Ali Lohan Wants A "BMW Truck"
Forty...I mean...fourTEEN year old Aliana Lohan won't be able to drive legally for another year or so, but she already can't wait to start driving. Don't worry, I'm sure by the time she turns 16, a law will be passed banning all Lohans from getting behind the wheel.
Ali told Life & Style, "I’m so excited. I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’” And what kind of car does she want? “I want a BMW truck!”
I've heard of BMW SUVs before, but I've never heard of something called a BMW "truck." I figured that since Ali's life is filled with luxury, the BMW truck is only something classy people know about. So I decided to google "BMW truck" and this came up:
OH! My uncle used to have one of those! It always sat in his front yard on two bricks. Right next to his custom-made Nissan Sentra convertible!
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missy LOL you beat me to it, LOL ;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
This picture reminds me of this:
Gretchen: What are you supposed to be?
Karen: I'm a MOUSE. DUH.
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 6, 2008 - 5:19pm.
do you think she'll use the "not my pants" defense?
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that, or the "It was the black guy" one
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Is sarah palin related to the Lohans?
WHY DON'T YOU USE THE MONEY ON SOMETHING YOU NEED YOU LITTLE NO TLAENT SKANK..A FUCKING NOSE JOB!!!
pure_applejuice : done ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
You know what else will happen when she turns 16? Her silly putty nose will suddenly look much different.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
GDlisters, can you please sign this petition against prop 8 and pass it on to your friends...... http://www.petitiononline.com/8311990/petition.html
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
What a little jackass. Honestly, I don't know how the Lohans have ANY money. She better be happy if she gets a Kia "truck."
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drama nooo not the hills, Celing Eyes lives there, and LC and Speidi and Grody Brody....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
do you think she'll use the "not my pants" defense?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Madam Pince on November 6, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Is that a real tattoo? I was under the impression someone under 18 couldn't have one, even with parental permission.
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I actually have a friend who got her first tattoo at 13 under her mother's supervision. Not my daughter, though, if and when I have one.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Keeping it klassy as usual.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
And that "tattoo" looks like a fuckin menorah.
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LMFAO! If this dumb little twirp actually got a decent education and paid attention to current affairs she'd know that we're in the middle of an energy crisis. Hell, you only need about half a brain to know about it since they talk about it on television a lot!
In any case, EVERYONE GET OUTTA THE STREET! ANOTHER LOHAN IS GETTING HER LICENSE SOON!!!! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I also want a BMW "truck" so I can run over all of the Lohan family.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Please leave the planet you fugly skank ho!
Jeezus crackers...Is she still 14? 'Cause someone needs to tell her 40-year-old face.
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
Is that a real tattoo? I was under the impression someone under 18 couldn't have one, even with parental permission.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
jesus, she looks waayyy older than my daughter who's about to turn twenty, what.the.fuck.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
KD, no....but her boobs are real and so are her lips!
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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I've never knew love before, then came you, then came you...
-The Spinners
When she and Jamie Lynn crash into each other, the result will probably be a BMW truck.
Is that a real tattoo?
slow news day......
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
how bout we just push you onto the freeway and say youre in a bmw, hmm?
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With a trailer hitch too, so White Oprah will have somewhere to live.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Also, she can get that henna tatoo all inked up.
If you are too dumb to know that BMW doesn't MAKE a truck, you shouldn't be allowed to even take drivers ed.
Dumb 40 year old skank.
Oh my GOD.. I am crying......LMAO..
hmmm....BMW's stock just dropped
maybe she'll run over White Oprah?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LMAO, hey only the best custom made vehicles for the best of people... too funny!
She looks like a 40 year old hookah! I kinda feel bad for her. Kinda.
That's quite a classy ride, in WASP land maybe! Ali is seriously 14 going on 45!
Your face!
I thought we heard the last of the Lohans.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Ali, you should hope you live to make it to 16.....before wanting a truck.
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Every time I'm near ya, I get that urge to feel ya...Just touching you and loving you, makes everything right.....
I've never knew love before, then came you, then came you...
-The Spinners