Thursday, November 6th 2008
Clara Meadmore Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month!
The 105-year-old virgin fucked her competition in the ass (figuratively speaking) and won October's Hot Slut of the Month! Clara Meadmore received over 50% of the votes and will compete in the most important election of next year.
Thanks to all you whores who voted. Now, it's back to eating my 10 bags of discontinued Circus Animals cookies from Mother's! I just got my order today and I can't wait to pour the cookies on my bed and roll all over them.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on November 6, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Clara looks younger than Ali Lohan.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
This bitch beat Norwood Young? Seriously?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
FUCKEN EH!!!
The 105-year-old virgin fucked her competition in the ass
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And now she's thinking: Dayum! I wish I'd thought of that...I might actually like that...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Love her.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HS of the Year?
I bought a bunch of those cookies too after I read that sad, sad post. I love those fuckers!
'Grats Clara! I couldn't do that.... no way.
dang I wanted that Julie Masking. Sigh oh well.
Everytime I see "Clara Meadmore" I read it as "Clara Needmore peen." Heh. WTG Clara!
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Clara looks younger than Ali Lohan.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Miss Clara deserves it. I mean to not go without dick for that long time. SMMFH. Mad respect.
Schandenfraude
DAMN IT I am so distraught...it's JULIE MASKING.....oh never mind....this is coming from a person that voted for a couch as Slut of the month.....
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Why be difficult when I rock my world at being impossible!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Idunno, one of my airhead friends sent me this in an email, of all things. Funny, but a little creepy.
Submitted by Snarkley on November 6, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Can you merge the two into one avie that has Betty in the bubble bath with Ronnie in her lap?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by pure_applejuice on November 6, 2008 - 5:21pm
I totally agree with the sentiment of the petition. However, I cannot subscribe to a petition that contains typos and grammatical errors which confuse the meaning of the sentences.
I know: I'm a picky bitch.
I have supported and continue to support overturning Prop. 8 in other ways.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Snarkley and Mrs. K: Where's Betty? In a nunnery?
Umm.. not exactly...
Submitted by pure_applejuice on November 6, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I did!
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
I bought 2 large bags of the circus cookies the other day too. Yum. However, I will not be rolling around in them, sorry MK- I will leave that fun job to you.
I used to eat the taffy sandwhich cookies when I was a little girl but haven't seen them in years. So sad. :(
But yeah, doens't Keebler make a circus cookie? Albet not nearly as damn good though.
Snarkley and Mrs. K: Where's Betty? In a nunnery?
BTW Mrs. K.: How do you remember the lyrics to so many songs and jingles.
P.S. BTW: I now need a hammer to knock that cloying "Sugar, Sugar" out of my brain.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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JULIE MASKING FOREVER!!
I HOPE CLARA GETS NAILED BY A NECROPHILIAC!
maurypovichismylover
Dlisters, can you please sign this petition against prop 8 and pass it on to your friends...... http://www.petitiononline.com/8311990/petition.html
Well OKAY.. FINE!!!! at least she gets to be a slut at something in her long life....
I voted Janet Masking....I dunno I was mesmerized....kinda like deer in front of a MAC truck on the highway....freak me!
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Why be difficult when Janet Masking makes it impossible!
Sugar, aww, honey, honey You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Sorry to break it to you MK, but just because mother's discontinued the circus cookies, there are still circus-type cookies everywhere
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
She's 18, btw. No perv I!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Snarkley on November 6, 2008 - 5:06pm.
is that...is that Veronica Lodge in your avie?
The one and only. I hacked Archie's cell phone.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 5:10pm.
cute rack, huh?
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 5:07pm.
I was wondering, also. No wonder Archie and Reggie are always fighting over her!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Vancouver Girl on November 6, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I hope the puppies win in November!
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It'll be difficult when it comes down to Hot Slut of the Year. Puppies vs. 105-year-old virgins? Tough call.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I didn't vote at all for any of these bozos. Although I did like the old virgin the best of them all...just not enough to vote...sorry!
Your face!
YAY CLARA!!
Submitted by Snarkley on November 6, 2008 - 5:06pm.
is that...is that Veronica Lodge in your avie?
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
The puppies are still sleeping.....
I honestly believe this woman owns a chastity belt and damn well knows how to use it.
Yay, Clara!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
WOOOT to the virgin meemaw!
I voted for this hot slut too. She's a proud hussy and I love her.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Puppehs for HWAT SLUTS of the YEAR.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Vancouver Girl on November 6, 2008 - 5:00pm.
The puppies have a stuffed jack-o-latern that is almost as big as them.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I hope the puppies win in November!
teehheee
a virgin got the slut award
awesome
Well, I had three men in the past three months, where's my award?
Oh, you mean my herpies on my lip?
How dare you call me whore mouth!
that's the last time I use the lipstick I found on the bus.
you believe me, right?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
meh, this old prude doesnt do it for me. so you never did the horizontal mambo, big whoop.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Clara the CuntMaster!
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
105 and still has whoop-yo-ass-into-next-year face. HEART her!
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
I voted for her.
YAY for old Virgins!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOL, Momus the Sarcastic... great comment :D
PS - what a landslide win for the memaw
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Heidy Klum Got Milk!
Good for you, Clara!, or my condolences, whichever you prefer.
She can snooze on Abandoned Couch with Spaghetti Cat for an HSOTM trifecta.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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