Khia On Diddy
This blog entry from the most prolific blogger on the interwebs is over a week old, but it's been a while since I've posted her words of wisdom, so I felt it was about time to catch up.
In one of her posts from October 28th, Queen Khia eloquently writes about Diddy's possible homoness and his choice to feature his twinsies naked in L'uomo Vogue.
Khia is truly a poet, but you might want to massage your eyeballs and gulp down another cup of coffee before you start getting into it. Every time I read something from Khia, one of my eyeballs quits this bitch and goes lazy.
P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…
Is this what money make you do??? Exploit your own children??? Supa Throat said Dat…
I know Kim didn’t approve this!!!!! Aint no amount of money in the WORLD that will make me EXPLOIT my own children!!!!! You shoulda called The Queen for advice on this one!!!! Somebody in your CAMP shoulda told you… That’s not a good look!. So since they slippin……. I‘m here to tell ya!!!!!!!!! Nigga you aint shit!!!!!!!! Nasty, Freaky, Tired Son Of A Bitch….. Take them pictures down and call and stop all the press and print publications IMMEDIATELY…… You look like Heffner the ultimate P-I-M-P and the babies are “The Girls Next Door”!!!!!!!! NO DEAL!!!!! What are you promoting?????? Baby PORN????? And since we talkin bout HEFF…..HEFF… When is you gonna have a Nappy-Headed whore on the cover of Playboy Magazine???????? White Boys love CHOCOLATE too….. Call the Queen!!!!!! Heyyyyy Datwon Thomas……I got your call……. Im still waiting on you….. Imma be nice… I promise!!! LMAO!!!!!!! But that shit aint even FUNNY!!! Diddy…. While you talkin bout Aubrey being in a cold and lonely place…. Bitch, You can’t FIRE ME…….. You gone be in a COLD, DARK and LONELY Place when SHINE comes HOME…… Spring ‘09!!!! Yessssssssss!!!
I just have one thing to say: when is this bitch going to be on "The View"?! Because her view is cracked out and needs to be heard! And I have no idea what a "pedifile" is, but it sounds like something I can get at Sally Beauty Supply.
Thanks Jess
Forget Oprah or Tyra, I want me a Khia show!!
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 10:18pm.
@2C I betcha she's got some real good chickenhead action too! She needs to do more vlogging, that one!
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HAHAHA!. Great visual angel...and you just know she threw in some 'hand in your face' moments too.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
@2C I betcha she's got some real good chickenhead action too! She needs to do more vlogging, that one!
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Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Haha... me stoopid. Gotta give it to this girl though, she can't spell but damn can she rant!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 7, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Aren't pedifiles used to do manicures?
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No, silly!
Pedicures!
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Aren't pedifiles used to do manicures?
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LMAO @ "Every time I read something from Khia, one of my eyeballs quits this bitch and goes lazy"
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Loved her blog and MK I think you might be right about what a "PEDIFILE" is....
Goes to show how much money you have, you cant buy class or take the ghetto out of the ghettoness. She can flaunt her Gucci, Jimmys, Pradas, etc, but she still is an ignorant bitch ghetto disaster.
Submitted by putas on November 7, 2008 - 2:21pm.
shandiRW on November 7, 2008 - 1:50pm.
although unclear, frightening, and overall disorienting .."
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That made me laugh so hard. Thanks!
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Submitted by Hysteria on November 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
Can't wait til SHINE comes home
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Allegedly Shine has a boat load of $$$ waiting for him once he is released.
Puffy has been known to enjoy the company of men & women, and that has been the word on the street for years.
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
She even uploaded her sexy videos on a millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^...Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
I LOVES Khia. Old girl can't spell for shit but dammit if she doesn't make a point everytime. I subscribe to her myspace blog and I can't even explain the feeling when I am notified of a new post. And Puff does look like he is pimpin them babies.
I love her. Obama needs to appoint her to his cabinet, STAT.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
From now on, I will start every sentence with, "Or is because".
shandiRW on November 7, 2008 - 1:50pm.
although unclear, frightening, and overall disorienting .."
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That made me laugh so hard. Thanks!
And reading this little salvo made me heart sing. Hell, skip a beat too. I love this angry black woman shit. All rich and famous people need a black woman on their team to tell them 'what's what' as MK would say. Truly magnificent creatures...
