Oprah Is No Longer A Port-A-Potty Virgin
Yes, that's the Mighty O using a Port-A-Potty for the very first time after Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday night in Chicago! Oprah later said that she really had no choice, "In all these years at every event, I've said, 'No, I'm not going to do the Port-A-Potty' but I said I better use it."
I'm sure Oprah's Port-A-Potty visit was very different than ours. She probably had the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition crew venture inside, renovate it, spray it down with eucalyptus and install a Bose sound system where sounds of the rainforest played on a loop. After she was done going tinkle, one of her maids came in, spritzed her "vajayjay" with Voss water and then dried it with organic cashmere. Once she left, her handlers burned it down in case anyone tried to sell Oprah's pee pee water on eBay.
I know I'm alone when I say that I don't really mind Port-A-Potties. They are good for other things besides the obvious. Sometimes they can be your home away from home. It's a quiet place to read a book or eat a meal without fat hogs staring at your food. If you ever need a quick fuck and your roommate is home or the gas station bathroom is busy, there's always the Port-A-Potty!
Visit Gavin's Blog to see more pictures and a video of this momentous occasion!
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I feel dirty now yall
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 7, 2008 - 4:17pm.
men can pee anywhere. men can walk around shirtless. It is a man's world.
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And they can also write their names while peeing.
Assholes!
I once (drunkenly) tried to pee standing up.
Didn't work out too well.
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 7, 2008 - 4:17pm.
men can pee anywhere. men can walk around shirtless.
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Waddyamean? Women can pee anywhere and walk around shirtless!
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True, but we have a much harder time writing our names in the snow!
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Straight not narrow.
I felt like Joe Francis convincing them to drink white out and touch each other in the back of my file drawer.
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LMFAO!!! Pencil porn!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 7, 2008 - 4:17pm.
men can pee anywhere. men can walk around shirtless.
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Waddyamean? Women can pee anywhere and walk around shirtless!
We just don't want to.
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I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles
to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
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Not to mention men never have to deal with periods, PMS, being pregnant, outfits, child brearing, shaving the legs and pits....!!! UGH
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Dang it IS dark outside here.
It loks like Ghost Buster Sky Times.
So I made my paper doll witht he nippies make out with the paper doll with a broken pencil tip penis a minute ago and damned if i ddint give myself a paper cut. I felt like Joe Francis convincing them to drink white out and touch each other in the back of my file drawer.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
men can pee anywhere. men can walk around shirtless. It is a man's world.
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 4:16pm.
LoLo!
"Now, show me where the stapler touched you."
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Submitted by joe shmoe on November 7, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Sorry! No more al fresco candlelit dining for you?
LoLo!
"Now, show me where the stapler touched you."
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Lolo
talk about being boredddddd
Gosh I keep going into this website where they have million dollar homes for sale(that no one's buying) and just daydreaming about living in one of those houses. Lame
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I hates everybody
I'm a pro hoverer
those pee-in-a-hole-on-the-ground thingys are better than portos..
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You guys Im so god damn bored right now that i made some paper dolls with eraser tip nipples to talk about good touch and bad touch on the office thermostat
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Submitted by Stoney on November 7, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Of course you fucking MEN don't mind porta potties.
hahaha. Yup. Of course, they're slightly better when they sometimes provide paper ass gaskets.
LOL Jeffro, you're right, she's a saint, LMAO!!!!! ;P
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on November 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
KD: I can squat and pee but I just couldn't do #2, LOL
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once the turtle starts pokin his head out, you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
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Submitted by snowpiece on November 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
KD: I can squat and pee but I just couldn't do #2, LOL
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once the turtle starts pokin his head out, you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
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Clarisse i looked it up and i think it might already be one of my faves lmao...I know I havnt watched it but it sounds great and i LOVE Zooey
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Team smoking weed too!!!
hahahah
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downwithmuffins : TEAM SMOKIN WEED!
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KD: I can squat and pee but I just couldn't do #2, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
i am from indy and went to the pitchfork music festival this past summer.. it went all day until like 10 and i am a bigtime stoner so i smoked weed in the port a potties when the sun was out while my boyfriend waited for me... not the best idea i have ever had but i didnt get arrested and i sure as fuck dont regret it!
Snowy- you aren't supposed to stand up! You do the 'jungle squat'. True story, when you are in the bush in Africa, you dig a hole first. Well, I was digging in with my heel and I heard a screeeeeech and I screeeeeeeamed. It was a chameleon. I couldn't see the stupid bugger cuz it was blending in. I think he survived the ordeal, though.
I know I'm alone when I say that I don't really mind Port-A-Potties.
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Ha! That's better - I thought you said "not alone". Because really - you're alone, hunny.
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Miss Priss: I am the same way, I have developed major poo control so I never have to do it anywhere but home.
