Friday, November 7th 2008
THE SEX
I just need to spray his shit down with some Raid, pour some bleach powder on that cracksore, duct tape a dental dam over it, form a prayer circle around him and then go to fucking town! Yes, I'd still rub my no-no parts all over Dreamboat Doherty's nuclear war zone face. I'd gaze into his beautiful crack eyes and lick his fresh-out-of-the-butt corn teeth. I am not ashamed to admit it even if it lands me on the CDC's "one to watch" list.
Here's Dreamy going to some gig in Camden last night. He takes his laptop everywhere, because it reminds him of me. No, he's probably taking it to his dealer to see how many grams he can get for it.
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Petey has those weird overlapped front toofs that always gets cheese bits stuck in them. Nasty...
Seriously...is a good toof brushing too much for ya Petey? Time better spent crackin out???
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 7, 2008 - 2:07pm.
I think he opens up a spreadsheet to make sure the ines are straight and consistently sized.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
angel_i: the condition you are talking about is real. But in Petey's case, it's the drugs.
Die already
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Bye! Good
Doperty has B.O. of the mouth...fer sure!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Mittens for Petey for Christmas.
Maybe he's using the scabs for some sort of sculpture? I once had one that resembled Yanni.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 7, 2008 - 2:06pm.
My husband does that too....always picking picking at any bump or anything he finds on his skin. He hates his moles with a passion too....Very self-conscious about his skin. I think he looks fine. :D
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"My sister has these moles, all over her face..."
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
lol @ Team
I can see that...more room to get those lines chopped up properly. or whatever crackies do...lol.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Jeffro11,
It the "overpriced but the delivery guy is SMOKIN" salad.
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Still lookin to fill Sat nite, huh? LOL
Oh and I saw you tellin Okie that I was stinky too.
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
My husband does that too....always picking picking at any bump or anything he finds on his skin. He hates his moles with a passion too....Very self-conscious about his skin. I think he looks fine. :D
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.
He needs the larger screen, he chops up lines on it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jeffro11,
It is the "overpriced but the delivery guy is SMOKIN" salad.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
He has a larger laptop like mine and they are HARD to find cases for. I know...i ordered a really cute one and it was too small. :( All the bigger ones are FUGLY.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
c'mon yall .. let's get him a COMPUTER CASE for christmas -- this here, is a hot mess!
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 1:59pm.
To whomever it was that asked as to why he's always bleeding...he's a junkie, he picks at himself.
He is ONE FUCKED UP DUDE!!!!
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It's an OCD called "perfectionism", actually... of all things. More people than you know suffer with it. My mom had it super bad (no drinking or drugs for her!) and had scabs all over her arms and chest her whole life.
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Well, now i'm done with my salad.
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is that the green salad with the butane dressing???
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
To whomever it was that asked as to why he's always bleeding...he's a junkie, he picks at himself.
He is ONE FUCKED UP DUDE!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on November 7, 2008 - 1:54pm.
angel, LOL why does the good stuff always have to be photoshop??????
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LOL Well, I guess it COULD be real.... I have heard that Mother Nature has a fantastic sense of humour!
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between this and wino it cant be doin much for tourism
Michael K you have some serious weird taste in men and women.... except PP, she's a cutie. Doherty is disgusting! And you know he's got major B.O. to boot..........!!!!!!!
angel, LOL why does the good stuff always have to be photoshop??????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
'Scuse me while I go upchuck the lovely brunch Mr. Green Is Good prepared....
Submitted by snowpiece on November 7, 2008 - 1:45pm.
off topic: LOL
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/10/23/tiny-faces-hidden-in-broccoli-freaks-...
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Haha! Funny photoshop bitches!
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snow that link is hilarious.. wth?? haha
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yeah - what Chris E said, and may I just add eeewww. Eeewwww.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston:
JESUS CHRIST MK! People are eating! FUCK!
SWEET BABY JESUS WTF IS THAT?
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Why is he always BLEEDING?
off topic: LOL
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/10/23/tiny-faces-hidden-in-broccoli-freaks-...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The teefs!!! My lordy, this JUST might be enuf for me to take a DListed break for the day.
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It's not what you think: he was just working on his blood paintings.
*throws breakfast shake in trash*
Thank you MK.
oh dear
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I think I see a coke boog.
If they could only drill on his face, we wouldn't be so dependent on foreign oil.
@Chris- Yes, you are right.
do you see that sore on his thumb.. OH don't get that near, uhm.. my stuff!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
MK, I have just now come to the conclusion that you need help. :)
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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I don't think he knows that laptops close up real convenient-like for carrying.
I was wrong. He needed some better lighting!
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Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. What an appetite suppresant.
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I can take the Phoebes, CoCos and Shaunas, but seriously, this one, I just don't get.
I can smell the stank and rank through my electric screen.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUWWWWWWW
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
So why does he carry his laptop open like that.. ? Also.. How come thre aren't any other sores or zits, pimples.. Something on that non-washed face?? WTF?? HOw is this possible..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Well, now i'm done with my salad.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
christine the hoff!
Nothing brings us together like Petey. Someday the three of us are going to room together like in "Three's Company".
Submitted by devilgirl on November 7, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Ok, why doesn't he just die already. He is in God's waiting room.
More like Hell's foyer.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 1:27pm.
somebody has to make that an avatar, it's like the law.
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Done:)
He needs nothing!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 1:26pm.
There was a really good article in Spin a while back where they basically just followed him around and he hung out with Wino and Blake. I wouldn't be surprised if they'd hooked up in a drunken, drugged out haze, but she seems too disturbingly loyal to ever leave him.
God that man works the camera. I believe he's "smiling with his eyes"?
"I'd gaze into his beautiful crack eyes and lick his fresh-out-of-the-butt corn teeth."
Ewww MK, that's all kinds of wrong.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