She's my new hero. I hate diddy. and...I think he killed biggie. He wanted to be the star and he knew he never would b/c he doesn't have any talent. He killed fatty so he could step up.
all hail the queen!!
although unclear, frightening, and overall disorienting the only going through my mind whilst trying to read through all that is~ ***my neck, my back... lick my CENSORED and my CENSORED!!!*** khia is my new hero (next to MK) for calling out "PFTTT daddy" on his douchness!
This would make a good monologue for theatre students.
Damn, now my brain hurts.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn...why do crack heads always end up saying some smart ass highly logical things sometimes. She can't obviously can't spell worth a damn, but homegirl is speaking the truth. This part right here was my favorite:
"When is you gonna have a Nappy-Headed whore on the cover of Playboy Magazine???????? White Boys love CHOCOLATE too….. Call the Queen!!!!!!"
Now, I must go watch PBS or something and get my brain cells working again after reading that post.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck a "PEDIFILE" is? Is that what they use to file your nails down when you get a pedicure?
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Pick up my guitar and play
Also he didn't marry Kim not because he is "gay", but because he is the biggest man whore alive. I heard he is sleeping cassie now.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Leave it to Khia to speak the truth.
But please, Khia, the next time you pose, please invest in some cocoa butter for those hamhocks.
No matter how you PhotoShop her, it ain't cute, but EVERY little bit helps!
But fuck it, I love her!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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The picture in the Italian Men's Vogue was vulgar.
That man has lost his mind!
I really would like to know what would happen if one of those über-macho, homophobic, misogynous hip hop assholes gets outed(?) as a homosexual.
What would the audience do? All those idiots buying their albums, copying their style and attitude finally realizing that their idol is one of those people they love to hate.
I'm so waiting for that day to come.
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It's a Suffragette City!
You shoulda called The Queen for advice on this one!!!!
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She's talking about Angie, isn't she? LOL
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Pedifile.... Too Damn Funny
Submitted by helenmucus on November 7, 2008 - 11:58am.
This is making my morning xtra supa fantastic!
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Your avie is having the same effect on me!!!!
ahhhhh This rocks. Thanks Khia, you made my day!
i don't know who she is but because of that blog i love her.
reinvention gotcha, I'm kinda slow on Fridays, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
This is making my morning xtra supa fantastic!
hahha.She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on~~~ ___WEALTHYkiss.COM___~~~, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celes. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and ladies are said to be there.
hahha.She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on~~~ ___WEALTHYkiss.COM___~~~, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celes. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and ladies are said to be there.
I always got the mo vibe from Didds & I usually have pretty solid gay-dar.
doesn't she KNOW??? that there is a difference between being gay AND BEING a "pedifile"???
Khia STFU and stop begging Lil Wayne to sleep with you.
Being a high fashion mag, I'm sure the directors thought that photo shoot would be cute and artistic. That does not mean the man is a pedophile.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Farnsworth? Like the "umbrella" holder...
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Fransworth is that guy who used to carry Diddy's umbrella, and he had a show on MTV recently. Apparently, they slept together and there were blood on the sheets, who knows!
Awww. She must've read your own post about Diddy's twins, where you said Hef's twins now have some competition.
Everyone knows Diddy is gay or at least bi.
@snowpiece: i saw the post. the implication is that they're "up" somewhere like on his own website or even a wall where he could actually "take" them down - how does he do that once they've been published in a magazine he doesn't own or edit and since he's already posed for and approved the photographs? the point was the absurdity of her telling him to take something back that's already in the public ;-)
I think she needs to get her GED. And use spell check. And dump the "Queen" moniker since Queen Latifah already beat her to it, and is light years more talented.
Submitted by Bjork You on November 7, 2008 - 10:54am.
I'm not mad at you....I'm mad at the dirt!
She does raise a number of good points.
I don't know what the hell she's talking about, but I agree with it.
reinvention:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28948
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She has excellent vernacular...actually...
I'ma gone talk shit like dat ALL the crazy ass day. Matta fac, I'm haulin' my BITCH ASS ovah to the MUTHERFUCKIN bank now, dem BITCH ASS FOOLS bettuh not get all up in my face else I'MA BRING THA NOIZE!
Because that is how I roll. Or something to that effect.
from where is doody supposed to take his pictures down anyway?
um....khia should be hired out as a speech writer...the girl has skills..
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