Friday, November 7th 2008
Alien Princess RiRi Passed Out!
Princess RiRi was doing her alien act on stage in Australia with Chris Brown when she started to feel gross. RiRi tried to keep that shit together but ended up stumbling off stage where she apparently passed out! I hope they put a mattress down so she didn't ruin her glorious tenhead. The paramedics were called to work on RiRi and it's not known what caused her to feel all fainty. It was probably her body telling her that its sick of hearing that damn "Umbrella" song!
Everyone rub your foreheads and chant for Alien Princess RiRi's speedy recovery!
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She's got her bondage gear on too tight AGAIN!!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
If she's knocked up, I think MK is going to explode. No more babies, please!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Feel Better RiRi and please stay away from Doucherlake
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
You could tell she was feeling queasy from the first time she placed her hand on her stomach... tried to sing some more...bent over... and off stage she goes.
She's preggers!
That's always my first guess when us girls in long term relationships are unexpectedly queasy and faint. Or it could just be she's exhausted, anemic, low blood pressure, that corset, chris brown's voice... its up in the air! haha
Hope she feels better :)
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Nah. She's holding her tummy. That was just a stomach ache from drinking too much of Jay Z's jizz.
Damn, Mel-Tang:
She better get over it if THAT is who she wants to marry! Silly ho.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on November 7, 2008 - 2:06pm.
That reads like a promo for the new single "Rehab."
I'm with MK. Her body finally rebelled from singing that fucking song for the 1,536th time.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Why do they all have problems on stage? If they aren't passing out, they are in the hospital. They do concerts once every eclipse and none of them can manage to stay healthy without passing out or going to the hospital. And if I hear that Umbrella song one more time, I'm going to be the passing out.
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Was I the only loser that didn't know this?!?!?!
Rihanna Makes Jessica Biel Jealous
posted on Nov 03, 2008
Rihanna recently filmed a sexy music video for her new single "Rehab" with Justin Timberlake. And the 27-year-old singer's girlfriend Jessica Biel was reportedly enraged over the intense chemistry between her beau and the "Umbrella" hitmaker.
Jessica was allegedly angry after hearing the heat her lover generated with the Barbadian beauty while shooting the clip in the California desert. "Jessica wasn't there, but she heard about it, and everyone was gushing about the intense chemistry between Rihanna and Justin," a source told Star magazine.
"That's not the kind of news a girl who's waiting on a proposal wants to hear, and she was fuming," the source continued. "Jessica also saw pictures from the video set while online and felt sick to her stomach when she saw Rihanna in her skimpy outfits looking incredibly sexy!"
- Showbiz Spy
It's Jessica Biel's fault!! That she-man!!
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Pregnant is always the first thing everyone says and anything! I didn't think it was all that common. She probably just had low blood sugar or something. That and being on a hot stage is probably a bad combo.
Dallas and Mel-Tang beat me to it. That's the first thing I thought. Uh oh...
Well, it's obviously a combination of that corset and having to sing that fucking song AGAIN!
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Hope she's okay.
I hope she's ok. Maybe she's preggers?
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Pregnant perhaps?!?