitely more interesting.
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And there was no reason to hate her! She was outright mental, versus the slimy pretentious whore she is today.

wasn't a big role but BB was good in Primary Colors too...of course Kathy Bates stole the whole show...

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TAco Mom Times!

When I run from you
I can still hear you breathin'
Cause every moment with you
Gets my skin Skeevin and skeevin and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I dont want to close my eyes!
I dont want to feel them hives
when you pants me babe
Cause them bee's really sting my ass.

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