Friday, November 7th 2008
THE SEX
I just need to spray his shit down with some Raid, pour some bleach powder on that cracksore, duct tape a dental dam over it, form a prayer circle around him and then go to fucking town! Yes, I'd still rub my no-no parts all over Dreamboat Doherty's nuclear war zone face. I'd gaze into his beautiful crack eyes and lick his fresh-out-of-the-butt corn teeth. I am not ashamed to admit it even if it lands me on the CDC's "one to watch" list.
Here's Dreamy going to some gig in Camden last night. He takes his laptop everywhere, because it reminds him of me. No, he's probably taking it to his dealer to see how many grams he can get for it.
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hey douchebag! guess what? you are in my dead pool!
sorry piece of humanity. somebody help him or just shoot him- with bullets, not heroin.
a funny thing about regret is...
I spy a big ol' nummy in his nostril.
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Submitted by mommy2kai on November 7, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Dear lord! Who carries their laptop like that? Is is broken? Did he get crack dust in the keyboard? .......
He's freeing the BATS that keep attacking him while he's on the Interwebs. They keep flying out of da screen aiming for his head. You can even see him watching them fly away in thumb 7.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Maybe he blogs. His shit might be more interesting than Courtney's, that's for sure.
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
He is a busy man, he can't afford to have his lap top properly closed because he has so much business to attend to. He is a man on a mission, gotta be at the ready for on line communication with his dealers.
Dear lord! Who carries their laptop like that? Is is broken? Did he get crack dust in the keyboard?
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
Does he primp in the mirror and before he goes out sticks a broken piece of glass in his puss to complete his signature bloody look? Skeevy!
Face Meth!
You'll be Popular When You're Dead!
He needs to do an inventory of his nose before he goes out, he brought out his laptop so that at least shows he was thinking of doing something with it. But all the cocaine or meth glued up in his nostrils is easily fixed with a good blow (no pun intended) out and wipe. I seriously think he has anti-OCD, where he just doesn't give a shit. Well, he never did in the first place so whatever.
Your face!
EWW
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Thanks. Now I have to throw up.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I saw his profile on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
he always looks so shocked.
who's go the crack?!
OMFG I need help someone please help me cause I think he looks........hot WTF IS WRONG WITH ME WHAT
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 2:09pm.
angel_i: the condition you are talking about is real. But in Petey's case, it's the drugs.
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LOL! I know it's real - I lived around it my whole life.
and...
Perhaps. I talked to a doctor about it once that said people who experience OCD while on drugs are likely predisposed and that any kind of heavy stressor could cause it to surface. Drugs, in this case, being the stressor.
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
I am so sick of having to see inside this repulsive creatures nose. Every flippin' picture I can practically see into what little brain he has left.
I can't believe they let this monster see his child.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
EW, he's so delicious!
Your face!
" 38 year old guy with the mentality of Beavis"
LMAO! Yeah, someday MY prince will come!
That's funny! She's lucky to have you. Conga-rats to you both!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Jeffro- do you have any kiddos?
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One son, he turned 6 last month. Kid is genetically bound to become the Class Clown. :)
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
Cute guy...I like your another photo at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ BTW, do you hook up age gap relationship there?
Boone's Farm will make patent leather shoes peel and crack....Just A Fun Fact!
(Whisper-I don't like that CandyPerfumeLadyGirl! She's so crabby. She must be getting less sex then Joey is, and hey, I TRY to be cordial)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Jeffro- do you have any kiddos?
Submitted by snowpiece on November 7, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Happy Anniversary Jeffro, congrats! how many years has it been?
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13 years. The generosity of that woman never ceases to amaze me...not too many women will put up with a 38 year old guy with the mentality of Beavis.
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 2:57pm.
You should get out more. Try Alabama.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV!
LOL! I have never had my tires rotated.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Ain't he purdy? GAWWDALLMIGHTY.
Happy Anniversary Jeffro, congrats! how many years has it been?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Jeffro11,
Well a romatic dinner couldn't hurt right! Here's hopin your Saturday starts out sweet and ends sweaty and spent.
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going out for drinks and apps, then taking her to her 1st play, 'Deathtrap'. Maybe out for drink afterward, then hopefully home for the bow-chick-a-BOWBOW.
Thanks for the well wishes, but even the best laid plans turn to shit. With my luck I'll end up sitting by myself at 4am, shitfaced at Denny's. LOL
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 2:50pm.
I had a night like that, drank a bottle of Boone's Farms and rotated the tires on my truck.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I never really knew what "meth face" was but now I do.
Jeffro11,
Well a romatic dinner couldn't hurt right! Here's hopin your Saturday starts out sweet and ends sweaty and spent.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on November 7, 2008 - 2:30pm.
weird, the other day I was picking my nose and eating it, when some truck driver started talking about odwalla bars.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Jeffro11 !
You know better than that! We don't work you into the schedule, the schedule works around you.
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It's my anniversary...I'm hoping that taking the wife out Saturday for a nice romantical evening might get me some lovin!
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on November 7, 2008 - 2:30pm.
lol!! OMG! eating boogers!!! YUUCKKK! *GAG* GROSSSSSS!
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Jeffro11 !
You know better than that! We don't work you into the schedule, the schedule works around you.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
This is what happens when you just give up on life.
A bath and a toothbrush seem like a fantasy tale to Pete.
Christ.. make the effort man.
--thanks awfully--
Looks like Pete missed his mouth and cracked himself in the shnoz with the pipe again.
*goes back to puppycam*
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Straight not narrow.
OMG Hysteria....speaking of boogers..gag..
I was driving the other day, and eating an Odwalla bar. Strangely enough, I was a few cars behind an Odwalla truck! I thought it was cool, so I sped up a little. I looked at the driver..the BITCH was picking his nose like there was no tomorrow! And then he ATE IT! I threw my bar on the floor and almost threw up. UGH
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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RIMADYL KILLS
Passes Pete a band-aid.
The coke booger is on this TEETH. YUCK. Just ate lunch and i could hurl. ish ISH!
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Hahahahahahaha! Michael you're the best, funny ass hell!..(typo and I'm keeping it)...;)
Jeffro11,
"Still lookin to fill Sat nite, huh?"
Saturday night? P'shaw! That's Thursday between 8 and 10.
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pencil me in for some sangria times on Monday...Saturday's booked for me.
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Oh Jesus, Michael. I just ate!!
Jeffro11,
"Still lookin to fill Sat nite, huh?"
Saturday night? P'shaw! That's Thursday between 8 and 10.
...and i'm sure you smell fine. *tee hee*
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Seriously...how does one get to be THAT ugly??? I cant fathom touching one tiny portion of his skin or clothing..... *starts to retch* BLAAARRRRRG!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 7, 2008 - 2:12pm.
HA...Team....Excel would work great for that!!! lmao
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Yeah, until it crashes and he has an overdose.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 7, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 7, 2008 - 2:07pm.
I think he opens up a spreadsheet to make sure the ines are straight and consistently sized.
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Bahahahaha!
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Jeffro...thats ZACKLY what i was thinking....lmao!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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HA...Team....Excel would work great for that!!! lmao
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 7, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Doperty has B.O. of the mouth...fer sure!!
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He's got the Zacklies...his mouth smells 'zackly' like his ass.
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"