Where's Daniel Day-Lewis?
This is one of the first pitchers of Rob Marshall's Nine starring Daniel Day-Lewis and a bunch of broads. The picture needs a little visit from Photoshop, because it's looking like a pageant photo from Miss Drag Queen World 2008. In case you have no idea who some of those bitches are, they are from left to right:
Judi Dench (in the Suri wig), Penny Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren, Fuggie Fug, Nicky Kidman, Kate Hudson and some random trick in the back trying to sneak into the picture.
Of course, Nicky has to have the spotlight on her wax figure-looking ass. It's probably not even a spotlight. It's the toxic glow you get from too much Botox.
The people in front of Fuggie must be wearing raincoats and carrying umbrellas. Fuggie's got her legs open for business and she's a known squirter.
Wait...I think that's Daniel Day-Lewis' head down below in front of Fuggie's geyser hole.... I really, really hope he was wearing a gas mask.
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Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 1:42pm
She was in Death Proof, too."
I'm such a nerd for knowing this, but she was actually in 'Planet Terror', not 'Death Proof', although both were part of the 'Grindhouse' movie.
Does Kidman play the dead mother? Cause she looks just like a corpse.
Yeah, I would love to hear what Nicky & Penelope chat about!! Last time Nicky was filming here, she had just had a miscarriage trying to figure out why her husband just left when Tommy girl was prancing around trying to bring Spaniards and Latinos over to the Xenu ship through his new "lady friend".
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 1:42pm
She was in Death Proof, too.
WHERES WHO AGAIN?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Actually the light around Nic is from a new extra-strength botox made from spent nuclear fuel rods, called "Glo-tox"
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Looks like they really dipped into the hag bag for this bunch.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Wait a second... how did I miss the most disturbing part of this post???
FERGIE IS IN A MOVIE???
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she was in Poseidon, short part as a half-assed singer on a cruise ship. She died.
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I was blissfully unaware of this fact!
Sandbitch, your avie looks like James Haven! Could it be?
Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Wait a second... how did I miss the most disturbing part of this post???
FERGIE IS IN A MOVIE???
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she was in Poseidon, short part as a half-assed singer on a cruise ship. She died.
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
Tom Cruise has shagged two of these. What a whore!
Kate Hudson is as talented as a dead trout stuffed and mounted on a wall.
On the upside, the trout won't start yapping.
Submitted by agirl on November 7, 2008 - 1:47pm.
HAHA Kate Hudson - TRYING TOO HARD!!!
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O THAT'S Kate! Who's the bitch in the back?
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HAHA Kate Hudson - TRYING TOO HARD!!!
Speaking of Fergie Pee Pee pants, where has that hot piece Josh Duhamel been?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Is it me or does Nicole Kidman look like a pickle in a pepper shop...."She's not supposed to have those bumps!", they all say...Ah....Speaking of pickles...Believing this will be anything other than a ploy to get the Oscar "fabulous contingent" up in sweaty gay arms would only be jerk'n my gerkin.
Is this Hollywood's way of distracting from Prop 8? You tell me? I forgot all about it until I wondered if and where sophia was going tuck it. She so hot butch here it is hard to look away.
I think Sophia could be in CATS....Without any change or help from make up...Just take her off the stage and announce her a Rum Tum Tiger.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Wait a second... how did I miss the most disturbing part of this post???
FERGIE IS IN A MOVIE???
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Could Fergie possibly spread her legs any wider? talk about trying too hard.
Why not drop trou so the world can be her gynecologist?
meh. another movie I won;t be seeing.
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
On early note....
For anyone not familiar with the musical:
Watch 8 1/2....Far better and the origin of the musical. Fellini is the Rembrandt of celloide...Every shot in 8 1/2 could be framed and mounted on the wall...It is visual ecstacy.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
For a minute, I thought it was a reunion of the Solid Gold dancers.
SOPHIA...WOW!
I won't be going to see this garbage...but she's still strong.
Judi looks fierce, like a powerfull gayelle looking around through mint smoke, thinking which one is for dinner. She shudders as her eyes spot something foul and sickening: "Oh except you Ferga dear, run along now. Shoo, shoo.."
And in the background, ScarJo is being all quiet and confused (again), asking "Am I late mistress Judi?" while Kate is rolling her eyes, thinking "Next time I won't leave her in the woods, I'll fucking shoot her ass", realizing she will, after all, have competition for the role of Young Slut.
"Where shall I stand mistress Judi?" asks quiet and confused ScarJo. "Anywhere I lay your head bitch", thinks Kate.
"In the back honey, softly speaks Nicole, your paleness must not overshadow mine."
Sofia, Penelope and Marion just stand there, being European and shit. The only thing that bugs them is something icky and moist crawling around their feet.
