And It Starts....
Please, close the gate of that crackhead's mouth too....
Blaaaake barely got out of the chokey and he's already posing for pictures and running his crackhole to the press. After he left prison, he told The Sun, "It’s tough inside — bloody horrible, but I’m out and that’s all that matters. It’s brilliant. I’m gonna get myself sorted. I’m gonna get my life back. I’m gonna see my wife and take her knickers down."
He better bring a metal bat, a string of garlic and a Hazmat crew with him when he pulls her panties down. Who knows what's hiding under there.
Blaaaake is currently drying out at a rehab facility in Surrey. He has to complete the program before he's reunited with his wife's crackbush. Hopefully, it swallows him whole when he greets it.
"I’m gonna get my life back. I’m gonna see my wife and take her knickers down."
I just up chucked a little. He still must be using.
He could support himself by selling his dick cheese to Kraft foods. There's no doubt enough Velveeta on his little stick to make a thousand sandwiches.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
They should use Blaaaaaake and Amy with their knickers down to induce vomiting in poisoning victims. Like ipecac, but grosser.
He does look hot-ish in this picture
No meth-face
"take her knickers down"? Classy.
That image is all sorts of wrong. There is nothing hot about those two doing sexy times.
Major gross out.
I love Wino but no. Just no.
Ugh.
"I’m gonna see my wife and take her knickers down."
EW.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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i think he looks kind of cute here...except for the teeth of course...has he seen his wife lately?? scary stuff.
his wife, the one back in jail. Amy who?
probably the only time I'll think, "Keep that man away from his wife."
Aw, how romantic. Now that's class.
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"...change has come to America."
"He better bring a metal bat, a string of garlic and a Hazmat crew with him when he pulls her panties down. Who knows what's hiding under there."
MK you my friend are hilarious!
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"Oh you Bitch"
Fun little known dlisted tidbit - the file names mk gives his pics are hilarious.
when i right click to save a pic to bastardize it later i see the name - this one is 'stfucrackhead1'
LOL
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The complete quote was "take her knickers down to be burned."
HE got out early? Since when? AW shit once he gets out of rehab he's gonna hightail it to Wino's and get his CRACK on!
Your face!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 5:02pm.
yup, it's like napalm in the morning.
missy, you have a pass, not everyone has strong stomachs.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Here in good ole Cleveland Ohio, back in the day, my cousins lived by the slaughterhouses, think what THAT smelled like in the summer.
it's like living in a Patricia Cornwell novel.
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I love the smell of rotting meat in the hot summer breeze.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 4:58pm.
... think what THAT smelled like in the summer.
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do I have to???
worst smelling area is iowa. pig farms fucking STINK
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Snarkley~~
Right then, right there
I feel this burning pain
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Sign should say..."Please dont feed the crackie"
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Here in good ole Cleveland Ohio, back in the day, my cousins lived by the slaughterhouses, think what THAT smelled like in the summer.
it's like living in a Patricia Cornwell novel.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Deb - how are you? I messaged you on MS.. drop me a line, k mama
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 4:53pm.
it's like a heat wave, burnin' in my heart...
Can't keep on pee-in', and I'm afraid to fart...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on November 6, 2008 - 4:19pm.
we miss you, too, lovey
:(
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
"PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE" fo damn sho!
Submitted by Snarkley on November 6, 2008 - 4:17pm.
I know it doesn't have to hurt. As in an intense burning sensation. ;-)
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it's like a heat wave, burnin' in my heart...
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 4:46pm.
A couple where making out in a car and it was getting hot and heavy.
She said,
"oh baby, kiss me where it smells"
So he drove her to New Jersey.
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ROTFLMAO!
But seriously, Staten Island's no picnic, either. My hometown was right across the bridge from its garbage dump!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I bet she smells like a three day old fish corpse dipped in rancid garlic butter.
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...or a week-old open can of tuna stuck in a drum in the middle of an open field on a muggy, hot day in New Jersey.
A couple where making out in a car and it was getting hot and heavy.
She said,
"oh baby, kiss me where it smells"
So he drove her to New Jersey.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I bet she smells like a three day old fish corpse dipped in rancid garlic butter.
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...or a week-old open can of tuna stuck in a drum in the middle of an open field on a muggy, hot day in New Jersey.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
They should lock him and Amy up ~~ then throw away the key!! Douche bags!!! and a waste of my time reading about either of them!! HOLLA!!
Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
I bet she smells like a three day old fish corpse dipped in rancid garlic butter.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
He looks so much better. I hope he doesnt get back into with his idiot wife. Hopefully he helps her. Shes a mess. Someone needs to save her.
Ewww, the thought sends shutters up my spin. Naaaasty.
Anywho...I'm pretty certain Blakey won't stay straitened out after he gets a wiff of what Amy's been smoking, or snorting, or injecting...or whatever it is she does. Can't stay clean with a user.
And come on, he must still be on something to have seen her and still want to take of her "knickers". Bleh
"gonna see my wife and take her knickers down."
Dude, i just saw your wife this morning. Take a can of lysol, rubber gloves, a body suit and a gas mask. Oh, probably a fly-swatter also.
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Shudder...
--thanks awfully--
Everytime I see a Winehouse post, I shed a little tear for Mrs. K!
I miss all of ya'll.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 4:14pm.
What do you haters know about true love?
Amy and Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake 4 E-VAH!!!!!
I know it doesn't have to hurt. As in an intense burning sensation. ;-)
What do you haters know about true love?
Amy and Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake 4 E-VAH!!!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
thats no big news
we knew he was gonna do that right after he got out
haha
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Does he have no idea how crappy she looks lately and that she is totally whacked out?You could bag her head but the smelly cooch and scabby body would make even that trick impossible.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"After he left prison, he told The Sun, "It’s tough inside — bloody horrible"
Is he referring to prison or Amy's vadge? Prolly both.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 3:59pm.
BLECH. I bet her cooch smells like a meth addict puked up a tuna and ashtray sammich.
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Mmmm...exactly what it used to smell like in Jenna Jameson's old apartment.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
KD! OMGAWD!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 6, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Hopefully, Blake might remind Amy to brush her teeth once in a while
I KNEW i just KNEW she had cooter fangs! LOL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo- I heard some 6 year olds singing that same song while jump roping the other day. Just kidding! This time... Won't be long and that will be true!
He looks much better as long as he keeps his lips closed.
This guy makes one ponder the question. If I could be a tool, what kind of tool would I be?
Hopefully, Blake might remind Amy to brush her teeth once in a while.
BLECH. I bet her cooch smells like a meth addict puked up a tuna and ashtray sammich.
Stay away!
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