Thursday, November 6th 2008

Saint Angie's Secret Billy Bob Tattoo

Saint Angelina got Billy Bob's tattooed name lasered off her arm a while ago, but she may have had his name tattooed on a more private part of her body. Maddox, cover your eyes.

Tattoo artist Friday Jones tells Shecky's that she worked on Saint Angie Jo back in the day whens he was still boinking that wrinkled goat. Friday said: "I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like 'Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,' or 'I want Billy Bob’s name on me!' So I put his name down there." [Note from Shecky's: Yes, that “down there.”]

This is the Angie Jo I used to like. The bitch that would just say shit like, "Tattoo mah pussay bone!" The Saint Angie of today doesn't even know what a pussay bone is anymore.

If she did that get shriveled up corpse's name tattooed on her cooze area, I'm sure it's long gone by now. It wiped away when Messiah Shiloh came floating out.

Posted by: Michael K


missy's picture

that tatoo lady interview was cool.

she said about mainstream corporate types getting tattooed:

I just feel like now more than ever our corporate worker bees need to have that soul, and need to be able to feel free to do this, especially now that we’re all living on credit, and all of these other things that go away. Tattoos can’t be lost or stolen.

hahaha, sweet
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Lolo times, I will get a tattoo of Boswalla's penis sheath for you!

Albatross's picture

I, too, preferred her when she was a Billy Bob-lovin', brother-kissin' lunatic. She was infinitely more interesting.

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As ugly as Billy Bob is, they were HWAT together. They brought out the nasty in each other. :)

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LOLO TIMES!

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CARROT TOP!

I will get a tat of carrot for you!
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Submitted by LoLo on November 6, 2008 - 3:05pm.

Dont wanna fall asleep cause youll knife me babe
And I dont want to miss my wang!

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Now THOSE are good lyrics--none of that lovey dovey crap.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

How nice. Another Angelina mental image to burn my mind's eyes out over.

Bad Santa was great. I just watched it over the weekend.

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Nooooooooo now i will have that dang Aerosmith song from that movie in my head!

Dont wanna fall asleep cause youll knife me babe
And I dont want to miss my wang!
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Snarkley's picture

No doubt a huge turn-on for Bradley.

M.E.'s picture

Her face is like 10x longer these days!

M.E.'s picture

Billy Bob as Bad Santa. That ruled.

He was also good in Armaggedon.

@M.E- yes, I have two. an ant on my foot and Blue Dog/Tiffany on my hip. Had them both for 11yrs now.

Bossy's picture

I'm guessing she had that removed or reshaped in someway.

LoLo's picture

I just cant ever think of Billy Bob as any other character besides the tater lover and bad santa!

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Vial of blood days... good times... happy just got fucked in the backseat of the limo days....

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M.E.'s picture

zomay - I agree, her relationship with Billy Bob was on FIAH! Making out, groping, having sexy times in the limo.

Shit! That is what keeps things EXCITING!

LoLo's picture

Missy thats so true!
Im not against the plastic surgery here and there but c'mon.

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Submitted by LoLo on November 6, 2008 - 2:57pm.
she has "french Fried Taters MM Hmmmmm" tatted around her butt hole.
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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!

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"she has "french Fried Taters MM Hmmmmm" tatted around her butt hole."

Bugger me, that's fukin funny!!!

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MichaelK you are funny. Not funny 'ha-ha', funny queer. MmmmHmmmm, how about passing dem french fried potaters?
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Corky's picture

This is old news. She revealed this when she was married to Billy bob.

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Heroin bloat.

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missy's picture

lo -

*cough cough majorplasticsurgeryoverhaul cough cough*

seriously bitch has a brand new face today!

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Submitted by devilgirl on November 6, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Who joneses for a tattoo?
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LoLo's picture

she has "french Fried Taters MM Hmmmmm" tatted around her butt hole.

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Maybe she had "Billy Bob" altered to say "Bradley Boy"?

who cares

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zomay's picture

There was more heat between these two in their short relationship, than all the years with Pitt. I really don't care who dates who anymore, but there is no fire with Angie Jolene and Bradley. But I am not saying anything you people don't already know. But I also thought the guy in the movie about kids hacking computers had great chemistry with her. That is the one movie I really like her in. I know that was once her husband.

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Vadge's picture

is "best friend" code for lesbian lover?

cantankerous's picture

Where down there exactly??? I want specifics.

kdracofan's picture

They are adicting

KD's picture

devilgirl- Actually, I hear getting tattoos can be kind of addicting. If you haven't had one, you probably wouldn't understand.

M.E.'s picture

Is this back when Angie was shooting up?

Her face had the pudge.

Who joneses for a tattoo?

Bondagebarbie's picture

I liked her a hell of a lot more when she was boinking Billy.Too bad she went all boring and goody two shoes.I feel for Brad having to go down for a lil taste and seeing another dudes name,maybe she has a lil hair to cover it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

LoLo's picture

*cough cough nose job cough*

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Wow is that a chola or Angelina in this picture? Her face looks so damn differnt from what it looks now, tell me again how she never had plastic surgery Angeloonies.

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SoBelle's picture

BB is so freaking gross. He looks like a Billy GOAT.

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I'm guessing the Brad doesn't lick kitty. Who'd want to be down there staring at a dude's name that's banged your girlfriend?