Thursday, November 6th 2008
Barney Is A Bitch!
Here's a quick video of President Bush's dog, Barney, chilling out today when some White House reporter gets all in his business! Barney wasn't having it so he snapped at the reporter's annoying ass. Hood rat stuff!
Couldn't that dumb ass reporter see that today is not the day for Barney! He's fucking grouchy because he has to move all his happy little shit out of the White House soon. Barney hates packing.
A little while later, the reporter then shows off the injured finger, which had to be tended to by a doctor. Please. Barney didn't do shit. I know how that dude effed up his finger. Finger bangin' gone wrong!
Thanks LV426
doesn't he look like Kiefer Sutherland?
The reporter messed up: he quickly reached out to the puppy, instead of slowing offering him a hand to smell, from a distance, and letting the dog decide. Barney 1, reporter 0.
I always liked the Barney holiday videos. In case anyone is down with it:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/
Say what you will about his owner, but Barney is soooo cute!
Barney is about to get evicted from his executive suite doghouse. I would be cranky, too, if I were him.
Having watched the video, it was pretty obvious Barney was agitated. Then the asshat reporter made that sudden quick move towards the dog. Of course Barney was going to bite.
Guess Barney was not having a "Chico's Kind of Day."
Go sit down!
I love the lady behind the camera, the fake compassion is so touching!
Antiobiotics for a little nip? What a pussy!
Barney should have clamped onto his nuts.
I love it when people make excuses when dogs try to bite them. "He must not be feeling well." No, it's because you annoy the hell out of him. Thanks for comin' out.
Is this joker shitting me? I've been bitten by so many dogs I can't even keep count. Everything from chihuahuas to pitties have come after my ass in rescue, but I have never had antibiotics for it. And for record, a chihuahua is scarier than any pittie any day of the week.
Barney is the only cool member of that whole corrupt family. I feel sorry for him, being raised by a bunch of morons. FREE BARNEY!!!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Sooo funny, I have a Scottie who is supposed to be related to Barney that I got from a breeder in Pa. Barney kicks ass!
MzSassy,
"I'm noticing in this thread that 95% of dog owners intensely dislike PEOPLE who like DOGS! ROFLMAO"
Right!?!? Gawd-dam! My dog! You no touchie my dog!
Skeery!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
I'd put on my hand out first, at least, instead of attacking the dog's head, which leaves it feeling vulnerable.
You have to get a vibe of the PERSON walking the dog, though. If the person walking the dog has an attitude that stinks more so then that dog's bowel movements, then your best bet is to stay the F-U to the C-K away...
: ) :::cough:::
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by Tyranny on November 6, 2008 - 9:27pm.
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LOL! Nice. I've just stopped allowing the petting all together with my pup. I've learned that it's just not going to end nicely for him..or them, so best to avoid it all together. I do appreciate being asked "Can I pet your dog?" my reply "No, but thanks for asking." and "Does your dog bite?" "All dogs bite, thanks for asking"..and if I'm in an especially foul mood (or dislike the look of the would be petter) "My dog has no interest in being your friend, thanks for asking". He especially hates people who don't acknowledge me and immediately baby talk him "Heeeey there cute doggy..." he freakin goes ballistic. He thinks those are the ones to watch out for..
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I'm noticing in this thread that 95% of dog owners intensely dislike PEOPLE who like DOGS! ROFLMAO. What kind of dog do you have, Tyranny? See, once I got a sniff (or is that whiff?) of your attitude, I'd know to stay the FUCK away! : )
OMG you guys are just mean!
My kid loves all dogs (ours died when she was six) and she's always respectful and asks first and she knows to let them sniff (well, she was practically raised in a pack, she knows a lot about dogs) and once, someone was rude to her and gave her a dirty look and everything - I felt so badly for her cuz she's really just a friendly person who loves dogs.
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Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words:
Bitch, you deserved it...
Yeah, that oughta help you through it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's his own damn fault, you don't approach a strange dog like that.
Wow, who IS that intensely, overwhelmingly idiotic doucebag? He sounds like he's mentally retarded, the way he's going on and on about his goddamned owie, and the doctor, and the antibiotics, showing off his wittiw fingerowie - oh christ, I could barely let the whole clip run through it annoyed me so much - and I'm in an otherwise super-mellow mood tonight.
Barney should've jumped up and torn off his fucking nose, is what I say. Barney, you gotta step your game up, little buddy! Practice ZERO toleration for such moronic douchebaggery.
Aw Barney, don't be bitter Bush is no longer going to be top dog! You'll be heading back to TX soon enough.
I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
How old is Barney anyway? He looks pretty miserable out in the rain.
Barney totally had a Kelly Ripa moment like "I don't know where your hand has been" LOL
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it's a celebration, bitches!
Whenever a child's parent would ask if the kid could pet my Sheltie, I would ask if I could pet their kid. For some reason, this question never gets answered with a "yes". totally agree with you , the ppl from *******SUGAr baby MEet.co m****will be more interested in your commnet....lololol
I told you Bush was pissed. He's training Barney to hole up behind the Alamo and defend his administration with him.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Tyranny on November 6, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I, too, disliker petters.
Whenever a child's parent would ask if the kid could pet my Sheltie, I would ask if I could pet their kid. For some reason, this question never gets answered with a "yes".
