Ali Lohan Wants A "BMW Truck"
Forty...I mean...fourTEEN year old Aliana Lohan won't be able to drive legally for another year or so, but she already can't wait to start driving. Don't worry, I'm sure by the time she turns 16, a law will be passed banning all Lohans from getting behind the wheel.
Ali told Life & Style, "I’m so excited. I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’” And what kind of car does she want? “I want a BMW truck!”
I've heard of BMW SUVs before, but I've never heard of something called a BMW "truck." I figured that since Ali's life is filled with luxury, the BMW truck is only something classy people know about. So I decided to google "BMW truck" and this came up:
OH! My uncle used to have one of those! It always sat in his front yard on two bricks. Right next to his custom-made Nissan Sentra convertible!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Who recalls Bill Clinton telling the story of his El Camino with the astroturf "carpeting" and filling an air mattress with water so that he could have a "waterbed" at the drive-in movies?
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*swoon*...Add Purple Drank, Funyuns, and Jr. Mints (what's a movie without Jr. Mints?) and you've got my perfect date...but if it's my birfday I want me some moonshine and Juju beads after a Vienna Sausage straight from the can and Slim Jim dinner....Yeah, cuz that's how I role...Oh, and I get to drink the sausage juice from the can cuz it's MY birfday...Ok, I'm making even myself nauseous....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 6, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Haha, my first time driving was coming home from Wal-Mart... we lived waaaaaaay out in the country, and I was so happy with myself that I made it around all the bends, up and down hills, etc., that when I tried to pull in our driveway I wasn't paying attention and ended up hitting the tree in our front yard at about 10 mph! It really fucked up the bumper, my parents were not very happy. Fast-forward 6 years, my brother does the EXACT same thing!
So of COURSE the solution is to buy your 14-year-old the HUGEST vehicle possible! Not only will they be able to kill more pedestrians at once, they can mow down mailboxes, telephone poles, gas pumps, and small trees with abandon.
Who recalls Bill Clinton telling the story of his El Camino with the astroturf "carpeting" and filling an air mattress with water so that he could have a "waterbed" at the drive-in movies?
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Submitted by Hekki on November 6, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Reminds me of the time my SIL said she wanted her husband to buy her a pink Hummer. Mr. Hekki had to pinch me to keep me from laughing in her face.
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Her mother must stay up late at night trying to think of new ways to make this child look old, haggard and ugly. I see this kid's face and I want to reach out and grab that hunk of clay where her nose should be and just mold it into something more...nose-like.
BMW bite my wiener. And what's wrong with a "10 yr. old hand-me-down car that the other kids used to make fun of until I wouldn't drive it anymore kind of car". Spoiled brats.
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I love when whores are little. When they're cute and cuddly with freshly inked arms and innocent dreams of hand jobs and finger bangs. It's cute. She deserves that truck.
This child doesn't have anything near a normal smile. I swear, it's always just this odd smug closed-mouth thing with her lips turned up and the corners turned down. Just so weird.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on November 6, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Ali IS a BMW- Big Moley Whore.
Hahaha.Either Ali is starting to grow boobs or White Oprah is donating Tits for Tots.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
In case anyone cares, this is the BMW truck:
http://www.pickuptrucks.com/html/future/bmw/bmw.html
They don't make them yet, or rather they probably do but they're not on the market yet.
So that's what this spoiled bitch wants, a pretend truck. She doesn't know if it's going to be as nice as other trucks because it's an ARTIST RENDERING.... screw specs, Mommy, I want the newest thing ever and something with a luxurious brand name.
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All the make-up, self-tanner and cheaply pimped out vehicles cannot save this poor chile from the talentless ho fug factor.
I feel kinda bad for saying that.
Kinda.
Oh. I thought she said "I want to be run over by a BMW truck". For a fleeting moment there I was thrilled.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Reminds me of the time my SIL said she wanted her husband to buy her a pink Hummer. Mr. Hekki had to pinch me to keep me from laughing in her face.
Wow, she looks like a piece of trash. Like chewed up gum or something. WOW.
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Submitted by sassywine on November 6, 2008 - 6:56pm.