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Keep god out of California
The cast of Americas Top Has Beens?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Fuggie's got her legs open for business and she's a known squirter.
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MK you are priceless!
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One nation once again!
Judi, Sophia and Penny are the only ones on that stage with talent...wtf do people keep hiring Kidman, she makes me what a barf.
Where's Daniel Day-Lewis?
Drinking his sorrows away.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
WTH are Judi and Sophia doing with those b!tches?? Oh, well . . . at least, they didn't have to work with AnoWhoreBot Holmes b/c Marshall got her @$$ nixed and replaced by Fuggie, no less - BWAHAHAHA!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
What happened to Kate? Did they say: You're too fug, hunny - go stand in the back. And put all your hair in your face. ...? Harsh when you consider they put Fergie right up front like that...
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This pix reminds me of the chicken wings & beer I puked up on Grant Park Tuesday nite while partying and celebrating Obama's election.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 12:05pm.
seriously, I'm getting on my milk bone panties!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I can't believe you guys are tawlking about this, I'm breeding my male shepherd in the spring..
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typical Friday...fuckin the dog!!!
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I can't believe you guys are tawlking about this, I'm breeding my male shepherd in the spring..
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Why, oh why, does anyone in the world think we want to see Fergie with her legs spread open? It's an ugly pose, tired and old. I just don't get it.
Nicole & Penelope in the same place. I wonder if it was weird for them.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on November 7, 2008 - 11:55am.
THE PUPPIES ARE EATING
Thanks for the link
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No problem but don't blame me when you get addicted. :)
Read somewhere that Kidman is a complete diva biotch on this show. For some reason she has it in her head that she is the star and everyone else is the supporting cast. I don't know how much of this I believe, but it sounds possible.
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snowpiece.. OMG I love your Av. I love that cartoon soo much. I used to sing along w/ those songs.. "look for the Bear necessities" OH YOu!!!!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
okie's crotch ...mmmmmmmm!
LOL
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THE PUPPIES ARE EATING
Thanks for the link
On topic: This movie looks like its about a bunch of vampire hookers.
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It's not? Would probably make a better story.
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Jeffro- thanks for the tips! He'll be 2 in May!
On topic: This movie looks like its about a bunch of vampire hookers.
KD/Jeffro,
This dog breeding stuff reminds me of Ron White and SLuggo.
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I got my wife the lap dog she always wanted last xmas...beagle/pomeranian mix...she wouldn't let me name him Sluggo!
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hahha.Hey,, Why so many people keeps saying they saw you before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆" WEALTHYKISS.COM"☆☆☆☆☆☆☆. Is that true?
Yuck.. Fergie.. Better for her to peee in that position me thinks..
I do not want to see her crotch.. Muh own crotch, maybe, hers.. Not so much!!
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KP!
Thanks! You are not a loser, you are thorough!
KD/Jeffro,
This dog breeding stuff reminds me of Ron White and SLuggo.
Mr. White, why don't you come in the back room here and we will show you how to do this yourself and then you can just bring the semen without the dog.
No, no, you go ahead without me. He follows me around too much as it is...
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
nicole's hair glows and not in a GOOD way.
fuggie, ugh, can she go now?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Sheeps on November 7, 2008 - 11:42am.
Submitted by The C word on November 7, 2008 - 11:32am.
OK, I checked. As usual, I was wildly wrong. IMDb lists all the characters but not necessarily who they are. Marion Cotillard is the wife. Penny is the lover. Nicky is the "muse/protegee" (tee hee). Sophia Loren is the mum. I see an opening for Phoebe Price in there somewhere.
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Nicky as the muse??
I'm not familiar with the show, but I picture her more as a Norma Desmond type.
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Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 11:39am.
Jeffro- we are planning on using our golden as a stud. I've never done that though, so that will be a learning experience. How old do they have to be when you can start?
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AKC recommends at least 2 years old, but nature grabs most males at a young age.
Tips:
1) Have the famle come to your house to do the deed, on or about the 13th day of her heat. If you go to their house your dog will spend the whole time marking his territory.
2) Breed the dogs at least twice, preferable 3x, with a day in between each, to make sure the pregnancy takes.
3) Make sure the female is AKC certified if you're looking to make purebred dogs.
4) You may want to write some sort of contract, cuz typically you won't get paid until after the litter is born and the female's owner start to get some cash in hand.
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Clarisse-
I think it is actually 830 PST that the mom comes in. I am totally a loser because I created a username and chatted to find out. LOL.
MysMichelle-
Website:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
Just Puppy Cam: http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
On Topic: What a strange assortment of people...
So weird seeing them all together....like some freak nightmare...
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