Friday, November 7th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jonelle Allen - Doreen Jackson from the short-lived soap opera "Generations." Below is the famous catfight between Doreen and that "piece of street trash" Maya Reubens (Vivia Fox). This is the kind of shit we need on TV. Fuck remaking "Melrose Place." They need to bring back "Generations"!


For Shannon

Posted by: Michael K


like-wow's picture

God that was good. Reminds me of Michelle Obama and Oprah.

Echo27's picture

I loooooooved Generations! My brother and I were just talking about that shit like two weeks ago. We should start a grassroots campaigne to bring it back!

jussayin's picture

I miss Generations! That was a good fight, but them bitchs needed some Vaseline to make it truly believable!! Gotta love when the earrings come off....

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gee_gee's picture

Oh, Generations. I can't believe you watched that foolishness, too MK. I was UPset when they cancelled my show.

That was THE FINEST piece of TV...e-v-e-r.

My fave part was at about the 1:54min mark wear we witness AN AROUND THE WORLD being dished out. Perrrrrrfection.

I really wish that Sammy would pull some shit like that on Dr. Marlena Evans on Days of our Lives.

Better still! One Life to Live's Viki and Dorian could escalate their annual beat down to that!

I'm turning this masterpiece into a verb... I'm gonna GENEARTIONS YOU you piece of Trrrraaash!

Michael, thx... that was truely moving.

Candy's picture

Finally! Somebody got that shit right Fuck Dynasty this was the real shit! Rule number one when beating a bitch dwn: Throw them damn heels off! My dumb ass sister once bent down to takes hers off and got jumped for her troubles. Such a shameful unneccesary beatdown that was.
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fruitloop's picture

Where do I start??
This is the best catfight EVER!!
Doreen's shoes defied gravity- magnificent stuff.
Vivica Fox was such a natural beauty- why did she fuck herself up?!
I was crying with laughter at Doreen's fall @ 2:17
And clip-on earrings are the shit!!!!

"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."

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Bitch is fierce! We have our Hot Slut of the Week!

80'S soaps were the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fave was Santa Barbara
Eden and Cruz forever

80'S soaps were the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fave was Santa Barbara
Eden and Cruz forever

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Submitted by TexFemme on November 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
When was this show on?? I really don't remember it. That was a wicked catfight.
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It use to come on in the early 90's on NBC (Ch.4 here in the the NY Tri-state area).

I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P

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Submitted by TexFemme on November 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
When was this show on?? I really don't remember it. That was a wicked catfight.
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It use to come on in the early 90's on NBC (Ch.4 here in the the NY Tri-state area).

I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P

Vivica was actually hot at one point, it's a shame

I have been trying to bring Generations back for years. That was the best soap ever and we don't get to see black drama on tv...I just have to wait for train rides on the A train for my black drama!! I'm black by the way!

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Oh, 80s fashion! How I miss it! Fabulous!
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Dominique Devereaux's picture

I thought the Dynasty catfights were crazy. Now this right here? This is entertainment. Priceless.

Viv doesn't even look like herself anymore. Sad.

Chantelle's picture

I loved that first few seconds where she kicks off her shoes and pulls her dress between her legs. LMAO! priceless. =o)

TOPANGA's picture

Damn..they don't make dresses like that anymore=(

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they certainly don't do it like that anymore!!! did they really do it like that on Dallas? that was bad ass. and LMAO at a VERY young kristof st. john(i love neil winters)

TexFemme's picture

When was this show on?? I really don't remember it. That was a wicked catfight.

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letinstar's picture

yay catfights! viv's finest work...

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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...

dick's picture

wasn't jonelle in hotel new hampshire?

hahahaha. Kinda hot, no? I don't know why the lame guy broke up the fight.

OK I just HAD to log in today ...Generations was AWESOME !!!!!!!! Thanks MK that made my morning !!!

I love this!

MK I cannot believe you did not mention that Jonelle Allen was on my favorite show EVER, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman!! I know how much you love Dr. Quinn LOL

I love her!!

