Kendra Is Engaged To A Dude!
Kendra Wilkinson is engaged! Engaged to a dude with a peen! That was the shocking part for me. I might be alone in this, but I always thought Kendra was the "Peppermint Patty" of the "Girls Next Door." I wonder if Peppermint Patty and Marcie ever moved to Vermont and opened up a general store where they sell Birkenstocks, granola and patchouli oil. That was always my vision.
Anyway, Hef tells UsWeekly that Kendra is promised to be married to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, "Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June."
Aw. That's sweet. Given away by your former pimp.
Hand Basket (typo and it stays) is a total upgrade for Kendra. The girlfriend of a zombie corpse to the wife of a baseball player! Or is it basketball? Or soccer? Whatever! I know, he plays with balls for a living. That's all that matters.
Hopefully, Kendra will work on controlling her laugh during her wedding. Kendra's cackle hurts my bones. That laugh will kill her wedding.
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Submitted by JBL on November 7, 2008 - 11:30am.
Did anyone really think the whole hef and his 3 GF's was anything more than an extended photo op?
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speaking for myself and on behalf of anyone with a functioning brain: no
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Did anyone really think the whole hef and his 3 GF's was anything more than an extended photo op?
Oh look, they all broke up a couple weeks ago and already 2 of the 3 girls are engaged. Of course Hef's going to give her away - he's like her great-grandpa that took care of her.
They're all opportunists.
The first time I saw this girl on television I knew either A. She liked black men OR B. She was a lesbian. It's a very fine line! Trust me!
hahha..She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site ☆☆☆___WEALTHYkiss.COM___☆☆☆, where the hot guys and sexy girls and models hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Am I the only one who sees a resemblence to Gay Al?
Now taking bets on how many *months* (weeks? days?) this little adventure will last!
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1. What gives Hef the right to give Kendra away? What, no other male in her family wanted this job?
2. Why do men find these girls attractive? I'm not talking about looks. I'm talking about what is so attractive to know that your current girlfriend once snacked on 82 year old peen?
3. Does this chick really want a wedding at the Playboy mansion? Eww. How classy.
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1. She's probably been disowned by her family.
2. Most men are dumb and horny.
3. She has no class.
I'm confused about several things.
1. What gives Hef the right to give Kendra away? What, no other male in her family wanted this job?
2. Why do men find these girls attractive? I'm not talking about looks. I'm talking about what is so attractive to know that your current girlfriend once snacked on 82 year old peen?
3. Does this chick really want a wedding at the Playboy mansion? Eww. How classy.
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This guy is a professional athlete and THIS is what he is settling for? Kendra's not even the best looking of Hef's whores, in addition to being an idiot.
Submitted by beegirl on November 6, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Hank attended high school and graduated from my home town of Clovis, New Mexico. (NO! I do not live there any more, I live in Key West). Wait till he drags her ass there, she will crap herself from boredom. Good folks, but there are only so many cows, hot cowboys and tumbleweeds a chick like that can handle in a visit. LOL
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Submitted by Kaylee on November 6, 2008 - 8:50pm.
A while back it was reported Holly was dating Chris Angel. And Kendra was engaged. And both said the paps and blogs are full of shit. Now looky looky Holly is dating CA and Kendra is....engaged.
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What are those lines on her stomach? They look like the rings on Kimora's neck.
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I went from not watching the show at all...to giving it a quick minute before flipping to a ballgame because I thought Kendra was the dope of the show...to actually watching a full episode or two & finding out that Kendra is actually the coolest of the three.She's got a bangin' body.She's a bit of a jock.I never got the gayelle vibe at all.She's down with brothas...especially if they're in the NFL.Those will be some studly chirren'.Good luck with it kid.
A while back it was reported Holly was dating Chris Angel. And Kendra was engaged. And both said the paps and blogs are full of shit. Now looky looky Holly is dating CA and Kendra is....engaged.
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Hank attended high school and graduated from my home town of Clovis, New Mexico. (NO! I do not live there any more, I live in Key West). Wait till he drags her ass there, she will crap herself from boredom. Good folks, but there are only so many cows, hot cowboys and tumbleweeds a chick like that can handle in a visit. LOL
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hmm, all ho jokes aside (I mean,really? Sure she was a playmate but she's been with Hef since she was a baby..how much "getting around can she do?) What about her show? I thought she was branching out and getting a show about her adjustment to the world blah blah blah. Now what? Instant housewife...?
Wow, talk about sloppy seconds.
Not alone, I thought Kendra was went the other way too.