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LOL! Nice. I've just stopped allowing the petting all together with my pup. I've learned that it's just not going to end nicely for him..or them, so best to avoid it all together. I do appreciate being asked "Can I pet your dog?" my reply "No, but thanks for asking." and "Does your dog bite?" "All dogs bite, thanks for asking"..and if I'm in an especially foul mood (or dislike the look of the would be petter) "My dog has no interest in being your friend, thanks for asking". He especially hates people who don't acknowledge me and immediately baby talk him "Heeeey there cute doggy..." he freakin goes ballistic. He thinks those are the ones to watch out for..
To add to my Bill Clinton memories (see Ali thread): Does any one remember when the press catnapped Socks?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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ps dogs know when some people just "ain't right"
my first dog was the sweetest dog she loved everyone (except kids because some kids had teased her when she was a puppies and plus kids suck, she always loved my sister's kids though like she knew they were family!); anyway every so often she would growl at a person and I would look at them like maybe they were a closet axe murderer or something....
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it's a celebration, bitches!
damn paparazzi even pisses off dogs....
Barney's also pissed cuz he's got that ghetto ass leash wrapped around his neck instead of a real collar...
and if you approach a pet on a leash and put your hands all in his face and get bit, that really is your own stupid fault. You can even tell from the look on the dog's face that he was in no fucking mood for bullshit. Team Barney!
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it's a celebration, bitches!
I have a Jack Russell Terrier who would do this same shit if a strange guy reached down at him. I don't let strangers pet him anymore, this one nutty asshole I let pet my dog then proceeded to grab him by the muzzle and KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH! My dog pulled a Barney and luckily the guy was quick and left with his lips still on his face. This is especially a problem with children who are not taught how to approach a dog, but as in the video above, most adults don't fucking know the right way either.
By the way, my dog is 12 yrs old and has been trained since 4 months old, some shit can't be trained out of them unless you have Caesar Milan voodoo.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 6, 2008 - 7:34pm.
TY dahling
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One nation once again!
Submitted by shandi on November 6, 2008 - 9:04pm.
If a dog doesn't know you and your hand just goes for his face, you will get bit.
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ESPECIALLY if it's a Bush dog.
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Submitted by Tyranny on November 6, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I, too, disliker petters.
Whenever a child's parent would ask if the kid could pet my Sheltie, I would ask if I could pet their kid. For some reason, this question never gets answered with a "yes".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If a dog doesn't know you and your hand just goes for his face, you will get bit. This reporter should have let Barney smell his hand first. Even my three year old knows that. The reporter got in the dog's space without permission. I'm not surprised he got bit and I don't blame the dog.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Boo fucking hoo. Don't mess with the dog.
Here, Sassy, share my bottle of wine. I don't like to drink alone.
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People need to keep their hands to themselves..period. I hate "petters"...I never allowed my daughter to do it to anybodies dog beside our own. My puppy (in av) absolutely will not tolerate being touched by strange people (who don't ask and he doesn't get the "be polite" cue from me and even when told to be polite he HATES it.) He'll take it as it's happening but when they pull their hand away, watch the fuck out cause he's coming for ya. Dog's that crave attention and affection from total strangers aren't worth a fuck,imo. *glances at old pound whore dog*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 8:27pm.
The Obamas had better get a rescue dog, not buy a dog, or I will take back my vote.
Oh yes I will.
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"One of the pet's mandates, besides being a rescue dog from a shelter, is to be hypoallergenic, the Obamas have said. These provisos could point, according to one expert, to the selection of a Bichon Frisé – or a poodle."
That's from people.com so we will see if it is actually true...
Barney might be a bitch, but people should keep their hands out of dog's faces...I have a small dog, and people will rush up to him and get their hands in his face, and he growls because they have violated his space and comfort zone....I don't blame him. I would bite a bitch too if they put their hands in my face!
Why are they messing with that poor dog in the first place? He's probably wondering why all those wierdos with cameras are caling his name.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 6, 2008 - 7:33pm.
I hear President-Elect Obama owes his daughters a dog. Maybe Dubya's long-suffering dog can call his people and hook him up.
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The Obamas had better get a rescue dog, not buy a dog, or I will take back my vote.
Oh yes I will.
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did anyone notice his leash in on backwards?
Submitted by medicationlover on November 6, 2008 - 7:15pm.
i admit that was funny, and the dude was a bit of a douche, but i can't believe so many people seem to think it's ok that barney bit him! people need to train their dogs better and failing that, put a fucking muzzle on it. no one tries to pet a dog that has a muzzle!
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yea but its not like he fucking attacked him out of no where. i always ask people if its ok if i pet their dog, and even then i put my hand near their face so they can see it first. this dog just got scared or something because everyone was chanting his name like maniacs then this dumbass made a fast move towards his head. its not like he ripped his heart out or something.
-=meow hiss purr=-
Remember when Dumbya dropped Barney?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9vJNtY_mZ4
@ Kacky:
LOVE your avatar, you betcha ;D
I hear President-Elect Obama owes his daughters a dog. Maybe Dubya's long-suffering dog can call his people and hook him up.
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
is it just me, or does the reporter really have a clit nose a-la askey tizzdale?
He's lucky the dog didn't bite his bagina!
I have a border terrier who is not at all aggresive...even when I ask her nicely.
They are an active bunch.
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Submitted by medicationlover on November 6, 2008 - 7:15pm.
i admit that was funny, and the dude was a bit of a douche, but i can't believe so many people seem to think it's ok that barney bit him! people need to train their dogs better and failing that, put a fucking muzzle on it. no one tries to pet a dog that has a muzzle!
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Perfect.
I have nothing more to say:)
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LMAO! I was about two seconds away from saying "I cannot believe those wee pads are in one piece with 6 puppies"...but...not for long...
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