Brad With A Stache
Brad Pitt grew a horizontal landing strip for that "Inglourious Basterds" movie and it makes him look exactly like my elementary school music teacher. I hated that cunt.
Every Monday, we would get on the music bus and practice our instruments. I played the clarinet. One day, my music teacher told me to stop playing in front of the whole class. Actually, he screamed it like the supreme asshole he was. Then he shouted at me, "I bet you can't even blow your nose right. You're awful!" I left the bus and never went back. If only he could see my blowing skills now! That dumb bitch! Anyway, it's hard for me to look at these pictures of Maddox's daddy in NYC without thinking of that fugly ass music teacher!
In other holy family news, Brad was a guest on "The God Show (aka Oprah)" on Wednesday (it airs Nov. 18). According to TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking, during the interview, Oprah told Brad that Saint Angelina is the "love of his life." Oprah then asked if this is the happiest he's ever been. He said, "Dare I say." Oprah replied, "Dare I see."
DARE I GROSS! I would've shaved off my precious eyebrows if he said "no." And if he said "no," we would've all gone deaf from the powerful screams coming out of Jennifer Aniston's mouth.
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Oh my God, MK. He looks exactly like Mr. Seamen, my fabulously gay music teacher from 7th grade. No joke.
Yes. That was his name.
Homeboy wore those pink polos and that smirky 'stache with pride.
why has no one made the obvious lt. dangle reference yet?
never go full retard
what is grossing me out is the shiny, shiny lips under the mo....eeew. Bring back Thelma and Louise version of Brad.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Shit his mouth kinda looks like a vag!
I can picture him picking the spooge outta that mustache...lol...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
He looks like the star in a gay porn vid...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
He's a big star. I am his big fan. I saw him dating on a FREE & HOT celebrity&millionaire dating site called ☆☆☆'' ~___WEALTHYkiss.COM___''☆☆☆. Seems he is hooking up with a hottie. The girl is from California. Very soft and sexy.
Really, whose life was't ruined by some sort of porno-stasche elementary teacher? The line forms behind me!
He never looked good in the first place and these days he and this whore he is married to are roaming the world whoring out their poor kids for the paparazzi. This fat greasy ugly pimp looks retarded.
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Barf....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by xxyxz on November 8, 2008 - 11:19am.
*tee hee hee*
I'm a day late and only a dollar short!
I miss you too Hot Stuff!!
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a dolla!! bwahahaha!!
i'm glad you're back, HORZ!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies winked to him.
Submitted by Farrah on November 7, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on November 7, 2008 - 6:23pm.
i see, the beesh is back. You knows we misssssss yuuuusss.
*smooch*
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*tee hee hee*
I'm a day late and only a dollar short!
I miss you too Hot Stuff!!
The 'dare I say' quote seemed ambivalent to me. And that 'stache. As dopey looking as Jason Giambi's. Gives Brad a wimpy-ish look. Obviously, I loathe moustaches, right Sparky?
My contempt for him knows no bounds. I never saw the hot in him; too bland, white bread and clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Which would be OK if he would just shut up, god loves the kids on the blue bus too, but he can’t keep that yap closed. Whether it’s the latest acquisitions to the Brangie Bunch, his whoring out of his private life for his ghastly movies or his insensitivity to poor ol Jen he’s just a berk. He likes to see himself as a artist but damn, nobody can be that self deluding can they? I am so glad ‘The cocksucker red lippy shouting movie’ is dying on its arse and wish to go they would fuck off for ever. As for that moustache- you’re kidding me right? Doesn’t Angie give you mirror time? I know she’s got a freakishly large head but you must be able to see enough to see what a tool you look. Tarantino and Pitt- if that film isn’t a pile of pretentious misogynistic bollocks I will eat my hat.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Oh ah! He looks so pornstar pimpilious. What the hell? What 70s porno did he get cast in?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by Tubereuse on November 7, 2008 - 6:48pm.
And if they are so in love, why is one or the other always making a movie?
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Kids and hats are expensive, even when you buy them in bulk.
He looks like a rapist from the 70s!
When this ACTOR started speaking publicly about his "love" of design and architecture I was impressed...for a while. Now, it seems to me that at some point (somewhere between boinking starlets and posing for beefcake photos) he probably caught a late-night showing of "The Fountainhead" and decided to play the role of Howard Roark in his oh-so-public "private" life. The more I recall what I have read and learned of Ayn Rand, the more I get the feeling that this guy and the woman he's shacked up with have been cribbing the Cliff's Notes of Rand's works and likening themselves the post-modern John Galt and Dagny Taggart. My friends think I am over-intellectualizing, but I just get them really drunk and they start to see it my way. There are worse characters to idolize and try to emulate, I suppose, but something about HIM seems very contrived and just plain FALSE. And the stache...just another aspartame sprinkle on a plain, vanilla cupcake.
