Oprah Is No Longer A Port-A-Potty Virgin
Yes, that's the Mighty O using a Port-A-Potty for the very first time after Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday night in Chicago! Oprah later said that she really had no choice, "In all these years at every event, I've said, 'No, I'm not going to do the Port-A-Potty' but I said I better use it."
I'm sure Oprah's Port-A-Potty visit was very different than ours. She probably had the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition crew venture inside, renovate it, spray it down with eucalyptus and install a Bose sound system where sounds of the rainforest played on a loop. After she was done going tinkle, one of her maids came in, spritzed her "vajayjay" with Voss water and then dried it with organic cashmere. Once she left, her handlers burned it down in case anyone tried to sell Oprah's pee pee water on eBay.
I know I'm alone when I say that I don't really mind Port-A-Potties. They are good for other things besides the obvious. Sometimes they can be your home away from home. It's a quiet place to read a book or eat a meal without fat hogs staring at your food. If you ever need a quick fuck and your roommate is home or the gas station bathroom is busy, there's always the Port-A-Potty!
Visit Gavin's Blog to see more pictures and a video of this momentous occasion!
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Diego,
Yeah, once you get THAT smell associated with sexy times...NO GOOD!
Mrs Gosling!!
You asked me a question earlier and i got side tracked. The siggie is from a movie that about 3 people saw called "All The Real Girls". Great flick!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by missy on November 7, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by elaena20 on November 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating
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the portopotty???
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LOL. They see everybody
If you can do sexy times in a porta potty, 2 girls 1 cup or tub girl shouldn't bother you at all.
And whoopsie on my spelling error. Hovering. Not HOOVERING.
duh!
I use the bathroom EVERYWHERE I go...gas stations, rest stops Restaurants, malls, hotels, airports..everywhere lol My boyfriend thinks im disgusting and a freak since he can only use the bathroom at home lol...but yeah bathrooms dont disgust me, if I have to pee, I have to pee
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Last time I had to use a porta potty was at the STP concert this summer. HOLY SHIT! I'm surprised I didn't fucking barf. Went in, piss all over the floor, seat, wall, barf in the corner, and the smell OMFG! Someone musta had waaaaay too much taco bell because it was sooooo foul.
I ran out of that bitch and went to the other line of porta potties that backed up to a fence lined with trees and pissed behind those.
I really hate Port-O-Potty's too but for some reason I always have to have a peek and see whats in there lol
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 3:16pm
I'd be like Pavlov's dog every time someone touched me except I'd gag. Not drool. Now, the picnic table idea is something I can work with.
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I refuse to touch anything in a public restroom. I close the door with my foot, flush with my foot.
Ok, I gotta use my hands for the seat cover and to wipe. Otherwise it's all about the hoovering.
==Hoovering? LMTO
This brings us back to Angel_i's question some time back about whether the bog roll should be hung over or under. Over. When you're hovering, you don't want to be grappling the wall for the end of the roll. That can cause a hoveringer to topple and touch something and that is not good.
Omg. I was so annoyed on election night when they kept cutting to shots of this cow crying. Who the fuck cares about Oprah? Seriously. Her fans need lives, and she needs to fucking tone it down, oh, I dunno, about 47,985 notches. Thanks.
I'm with Diego!
Ugh! I am all for getting bent over a picnic table, but i'm not getting serviced in the port-a-potty!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! There, someone had to say it AND on topic!
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I recall an al fresco potty at 16,000' in the Andes that was 2 boards bridging an ancient stone pit. It was bad enough exposing your frozen ass to the other campsites; worse off were the local Indians who brought their mule up every so often to pack it out in drums.
Anyone remember this story?
http://www.kitv.com/news/5163746/detail.html
Re. outhouses: all I remember as a kid was that they always seemed to have daddy longlegs in them for some reason.
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Straight not narrow.
And everyone can HEAR when you pee!!! hovering and peeing in those is akin to a gym workout!
I'm suprised MK didn't mention sitting and taking a dump in one LOL
Submitted by fnug7 on November 7, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Oh and don't joke KD...I actually read in a paper today that Oprah is apparently on a list of potential Ambassadors to the UK...they apparently want someone high profile, Oprah, one of the Kennedys was on this list...apparently anyway.
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I doubt we will be seeing Oprah as an Ambassador any time soon. She's said several times that she would never go into politics. Don't blame her.
There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And I curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.
Euwww! Portapotties or portaloos as we calls them are SO GROSS!!!!! Horrid plasticy things..dry things. URGH!!!
I refuse to touch anything in a public restroom. I close the door with my foot, flush with my foot.
Ok, I gotta use my hands for the seat cover and to wipe. Otherwise it's all about the hoovering.
The last time I had to use a port-o-potty I dumped a whole bunch of hand sanitizer on the toilet seat, put two seat covers down, did my business, sprayed my self with fabreeze (sp?) that I had randomly in my bag, dumped hand sanitizer all over my hands and walked away in horror. It was probably the worst pee experience in my life.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
OMG...BREAKING NEWS!!!! Poor poor Opie...having to be like us regular folk...
