Ali Lohan Wants A "BMW Truck"
Forty...I mean...fourTEEN year old Aliana Lohan won't be able to drive legally for another year or so, but she already can't wait to start driving. Don't worry, I'm sure by the time she turns 16, a law will be passed banning all Lohans from getting behind the wheel.
Ali told Life & Style, "I’m so excited. I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’” And what kind of car does she want? “I want a BMW truck!”
I've heard of BMW SUVs before, but I've never heard of something called a BMW "truck." I figured that since Ali's life is filled with luxury, the BMW truck is only something classy people know about. So I decided to google "BMW truck" and this came up:
OH! My uncle used to have one of those! It always sat in his front yard on two bricks. Right next to his custom-made Nissan Sentra convertible!
OMG, LMFAO @ the picture of that truck!
hahha....She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site ☆☆☆___WEALTHYkiss.COM___☆☆☆, where the hot guys and sexy girls and models hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Wow,she looks old and ugly.She seriously looks at least 40.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Kids are so materialistic these days. When I was her age I humbly wanted nothing more than to be tag-teamed by Bo and Luke Duke.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
I can't get over how old she looks. If she came up to me in a bar I'd think she was at least 30. Her momager should be locked up.
that little airhead looks like 45 not 14.
Nite nite moonpie! xoxoxo
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Well, hookah's and fookah's it's past my bedtime. Keep the funny snark up. How the hell can their be strife in the world when we got Dlisted?! What more can mere mortals expect?!?
xoxoxo
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 12:50am.
@TITS:
Well, it's not SO bad. I can fill'er up right here on my balcony:)
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Do it yourself is always best. I worry about explosions from filling up at gas stations.
(how much longer can we string this out? heeeee)
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@TITS:
Well, it's not SO bad. I can fill'er up right here on my balcony:)
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Dee, free Mary Kay make-up and Hawaiian Tropic massages? Sheee...A girl's gotta' dream!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Mmmmm, coconut flavored Mary Kay salesman.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 12:40am.
Submitted by TITS on November 7, 2008 - 12:38am.
When ever I go to the gas station to fill up it's free.
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Really? Sometimes I gotta pay 25 cents! No fairsies!
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oooooh it takes a special brand of asshole gas station to charge for it. fuckers. i've seen that too. no fucking way.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 7, 2008 - 12:30am.
Amember how MK's boo called her a 40 y/o "striptease person" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, MK, you should run a constant live feed of that because it is the mantra of the silver foxed god cult...GASP! Andy C is God! No, no, it all makes sense...Think about it...no, really think about it cuz my stoned tiger ass is going to bed, but I'll bet I'm right...
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G'night, God's most majestic beast. May you dream of fine dining that harkens back to Roman days..think of the gladiators and/or supposed Christians...Just a thought....but another thought, some fine ass james haven slathered in a little coconut oil. That's good too!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by TITS on November 7, 2008 - 12:38am.
When ever I go to the gas station to fill up it's free.
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Really? Sometimes I gotta pay 25 cents! No fairsies!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
When ever I go to the gas station to fill up it's free.
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If you are gonna get a truck, get a REAL truck!
@Bam-I paid $1.96 this afternoon where I am at.
Amember how MK's boo called her a 40 y/o "striptease person" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, MK, you should run a constant live feed of that because it is the mantra of the silver foxed god cult...GASP! Andy C is God! No, no, it all makes sense...Think about it...no, really think about it cuz my stoned tiger ass is going to bed, but I'll bet I'm right...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lowest I've seen gas here is $1.88!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by DeeDee on November 7, 2008 - 12:17am.
Hahaha, limp wrist. If I remember correctly, it's that technique that won Rodrigo his "job."
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I only made him do that in front of the hubby. I checked his firm fingers first. Who knew they'd come in handy for cleaning out the traps later?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
@ bambam
Gas is 1.95 where I live.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Huh. Anybody paying under $2 a gallon for gas now? We got gas @1.99 here and the big grocery chains are dropping prices on certain items now.
Just asking cause Ima always think those prices were artificially inflated anyway and they only came down after everything crashed.
