Khia On Diddy
This blog entry from the most prolific blogger on the interwebs is over a week old, but it's been a while since I've posted her words of wisdom, so I felt it was about time to catch up.
In one of her posts from October 28th, Queen Khia eloquently writes about Diddy's possible homoness and his choice to feature his twinsies naked in L'uomo Vogue.
Khia is truly a poet, but you might want to massage your eyeballs and gulp down another cup of coffee before you start getting into it. Every time I read something from Khia, one of my eyeballs quits this bitch and goes lazy.
P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…
Is this what money make you do??? Exploit your own children??? Supa Throat said Dat…
I know Kim didn’t approve this!!!!! Aint no amount of money in the WORLD that will make me EXPLOIT my own children!!!!! You shoulda called The Queen for advice on this one!!!! Somebody in your CAMP shoulda told you… That’s not a good look!. So since they slippin……. I‘m here to tell ya!!!!!!!!! Nigga you aint shit!!!!!!!! Nasty, Freaky, Tired Son Of A Bitch….. Take them pictures down and call and stop all the press and print publications IMMEDIATELY…… You look like Heffner the ultimate P-I-M-P and the babies are “The Girls Next Door”!!!!!!!! NO DEAL!!!!! What are you promoting?????? Baby PORN????? And since we talkin bout HEFF…..HEFF… When is you gonna have a Nappy-Headed whore on the cover of Playboy Magazine???????? White Boys love CHOCOLATE too….. Call the Queen!!!!!! Heyyyyy Datwon Thomas……I got your call……. Im still waiting on you….. Imma be nice… I promise!!! LMAO!!!!!!! But that shit aint even FUNNY!!! Diddy…. While you talkin bout Aubrey being in a cold and lonely place…. Bitch, You can’t FIRE ME…….. You gone be in a COLD, DARK and LONELY Place when SHINE comes HOME…… Spring ‘09!!!! Yessssssssss!!!
I just have one thing to say: when is this bitch going to be on "The View"?! Because her view is cracked out and needs to be heard! And I have no idea what a "pedifile" is, but it sounds like something I can get at Sally Beauty Supply.
Thanks Jess
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havs Playboy really never had a black girl on the cover?
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Call the Queen!!!!!!
I'm sorry but her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, is to busy to take your call.
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It's pronounced FAHHHHNSWERTH. In an English accent, of course. tee hee
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I wonder what would happen if you put this one and the Vagina Power lady in the same room and unleashed their fury. Maybe show them a photo of Diddy and his daughters with the "bow-ties on them small ass NECKS" just to get them a little juiced up. That would be fun to watch.
Speaking for white boys, when is Hef going to have a bangbus worthy sister featured in Playboy??? She's absolutely right, white men love chocolate too!!
'Pedifile' LMFAO!!!!
Khia is right about Diddy though....
A site for sore asses!
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Can't wait til SHINE comes home
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one word: pedifile....enuff said it cracks me out lol
bow-ties on them small ass necks!!
Submitted by Bjork You on November 7, 2008 - 10:46am.
He ripped off Danity Kane? I mean, they made money to be stolen? Who bought their records?
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lmbo - because of course, we all know that being gay=(imaginary) money stealing "pedifile", right? *smdh* ¬_¬
2 postings of skanks with guitars is too much too early...
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With a last name like Bentley, must've been irrisistable. Especially if he was carrying around an umbrella all the time.
HEFF…..HEFF… When is you gonna have a Nappy-Headed whore on the cover of Playboy Magazine???????? White Boys love CHOCOLATE too….. Call the Queen!!!!!!
I'm kinda looking forward to the annual Hood-Rat issue myself.
hahaha shes right
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KD ROTFLMAO I am so tempted to switch out Mowgli and make that dude my new avie!
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P.S. Loved the little shout out to Heff.
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Submitted by Sassy: "dirty rotten whore."
Sassy, when you polish the floor, you have to move the tree.
This shit looks like it was lifted right off the bathroom wall of your local insane asylum. Famous people are getting freakier and freakier. I miss Paul Newman.
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those pics in l'uomo vogue just were too much, he better be saving up for counseling and meds for those poor children...he'll have a lot of explaining to do when they grow up
Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 10:47am.
Who is Farnsworth?
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Farnsworth Bentley. He was Puffy's sidekick and man-servant.
The voice of truth was never this sweet and classy!
This is some crazy stuff right here! Is any of it true? Anyone got details, and do I really fecking care?
No, really do I?
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Farnsworth bentley. his ex assistant. he was in a music video recently with kanye west and andre 3000. he's the fruity looking dude in music videos that always has an umbrella
Snow- LOL, that dude died in '71! I'll put my money on this guy:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0267889/
That would be Farnsworth Bentley - he basically toted Diddy's umbrella around. Among other things, lol.
UM.
she is a ghetto stank,
but she's right as hell about that.
dirty rotten whore.
KD IDK? maybe this guy, LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philo_Farnsworth
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Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 10:47am.
Who is Farnsworth?
Seriously this sounds juicy I want more info!
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The local Viet nail salon charges $10 for a quick pedifile. Your choice of garish colors.
Is Sarah Palin her staff writer?
Who is Farnsworth?
Ah, what a way to start my morning!
I agree with Khia and M.K.
He ripped off Danity Kane? I mean, they made money to be stolen? Who bought their records?
And thanks, Khia, for that Civil Rights moment calling Hef out to feature a chocolate bunny. Thanks. Maybe that was one of MLK's dreams, too.
that got my panty pudding flowing fer sure
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i