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I would take a "special event" port-a-potty any day before I would use a permanent outhouse! You never know what is lurking down there in that deep dark, sinky outhouse hole!
Submitted by elaena20 on November 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating
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the portopotty???
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I don't really have any words for that last paragraph. I think the stench would easily make me celibate.
Ugh those things look as if you can smell them ten miles away.
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Submitted by Stock Broker on November 7, 2008 - 3:06pm.
I use a bush or tree.
It's eco-friendly.
just don't get caught peeing behind a burger king at three am.
never ran from the cops so fast in my life.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
MK, that's it! I've officially lost my appetite and will resume anorexia thanks to your brightly painted image of eating in a port a potty.
I will vomit up my stomache now thankyouverymuch!
I've only once in my life seen a clean port a potty. Otherwise, I'd rather cop a squat in the bushes or behind a car.
Submitted by fnug7 on November 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Pfft...I refuse to use anything even remotely like a portaloo. I barely ever use public loos at all. I'm a snob & proud of it!
Have you ever shit yourself?
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Oh and don't joke KD...I actually read in a paper today that Oprah is apparently on a list of potential Ambassadors to the UK...they apparently want someone high profile, Oprah, one of the Kennedys was on this list...apparently anyway.
I made the mistake of going to a festival while pregnant and I HAD to use one... it wasn't That disgusting but still...
Oh, why oh why? Port-A-Pottys bring up such a bad experience for me. I was leaving Miami right after all those hurricains had hit 2 years ago and my naive college student self thought that I would be able to get gas on the turnpike...well I ran out of gas in West Palm and ended up having to wait in a gas line for 8 hours!! My cell phone battery was dead and I didn't have a car charger. I finally got gas around 11pm that night (I had left Miami 10am that morning) but I had to pee sooo bad and ended up having to use one of those God-awful porta-potty things. DISGUSTING! My family had called the state troopers and everything..no one knew where I was. I finally made it home to Ocala (near orlando) around 2 in the morning. Worst experience of my life!! But I definitly learned my lesson about being prepared for those freaking hurricains.
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I'd shit anywhere! Driving, Church, behind a bush, on someones head! When it wants to come out, i let it! Porta pottys are a Godsend! Damn, turtlehead talking about it. BBL.
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I use a bush or tree.
It's eco-friendly.
Pfft...I refuse to use anything even remotely like a portaloo. I barely ever use public loos at all. I'm a snob & proud of it!
Submitted by its a secret on November 7, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Festival port-a-pottys are THE WORST. Even sewers are cleaner looking.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Port-a-Potties are like a box of chocolates.
Man I HATE using public bathrooms, nasty. I rather pee behind a tree or bush. I don't blame her.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Port-a Pottis are fucking gross. I'd rather hold my pee until I cry.
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 7, 2008 - 2:58pm.
what is happening to this world? First, Diddy has to fly COMMERCIAL, now Oprah used a port-a-potty?
I know what you mean, end of times shit going on.
Poor rich ppl having to use what us common folk have to use all the fucking time.
I would rather pee in my pants then to use one of those things.
I guess Oprah wanted to show that she's just like us regular folk. *applauds*
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I HAD to use one at a festival once and when I opened the door, there was a guy passed out in the disgusting port a potty! Everyone came by to take a look at the poor guy. People were trying to wake him up. Eventually a paramedic came to haul his sorry ass out. Even the memory makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
I don't blame her either. I hate those things, naaaasty. I only use it if I have to. The thought of them even makes me sick.
Now, couple that with her only using the finest of toilets in the last 20+ years and yeah, I'm sure she has her doubts about them.
what is happening to this world? First, Diddy has to fly COMMERCIAL, now Oprah used a port-a-potty?
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
yeah, id rather pee outside than use the portos. i get claustrophobic in those things
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Aww, whatsamatta Orca, your fat ass can't hover?
I'd lock her in the thing and flip it over. Or drop a rock down the vent tube so it splashes up on her.
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
I like to use the term HONEY BUCKET when speaking of Portipotties.
Also I know this is a little off topic but PLEASE President Obama: Do not let Will Smith do a movie about you or your life. PLEASE he is connected to the church of Scientology and has political aspirations. He will not admit his connections becuase he is the replacement for bat shit crazy Tom Cruise. Please Obama, keep your distance from this actor, his wife, his so called childrens "schools" and his "church".
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FUCK YOU OPRAH..THE ONLY REASON YOU VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS A 1/2 BLACK MAN AND YOU ARE A FUCKING BANDWAGON BITCH!!!!!!!!
bitch, it wasn't you that put him in office, everyone knows it was Diddy! ;P
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She brought the security guy with her so that no one would tip the thing over while she was in it.
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MK: Stop telling all the gay secrets! Now we'll never get a private gas station restroom!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I feel her on that though. I try not to use those things. I am afraid that that mysterious blue liquid will splash up on my shit. Hell, I won't use certain gas station rest rooms if they are too bad.