I think gas would have come down anyway just before the election if the economy hadn't tanked.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
She just needs a good scrubbing and some clean living and then she don't gots to be atrocious anymore|!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Hahaha, limp wrist. If I remember correctly, it's that technique that won Rodrigo his "job."
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Aw NitWitty, that's so cool!
I'd be happy to answer questions whenever:)
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@DeeDee, LMAOOO!!! Limp hand is ONE thing I cannot abide. Limp wrist and I'm your friend for life.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
@Nitty...well, mebbe just your humour.....:)
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Well, I'd like to think so on that count, Angel. I showed the kids your vid this morning and now they're ALL OVER wanting to learn how to create one of thier own. So I say, "thank you," to you for encouraging their already growing fascination with video processing and may just be sending you "how to" questions in the future!
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Seriously Nits. James Dobsons scares the shit outta me. Damn limp hand shaking fucker.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
phew i'm sorry, but that is an uglllllly kid. and bmw truck? what? is that some white trash thing??
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
DeeDee, I'm sorry. I didn't read Dina's chapter on whoring out your kids. I just kinda' wung it. Just tell them everyday, do the best you can and do the right thing and hope for the best. Imagine that? LMAO. So far so good. But I'm sure if Focus on the Family saw my family dynamics they'd want to amend the bill of rights, because I'd be considered an unfit parent.
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@Nitty...well, mebbe just your humour.....:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 11:57pm.
LOL! Think you could be rubbing off on her? ;p
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Angel_i, I sincerly hope not. I'd like to think she's still a virgin because she's waiting on Orlando Bloom, and no one else. In that case, she'll be a virgin when I die!
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Ouch Nits! You take your entertainment addiction one step too far. What about the children, please think of the children!
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
It's only a matter of time before Disney puts her out on the Main Street stroll.
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Submitted by NitWitty on November 6, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Bwhahahahaha! My 15 yr. old daughter just came up behind me while I was reading this thread. She's all: We'd call that chick, worn out or beat down at school..who IS that? So much for Disney or Nick getting their money's worth.
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LOL! Think you could be rubbing off on her? ;p
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DeeDee..You know my motto..If you don't make me laugh, why are you bothering me? She has it tattood on her eyelids I'm pretty sure.
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LMAO @ Lil' Nitty! Darn that girlie of yours is funnay!
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Bwhahahahaha! My 15 yr. old daughter just came up behind me while I was reading this thread. She's all: We'd call that chick, worn out or beat down at school..who IS that? So much for Disney or Nick getting their money's worth.
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Thats one rough looking pussy.
My god shes extremely unattractive, maybe that is dina's plan? make her daughter look old and gross so she can steal the lime light?
It wouldn't surprise me at all.
She is just so... awkward looking
Hasn't Ali Lohan disappeared yet?
Submitted by Nova on November 6, 2008 - 10:36pm.
is that a real tattoo she is sporting?
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Are those real boobs she's sporting? She's a Lohan, so anything's possible...
And she looks creepily like her creepy Dad in this pic. When Ali is 45 and looking not a day over 65, bitch is gonna have one of those creepy affairs either with a minor or a barely legal...Trust. She has that look about her...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
is that a real tattoo she is sporting?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Damned Zoo Officials keep arriving just when you get to the good parts.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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"aquarius on November 6, 2008 - 8:08pm.
I wasn't paying attention and ended up hitting the tree in our front yard at about 10 mph! It really fucked up the bumper, my parents were not very happy."
When the Voodoo Chile had been driving about a year, she backed her Papa's car into a tree. My mom and I were in the car with her. She got all freaked out, but both of us just looked at her and said, "We saw that tree jump." And that's what we told her Papa.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Maybe your memories don't contain enough meat. ;)
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Meatless memories??? Oh, you mean like that time I ate at the vegetarian restaurant? Yeah, I waited 'til closing and ate some of the kitchen staff...I found them kind of bland tasting, especially the hostess and the manager...Blech!...It must be all that nasty plant matter they consume....Now the chef wasn't too bad tasting...Yeah, I smelled red meat on his breath as he was begging for his li-...oops! Zoo officials, gotta dash!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Maybe your memories don't contain enough meat. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ali, you need to take some lessons from Clara Meadmore.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."