It's the weird frowny simper.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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What is wrong with her nose?
when i moved down from nyc to atlanta, people kept talking about their "trucks" and i just figured they meant, well...trucks. turns out that's what a lot of people call their SUVs down here. it really pisses me off - it's not a fucking truck, it's an SUV - you drive an SUV, dude! it's much fancier and your friends don't have to lie down real still in the back so the cops can't see them! you're an attorney, not a farmer! (I worked at a law firm...)
I know Ali is from the Isle of Long, but maybe that slang is used there too...
Ali IS a BMW- Big Moley Whore.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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She has inherited most of her fathers features...Lucky..
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Is that a tattoo on her arm? Damn. White Oprah does it again.
Methinks she is going to be a bad driver. Just a hunch.
MK, the "BMW Truck" you googled looks like one of those Subaru Brat trucks. I've seen many New Mexican mullets driving these around town.
http://i36.tinypic.com/j7zzfq.jpg
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That tattoo looks like a a bunch of little ghetto cadillac symbols around her arm. could it be real??????
I bet not...this little bitch couldnt stand the pain.
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Please tell me that stale tattoo is fake. What mother would let her 14 year old get a tattoo let alone a very bad tattoo.
Submitted by She She peritta on November 6, 2008 - 5:47pm.
She looks like Alice Cooper.
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LMAO! She totally does. Alice Cooper with flat-ironed hair.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 6, 2008 - 6:19pm.
my first time driving was a nightmare. I'd had never even started a car, but my Uncle had me drive to a restaurant. I completely missed the intersection while making a left turn, went up the sidewalk, into the electrical pole that handles the traffic lighting.....I knocked it out.
best to drive in a Parking Lot first.......:)
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Thats how i learned...my dad took me to this HUGE parking lot that connected to other parking lots (it was a huge baseball/soccer field park) and turned me loose with my 1983 red honda civic hatchback. Good times...good times.
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Lolo has been doing sexy times to avies today...including mine. ;P
I remember MonkeyPox too...she was deffo a sweetie.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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my first time driving was a nightmare. I'd had never even started a car, but my Uncle had me drive to a restaurant. I completely missed the intersection while making a left turn, went up the sidewalk, into the electrical pole that handles the traffic lighting.....I knocked it out.
best to drive in a Parking Lot first.......:)
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
Something tells me the entire Lohan family didn't do really well in the IQ department. My guess is that they have a collective IQ of a fucking geranium.
Damn this little bitch is fugly
That "BMW" truck is funny lookin...just like Ali
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Isn't an El Camino more her style?
I want her to get a BMW truck, to run over her! Ugly little troll!
Ali told Life & Style, "I’m so excited. I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’
Yea....that's actually a smart idea by Dina. Didn't her eldest daughter have a little "incident" with driving around a parking lot coked out of her mind (wearing someone else's pants that just so happened to have a bag of coke in them) chasing another car with occupants inside? The Lohans should just stay off the road period!
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Highend hick..
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aaaaw I wanna meet this monkey Pox now!!! And Hello PSL and spank you very mucho Lolo
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
I have been hitting refresh, still just the prevy little bat. But I remember Monkey Pox and she was a cutie.
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Stank hit refresh!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo, Socky has been on in the evenings....
I don't think Mrs Gosling and MONKEYPOX look alike, they are just making the same expression in their avies......
Hi Mrs Gosling!
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
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I wanna see Mrs.Gosling too. I just still seeing her bat beating its meat.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
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Stank Awwwwwwwwww my twin was short like me too.
Mrs. Gossling! Hubba Hubba!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yeah its me =) ..not Monkey Pox just Mrs. Gosling..Im sweet too though lol
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
LoLo I met my "twin" in the 6th grade and years later everyone else got us confused. We were both chubby dumpy things.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
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I signed the petition for Prop 8 to be overturned.
OT: Why can't these Lohan skanks go away.
Mrs. Gossling is that you in your avie darling?
There was a poster names monkey pox who looked a lot like that. She was really freaking sweet.
Sock monkey is the poster with sock monkey avies.
She is really freaking hilarious!
I havent seen either around in a while.
Good people!
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LoLo - sure the hell looks like her!
TWINS!
Thank you, LoLo. Sometimes they get greasy. *burrrrrrrp!*
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IS that her?
OMG Beautiful twins if thay are look a likes.
I ranin to my face twin not long ago. We laughed! It was such a strange moment! I had a better ass then my face twin though.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Who's sock monkey?
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
LoLo - oops, my bad, yes Monkey POX.
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