I love dlisted, we talk about everything, LOL
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIMES!
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RE: Taking a dump anywhere other than your own bathroom
I am the same way. Like shitbreak from American Pie. Unless I really, really, and I mean REALLY have to go.
There's always some one in the bathroom here at work taking a dump when I go in there to pee. I hate it! You can hear the kids divebombing in the pool. Nasty
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Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Jeffro- same thing in India
Some places in Greece have (had) those, I had to poo so bad and we were about to get on this bus for this long ride and I was like there is no way in hell I can stand up and take a shit, man!
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Mrs. Gosling!
I know! I get side-tracked. It's a great movie, but like i said, i've never met anyone else that has actually seen it. It stars Paul Schneider and Zooey Deschanel.
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Submitted by Sayonara on November 7, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by radio siren on November 7, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I'm one of those weirdos who can't take a shit anywhere except at home or in a private hotel room or something, preferably when my DH or anyone else isn't around.
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Me too!
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I have a gay friend who's the same way, and once while he was at work, he had to take a crap. So he left work in the middle of the day just to drive all the way home and drop it there! When he got back, we were all laughing so hard at him. I'm just glad to know I'm not the only weirdo. ;)
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Damn
I don't blame Oprah
Those portapotties
are nasty
But still. This is pretty funny.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 3:36pm.
yeah, lately my job is only about 20 hours worth of work, but I still have to be here for 40.
Submitted by Stoney on November 7, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Hah, I mind! I don't like being anywhere near a public bathroom. Portable or not. I have issues with germs and things being unclean.
I'm willing to bet that Oprah can fill a port-o-potty.
I hate them too. I breathe out of my mouth so I can't smell, line with paper, and hover.
Then, once I'm out and breathing again, I hit up the sanitizer.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Can't stand Oprah. Surry.
Submitted by radio siren on November 7, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I'm one of those weirdos who can't take a shit anywhere except at home or in a private hotel room or something, preferably when my DH or anyone else isn't around.
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Me too!
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
I swear, I have not done a thing at work today, except maybe answer a few e-mails. But now my head hurts so I don't really care.
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HA. Funny you mention that, I'm being prompted to enter my timesheet (we have electronic ones), and I haven't done shit all week. Boss is in China and there's just not much going on.
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Jeffro- same thing in India. Some of them have very convenient places where you put your feet, though. That is pretty helpful. When you've pooped around the world, like I have, portapotties are no big thang.
I swear, I have not done a thing at work today, except maybe answer a few e-mails. But now my head hurts so I don't really care.
Submitted by Im a Princess on November 7, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by fnug7 on November 7, 2008 - 3:07pm.
I doubt we will be seeing Oprah as an Ambassador any time soon. She's said several times that she would never go into politics. Don't blame her.
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Yeah, but only because politics pays jack squat compared to what she's making now, and you KNOW she's greedy that way. She'd probably shrivel up and die if she were out of the spotlight for too long.
Damn she didn't bring her own toilet with all the money she has?! I am so disappointed! And pleasantly shocked!
Your face!
virgin to Port-O-Potties, my fat ass. Homie grew up poor and I betcha there was one or two outhouses in her past...
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Yeah, fine. Of course you fucking MEN don't mind porta potties. You don't have to pull down your pants, the whole time trying not to let them touch the floor, brace yourselves with your arms against each wall and lean back hovering over the seat while your muscles ache and you cringe at the thought of whatever's in there splashing up on your behind. Yeah, I wouldn't mind porta potties either if I was a fucking man.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm one of those weirdos who can't take a shit anywhere except at home or in a private hotel room or something, preferably when my DH or anyone else isn't around. My anus literally cinches up if there's anyone in the general vicinity. I have done pee-pee times in a port-a-potty, but I am a hoverer anyway and it wasn't pleasant.
That said, I wish Oprah would STFU. She's so overrated and full of herself.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
10 years later!!! lol Thnx Clarisse.. that quote sounded beautiful to me, guna have to see if i can rent it!
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the toilets in Japan are just a hole in the floor. DO NOT TRY TO USE WHEN HAMMERED. Hard enough playing "pilot to bombardier" when you're sober.
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 7, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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I'll never use the term *al fresco* again without thinking of bare red bums and frozen poo pits.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
A lifetime ago, when I was in the service, we had to use those porta-potties when we were in the field....and at times we used them for a month straight.
Mind, it's light years better than actually being deployed or having to use a hole in the ground.
When you had to use them after about 24 hours-they were just nasty-b/c they were filled up. Blech.
To make things worse...you'd have to go in there with all of your web gear, and your friggin' M 16.
(if you didn't have your gear on, your platoon sgt. would tear you a new asshole).
When they were cleaned, there was a mad rush to use the "clean" porta-potties!
Pfft. Poor Oprah. Not.
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