Friday, November 7th 2008

THE SEX

I just need to spray his shit down with some Raid, pour some bleach powder on that cracksore, duct tape a dental dam over it, form a prayer circle around him and then go to fucking town! Yes, I'd still rub my no-no parts all over Dreamboat Doherty's nuclear war zone face. I'd gaze into his beautiful crack eyes and lick his fresh-out-of-the-butt corn teeth. I am not ashamed to admit it even if it lands me on the CDC's "one to watch" list.

Here's Dreamy going to some gig in Camden last night. He takes his laptop everywhere, because it reminds him of me. No, he's probably taking it to his dealer to see how many grams he can get for it.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 1:27pm.

somebody has to make that an avatar, it's like the law.

I say you do it. Make him look like a zombie.

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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 1:27pm.

I hack a lung up laughing every time I see your avie.

Ok, why doesn't he just die already. He is in God's waiting room.

NoAnjl's picture

Are we supposed to connect the moles or the sores? I'm confused.

gia's picture

he is so ugly to me...even if he was clean he just isnt attractive...i am more of a blake kind of girl anyway.

christine the hoff's picture

somebody has to make that an avatar, it's like the law.

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Sassy's picture

my god I would hate to get drunk and fall victim to that thing. I've done bad things.

lizardbits1's picture

FUCK!!! Nothing like getting a close up of somebody's face declaring mutiny!! Going back to big-assed chick.

After I puke.

**couldn't be bothered!!**

Nanners's picture

Camden must be the scariest place in London with Crack Pete and Wino wandering around like zombies.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on November 7, 2008 - 1:24pm.

JESUS CHRIST MK! People are eating! FUCK!
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What? He looks great! He's really cleaning up! He must be hanging with Madonna.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on November 7, 2008 - 1:24pm.

I have no idea why but I would hit it.

*hangs head in shame*

Not enough Raid, napalm or body condoms in the world.

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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!

why hasn't he hooked up with Winehouse?

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EvilShoe's picture

I have no idea why but I would hit it.

*hangs head in shame*

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Dick happens! - MK

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

JESUS CHRIST MK! People are eating! FUCK!

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Fred Flintstone's picture

Nothing says "fuck me" better than a shanker on your fucking mouth!

Silvara0428's picture

How the hell does even function anymore.
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