Ali Lohan Wants A "BMW Truck"
Forty...I mean...fourTEEN year old Aliana Lohan won't be able to drive legally for another year or so, but she already can't wait to start driving. Don't worry, I'm sure by the time she turns 16, a law will be passed banning all Lohans from getting behind the wheel.
Ali told Life & Style, "I’m so excited. I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’” And what kind of car does she want? “I want a BMW truck!”
I've heard of BMW SUVs before, but I've never heard of something called a BMW "truck." I figured that since Ali's life is filled with luxury, the BMW truck is only something classy people know about. So I decided to google "BMW truck" and this came up:
OH! My uncle used to have one of those! It always sat in his front yard on two bricks. Right next to his custom-made Nissan Sentra convertible!
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I ate the eggroll, though. It was fucking delicious.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
No monky POX right?
I fucking miss monkey pox!
Are you her? TWIN TIMES!
*adjusts tin foil hat*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sad to say that my husband voted yes on 8. I could've strangled him when these vote yes people came to the door and he gave them my name too as a supporter. I told him off after that!!! He just doesnt get it...not one bit!
I VOTED NO on 8!!! Please God let those 1.6 million votes left to count, including mine ALL say NO!
We actually had a HUGE turnout of people standing on the corner near our government center holding NO on 8 signs. I was soooo happy to see it!!
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Mrs. Gossling you have a twin out there lady!
and 1/2 a egg roll is correct!
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 6, 2008 - 5:51pm
The Lohan most be worth around 1 to 5 millions the most. Lindsay has no work and white oprah is her manager she gets 15% oh her earning
If theres any money White oprah has it . Lindsay spend most of her money.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by yiooooooo on November 6, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Sadly, she could be if her momager would stop trying to make her look 45 and let her be a teenager.
Her momager has also totally warped Ali-Cat's personality so that she comes across has a shrewish diva.
Too bad.
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Submitted by M.E. on November 6, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Why does mrs. gosling's avvie look like sock monkey?
Because it is!!!..not really =T
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Sounds about right lolo ...although Id say 1/2 an eggrole only
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Why does mrs. gosling's avvie look like sock monkey?
Awwww...the puppehs are so cute when they sleep!! Their little white under-bellies all sprawled out!! Cuteness overload!!
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I'm trying to be nice since she's still a young girl but...dayum....she looks beat. I shudder to think of another Lohan skank driving around with dried coke under her nostrils and flashing her cooked ham every time she exits a car.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 6, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Anyone know how much the Lohans are worth???
five dolla and an egg roll with some lisa renna astroglide on it!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 5:49pm
I think even they have standars, I dont like calling teen girls name but she is not atractive.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
They are still counting ballots for Prop 8. It's not over yet.
Anyone know how much the Lohans are worth???
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
OT: I signed the petition, pure_applejuice.
On Topic: I am so sick of this fugly, no-talent hag.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
omg, she DOES look like Alice Cooper!!
Cause Im FOURTEEN and Ill do what I waaant!
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She looka likea man.
Submitted by yiooooooo on November 6, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Don't forget that DiLo pimps her out to near-pedo photogs.
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She has penis nose.
And that isn't a compliment.
It's offensive to the pretty penis.
She looks like Alice Cooper. I voted no on 8 but it didn't seem to matter. I went to visit my family in the central valley and there were Yes on 8 signs all over the place. A guy came to my brothers door with flyer that said yes on 8 and my brother tore it up in his face and slammed his door.
Mrs. K- A kid called me that at church once and his mom was sooo embarrased. it was hilarious.
If I told my mom I wanted a BMW , she would ask me ," how are you going to pay for it?"
How is Ali going to pay for that truck? she has no job . I doubt white Oprah is going to reach in her " When Linsay falls in to complete obscurity emergency fund"
I got my grandfather car who my sister broke and they dont let me drive it until I get my licence.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on November 6, 2008 - 5:45pm.
MK's busy eating stale animal cookies and watching puppies sleep.
He has to throw a sop to us every now and then ... this sop just happens to be be asinine.
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Submitted by KD on November 6, 2008 - 5:44pm.
no problemo, mamacita
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Oh Michael, whatta waste of space. Whyyyyy that twit?
Thanks Mrs. K! Every time I try to open it here, or even just the puppies thread MK posted, my internets throws a tantrum and shuts down. :( I'm going to try when I get home.
KD--puppy cam is at
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
No...i didnt sign it pure applejuice...silly!!!
GEEZ...we is brain-farting in here today. ;P
I was saying I SIGNED IT...@ pure applejuice. pfft!!
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bitch needs to get her faced fixed.
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Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
zzz. Hey, which thread is the puppy cam link on again? I ferdot.
I signed it pure applejuice.
that shit ain't right.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
The Lohans truly are trash.
What is with the slutty tat on her arm? I have 2 but I'm grown! SMMFH @ the Lohans. They are giving the Palins a run for their money in the trash dept.
Schandenfraude
I heard the protesters outside last night...I hope those 1.6 million votes turn this shit around.
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The prostiteen needs the truck to haul her ego around.
Besides, it sleeps four in the back!
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ON TOPIC:
Slutty kitty has a tattoo on her arm???????????
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Signed it...pure-applejuice!! :D
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FYI- Sometimes people in the automotive industry call anything not on a car chassis a "truck." Most SUVs qualify as trucks.
Not that I think that this dimwit knows that..
pure_applejuice I just hope this helps, let me know if there is anything else I can do online wise to help the cause.
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I voted NO on prop 8...but they have yet to count my vote. I'm one of the 1.6 million votes that hasn't been counted yet. I really really hope and pray that it will be overturned. Its just so wrong!!!
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My mom got hit by one of those trucks while crossing the street eight years ago. It was pretty scary.
http://www.myspace.com/12005637
more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
Right on, Pure Applejuice <3
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
Thank you snowpiece, putsomestankonit and everyone. We have to fight prop 8, and NOW...... http://www.petitiononline.com/8311990/petition.html
and how sad is it that her freckles are getting that squamous cell look already, at least the ones visible under the 2 inches of spray tanner. I shouldn't care, but their fuckwad mother should have taken a couple of minutes between coke snorts and chasing her next round of dick to explain to her that her Irish complexion would benefit from SPF 50+ gah!
AND from staying the fuck OUT of tanning beds! ugh trash
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
yeah, damn those fucking black guys, LOL!
dexter's lab, omg.
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Pure Apple Juice, I'll sign it. Need to do it from my home computer though. :-)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 5:19pm.
do you think she'll use the "not my pants" defense?
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that, or the "It was the black guy" one
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She'll use both of those lines, but only after she uses "This isn't a meth lab--it's Dexter's Laboratory!"
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
ROFLMAO!!!! Is she talking about the SAV? I just had a visual of her barreling down the road making peace signs out the window.
Submitted by pure_applejuice on November 6, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I signed it!
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
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