Thursday, November 6th 2008
Barney Is A Bitch!
Here's a quick video of President Bush's dog, Barney, chilling out today when some White House reporter gets all in his business! Barney wasn't having it so he snapped at the reporter's annoying ass. Hood rat stuff!
Couldn't that dumb ass reporter see that today is not the day for Barney! He's fucking grouchy because he has to move all his happy little shit out of the White House soon. Barney hates packing.
A little while later, the reporter then shows off the injured finger, which had to be tended to by a doctor. Please. Barney didn't do shit. I know how that dude effed up his finger. Finger bangin' gone wrong!
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DA PUPPAHYZ are playing!! WOOOOOOOT!
Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 7:14pm.
OMG! I'm having puppy withdrawal! Feel faint! Vision blurring!
;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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i admit that was funny, and the dude was a bit of a douche, but i can't believe so many people seem to think it's ok that barney bit him! people need to train their dogs better and failing that, put a fucking muzzle on it. no one tries to pet a dog that has a muzzle!
MOMUS!
They are out in the play area!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Madame s.
I swear on my son's eyes I was thinking about you early this afternoon. I'm working nights now and have some day time to play here.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Good for Barney.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on November 6, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Hoffers...And you let your sister come over? LOL!
only when I can't get out of it.
she drives me nuts why do YOU think I have a german shep and not a yorkie or a sheltie? I mean hello??????
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
christine the hoff! Love you too. It's like a damn reunion in here! xoxo
PUPPY FIGHT OVER! Puppies all tuckered out; except Purple who is putting a stuffed fish toy in its place!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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THE PUPPIES DE IS GONE!?!?!?
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
NANNERS AND MADAME S.
did I die and end up in heaven????
on topic,
I lub you guys!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Barney is grouchy because he realizes that when he's done being a photo op it's off to the pound for him.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
What a idiot though, you never just lean in and pet a dog right away. You put your hand out first.
Why do people try and stick their fingers in front of dogs' faces? They deserve to be bit.
What an ass. I can't believe after lunging at the dog and being all-around stupid, he gave that little idiotic monologue for the camera. Barnie probably had to breathe deep and hold himself back not to go at him again.
PUPPY FIGHT ALERT! PUPPY FIGHT ALERT! PUPPY FIGHT ALERT!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 6:55pm.
SEE! THIS is why MOST little dogs are terrors!!
You get a Rottie or a Shepherd pull that shit, INSTANT euthanasia. Little dog nips somebody and people laugh.
Tsk..tsk...tsk...
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So true. Besides, those little teeth are sharp and fingertips are very sensitive.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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PUHleeze - Barney did nothing wrong. Maybe if he approached Barney the proper way, he would have injured his ittybitty finger.
Bwaahahhahh
Fucking dumbass
Barney told that fool to back the fuck up!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
SEE! THIS is why MOST little dogs are terrors!!
You get a Rottie or a Shepherd pull that shit, INSTANT euthanasia. Little dog nips somebody and people laugh.
Tsk..tsk...tsk...
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Hoffers...And you let your sister come over? LOL!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
yeah, people that don't know how to handle a dog need to go away..
my sister comes in my house and calls my dog a retard and tells him to shut up...... um, he's working, doing his job letting me know someone is in the house, who's the retard?
yes, any animal comes to you, NOT the other way around.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Barney for Hot Slut!
Oh and how appropriate is it that George Walker Bush has a dog named Barney?
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Scotties are known to have a temper. Just because the reporter is a nitwit does not justify permitting Barney to bite people.
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What an idiot! He should know you don't just jump at a dog that doesn't know you. You have to get down on their level and let them come to you and sniff you first. Gah, I hate people like that.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
My brother works in the White House (in communications) and he got BIT by Barney a few months ago.
LOL! Dumb reporters. Good laugh though.
who the fuck goes to the doctor for a little nip?
christ almighty, now if my shepherd bite ya, you'd need the morgue but that little fucking thing??
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
He deserves it. I'm sure the dog just smelled douche and went in for the attack. Good boy.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
WHo's going to head up the puppeh transition team?
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One nation once again!
I'd be a pissy little bitch too if my owner was George W.
What a dumb fuck. He deserved to get his wittle finger bitten. Too bad it wasnt his wittle dick. Any one of my Boston Terriers would have shredded his scrotum.
He looks like the drunk boss on Drew Carey.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I need a drink.
Team Barney!! He was just trying to make his master happy by checking if there were any WMDs in that finger ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Barney is bitter, he is being replaced with a younger, skinnier and cuter puppeh soon.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh, boo fucking hoo, you wimpy nerd. What a baby! Barney has to deal with these cretins every day??! Time to bring out your inner Cujo, Barney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
ROTFLMAO @ "Couldn't that dumb ass reporter see that today is not the day for Barney! He's fucking grouchy because he has to move all his happy little shit out of the White House soon. Barney hates packing".
I just spit out my food!!!
Schandenfraude
oh nooooes, a bandaid went on dee iddy biddy reporkers fwinger. best go to dawktor nao for treetment. tell dawktor to put thermometer in rektum to make shure youse bee alright. okay?
that reporter is a douche.
Go Barney! you tell them!
(i've seen that breed of dog occasionally snap at people on occasion, but it is only because it's someone who it doesn't know who like took no time to be polite and friendly before shoving fingers in its face. so , in this case, The court of Judge Cuntylicious LeScrew says that it's the reporters fault, and he must buy the dog a few treats, sniff his butt and buy him some good treats.)
You could see the dog bite and then jump away. Terriers WILL let you know when it's enough already. That guy's a dufus.
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Terriers are mean little bitches. Some stupid lady let her two 'precious babies' off of their leashes because they were 'good little doggies' according to her crazy old ass. One of those little cunty's jumped in my car and cornered my labrador retriever (who was just coming out of surgery for a throat lump) and bit him right in his neck (where he had the surgery). The little fuck wouldn't let go, and my dog ended up having to go back into surgery. Dumbfucks.
A site for sore asses!
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Barney was all "bitch don't you try to touch me!" Hilarious.
I love Scottish Terriers but they are feisty lil' doggies. All these dog posts make me miss my doggy.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Poor Barney. You can tell the dog was NOT having it when all those dumb bitches kept calling his name and annoying his ass. Then the dumbass reporter shoves his hand in Barney's face-- what else is the poor dog gonna do? Good dog. I wish more dogs would bite annoying-ass reporters.
This is why I'm afraid of all animals...except turtles, turtles rock.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
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He had to get his finger checked out by a doctor??? what a whiny little bitch..he probably took some paid days off too because of this
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Submitted by geliasen on November 6, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Too bad it wasn't Katie Couric.
That lipstick wearing pitt bull had her chance to "take a wack at weeza" but the bitch was just too slow!
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oh, why don't you sue someone you whiny bastard? I would have bitten your ass too, if you tried to grab me like that.
LOL...that reporter is a little bitch. And I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Barney voted for Mccain?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Too bad it wasn't Katie Couric.