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Okay okay okay....anybody gonna get their nose outta joint over this, too bad. One, I live in DC and two, I'm talking bout my own people. Me and a neighbor/friend were talking about the inaugural balls coming up and having some fun with it, talkin bout personal habits of our culture but bein happy for the whole situation.

We made up a scene where everybody's at the ball all dressed up in gowns and tuxes, being dignified and all, and the Secret Service agents are there watching over the Prez and the First Lady. There's two of them, one white and the other black.

The white agent notices a woman talking to the Prez, getting all touchy feely with him when Ms. Obama steps between them. The agent talks into his sleeve, reporting what's goin on with the ladies. The black agent asks what's happenin and the white agent says "Oh, Ms. Obama and the lady are having a conversation, they seem to be pointing at each other."

Black agent says "They're what?" White agent says "Pointing. Oh, now Ms. Obama's taking off her ear rings." Black agent, "Taking off her ear rings??? Agents, converge on Ms. Obama!!! Converge, converge, it's a fight!!! Fight!!!"

We laughed so hard we both started coughing and couldn't stop. It also helped that we were a little buzzed too.

Anybody who wants to make something nasty or mean about this, I got two words for you; Sarah Palin.

Everybody have a good weekend.

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AntBee's picture

I love Jonelle Allen! She needs to be in more stuff!

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

cocoebert's picture

OMG, I loved Generations. It was hugely popular here in Turkey, along with Dallas. I even remember the beginning, it had this family tree theme.

Chirio's picture

hahaha great! love the dresses..specially the yellow one. the background music is even perfect for it.

Coma Caca!!

Nanners's picture

I LOVED GENERATIONS!!

MK always remembers the best shit.
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Submitted by Gabe75 on November 7, 2008 - 10:03am.
OK. I am about start a bitch fight like this at work today with the bitch down the next office. He keeps giving me the evil eye. I am going to get it on video also.
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What Sluttsville said. And even more important, don't forget to post the YouTube link here!

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

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Submitted by Gabe75 on November 7, 2008 - 10:03am.
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For the love of WWF, just remember to take off those clip-on earrings before the fight.

SouthWestAtlantaGeorgia_has_SWAG's picture

Damn damn damn Michael K, you sho know how to choose them. Man I used to watch this show when I was at the babysitters house after school(elementary). Please please please tell me where I can find more.

Gabe75's picture

OK. I am about start a bitch fight like this at work today with the bitch down the next office. He keeps giving me the evil eye. I am going to get it on video also.

NitWitty's picture

IG♥ got any creamer?

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CeeCee's picture

Wow, all I saw were legs and sequins flying. I love how they take off their clip-on earrings before they fight on soaps, like they're gonna be injured when they get pulled off, lol.

Sluttsville's picture

I don't even recall Generations, but any show that has women fighting in sequins and gold-lame dresses is worth watching.

I just wanna know why there was a baby crying in the background when clearly neither woman was in the home that night. Talk about child abuse lol!

DeeDee's picture

IG, Slutty, Nitty ♥♥

Ok, so I let a couple of people handle my cake goods and FUKA. Nitty was being all selfish. Didn't you see how she ripped the train on my gold lame dress? HOOR!

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥

Sluttsville's picture

Hahahahaha IG.....DeeDee and her kolaches.

NitWitty's picture

@Dee and Slutts, that maybe. But who was the trash that ended up with the cheescake? Don't make me take my shoe off again!

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Deb's picture

"My train!!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great! Right up there with Alexis & Krystal.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by DeeDee on November 7, 2008 - 9:43am.

Hahaha Slitty. No one touches my cheesecake.....NO ONE!
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Well, that's not what I heard. And don't even get me started on your kolache. ♥ Morning, horz!!

Hell, yes. All I could think of was NeNe and Sheree having at it. Good stuff.

NO WAY!! I know Janelle Allen in real life! She is a SWEETHEART!! LOL! They don't call it "acting" for nothing. I haven't really seen her "in action" before.
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Sluttsville's picture

♥♥DeeDee

Sassy's picture

Vivica learned to fight like that in the hood here in Indy.

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Hahaha Slitty. No one touches my cheesecake.....NO ONE!

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