The "other" girlfriends didnt do sexy times with Hef, he could barely do the main squeeze. They were contracted eye candy.
Great body but she's butt fucking ugly. She reminds me of that ugly beauty contestant who was frenching her slutty girlfriends.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on November 6, 2008 - 6:55pm.
They're both good looking, I bet they'll have bootyful babies. Hef giving her away is bizzare and creepy. I thought he was supposed to be her lovah, why would your ex lovah give you away? That gives me the skeeves.
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I just think that goes to show that this girlfriend business is nothing but a publicity stunt at this point. I seriously doubt he´s able to stick it on a regular basis to one girl and certainly not all three of them.
I like Kendra, she has a sense of humor and a killer bod.
As long as I could remember, and that's a longgg time ago, pro athletes (and I knew some) alwayz went for the tall blonde models/flight attendants/exotics. They marry them...then get divorced down the road. Almost all pro athletes -- married more than once. Pick the girl next door, guys. The realllll girl next door.
Dude, rent, don't buy the ho cow.
Hef's old dick and everyone up the ho career ladder has dumped in it.
I thought Detroit won the Stanley Cup?
Once again, you tap into my repressed memories - Peppermint Patty and Marcie bumping cooches. I must cleanse!
OMG, MK used the word "ANYWAY"... Dude, you still have a hangover??????
WTF are the lines on Kendra's stomach? Was she doing crunches with self-tanner on before she walked out in that get-up and get out?
Oh Michael K~ your typos RULE!
Handbasket! LOL.
As in: "Where am I going? And why I am I in this handbasket?"
I'd let him stick the tip in...
with 2 condoms on! duh
Submitted by Sheeps on November 6, 2008 - 6:23pm.
I just hope the Eagles win the Stanley Cup again this year.
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Playboy chicks don't seem like the marrying type, unless it's to guys from washed up 80's bands or 90's television shows. Kendra's man looks decent. Good for her!
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hef is giving her away? that is beyond creepy. i wonder if this is all gonna be on the show.
They're both good looking, I bet they'll have bootyful babies. Hef giving her away is bizzare and creepy. I thought he was supposed to be her lovah, why would your ex lovah give you away? That gives me the skeeves.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
Well, hot yes, but way too annoying to me. I cannot stand that laugh- kill some of that hotness, I think. And yeah, she's dumb as dirt too.
How stupid they have to have new "fill in" girlfriends to try and fulfill some image that should have been retired yrs ago...let peepaw sit by the fireplace with his Werthers and hot chocolate covered with a flannel blanket in peace...
Please, please let them move to Atlanta so that Kendra and NeNe can be besties.....
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Submitted by Miss Priss on November 6, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Shit, I'll move to Vermont to sell Birkenstocks and patchouli and pot. That would be awesome.
Anyone interested?
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I couldn't sell pot--I'd end up smoking all of the product.
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From time to time...i've sold a bit to friends, but i usually always had my own stash to smoke so I dont go crazy. I've just been getting some stanky-good bud lately....so my friends have been hitting me up. ;P Good times!!!
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I just hope the Eagles win the Stanley Cup again this year.
LOL...LoLo.......Damn you morals!
Have fun Lolo!
Mrs Gosling, right? But especially since Viagra, you'd really have to EARN that money....lol
Ok, I gotta go get the little dude from school!
byeeeeeee
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WTF? He is giving her away.. that's hummm... interesting
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 6, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Hey DeeDee! There are many times I wish I could be like any of these gold digging whores. I'd have a lot more money!
Damn my parents for raising me with morals.....
I was having this exact conversation the other day ...If I was a slut I could be freakin rolling in money...As much as I wish I could be a gold digger ..im just to good for that
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Hey PSL! Yeah morals....always getting in the way when it comes to golddigging.
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I might be alone in this, but I always thought Kendra was the "Peppermint Patty" of the "Girls Next Door."
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I always thought she might be bi. I also got a vibe that she was really into athletes; especially black ones.
*kicks my morals in the nards*
Damn you morals!
On that note: Im out! Im going to see Louis C.K. tonight at the NYC Comedy Fest thingie majiggy!
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Hey DeeDee! There are many times I wish I could be like any of these gold digging whores. I'd have a lot more money!
Damn my parents for raising me with morals.....
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Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
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Your mom ate...I edited that. I'd end up smoking it all too
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Well,he put his penis in her pussy and it didn't explode.I guess that was enough for him to propose. Dumbass. If he comes home one day and finds her getting dicked down my the chef, the pool boy, the personal trainer and the french maid, I sure hope he doesn't act surprised.
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