On the lighter side...MK, I also played the clarinet--for 5 years in elementary and middle school--MY music teacher was a total pervert and a chronic asshole, but NOW...after 9 years together, my husband is still mesmerized by my mouth--he stares at it constantly--and is quite happy with the magical little things I can do with it. And we All lived happily ever after...
Y'all try not to suck any cock on your way home!
PT
MOUTH BREATHER!!!
I know I've mentioned this before, but my friend's mom's friend was set up with Bland Pitt when he was still Missouri back in the day. Her assessment (according to me friend): Kind of short, not that good looking. Nice of enough but rather dim. They never went on a second date.
Submitted by K2 on November 8, 2008 - 12:21am.
Come the f*ck on, it's like 60 degrees in NY and he's sportin' the scarf?
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Mebbe he should give it Suri:)
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Come the f*ck on, it's like 60 degrees in NY and he's sportin' the scarf? Trying to act the pretentious movie star a bit too much, don't ya think?
Yeah, he's on oprah in may 2004 and announces his separation from Jen only 7 months later. This is after he discussed (w/oprah) how him and Jen were enjoying all the "practicing" they were doing as they tried to start a family! This guy is a joke. He will lie with a straight face. Oprah had even brought up in the 2004 interview the fact that he had started filming MAMS with Angelina Jolie and when she said her name he actually gave a raised eyebrow but would NOT even begin to elaborate on it. He was in lust with Jolie back then! I'll never believe a word that comes out of his mouth or hers for that matter. Conniving famewhores!
Last time he was on the Oprah show was May 2004 and he was talking about how Jennifer was the love of his life. He said she gives a warmth off that makes everyone want to be near her. What a complete dick. I can't wait for him to break up with Angelina. He is really just a pussy when its all said and done. Nice PORN 'stache, BRADLEY.
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Hey, I wonder if he talks about the tattoo Angelina drew on his back. anyone else notice the tattoo matches one Angelina used to share with BBT.
LMAOOOOOOOOOo!
He is completely plastic with a fake personality to match. I don't get what people see in him.
Give me the gay Hugh Jackman over this weird looking guy with too much plastic surgery.
Hey Brad, Botox much? And yeah, booze bloat's a bitch...
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Why can't he ever just come out and say, "Yes! I love her, she's the love of my life." Why does someone always have to say it for him? He won't even give affirmation on whether he's happy or not. Something in the milk ain't clean here, ya heard.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
Looks like someone is having a bloat day.
Makes me inclined to believe the guess for that recent BI about an unhappy actor drinking heavily is him.
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Brad seems to be rockin' some chunk here.
dare i say.. he kinda looks like cary elwes with that stache. as you wiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhhhhhhhh
He looks so gross!!! Disgusting.
Perfect. Just fucking perfect.
Also, why does he always have his mouth hanging open? Him and Shiloh really do resemble one another! He looks like he's catching flies.
Why would Oprah even bring up the "she's the love of your life" comment? WTF Oprah? Why not just stick to questions pertaining to his movie and his kids? Why get so deep? Isn't Jen her friend? Why insinuate she's the life of his life... let him tell you that she is. You know that asshole said "dare I say" out of caution. He knows she's friends with Jen, he knows it's being aired, and he knows he's continuing to twist the knife just a little bit for all the world to see. I'm surprised he even agreed to this interview. But what's even more surprising is his continued lame attempt at keeping his love for Jolie on the down low. Shit, I'd think he'd be diving off Oprah's couch just like wacko Cruise! She was the woman who gave him his army of children that he so desperately desired. Why does he downplay the romance?
He also says the reason for him doing the pic's for W magazine was to promote his movie "Curious Case of blah blah blah". So it just goes to prove how calculating these people are. This is ALL about him. No wonder people laugh at the thought of this prick wanting PRIVACY! Pawning out the family, trying to show Angelina as sweet and innocent not the femme fatal everyone else sees. Apparently there was a little tension between him and the big O. However, Oprah (being on her high after the election) was very nice to him. We all know she is a professional .... but I'm sure the moment he walked out of the studio she was rolling her eyes and had Jen on speed dial! HA!
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You ARE a star, hunny!
I'm just getting started on the crotchfruit:)
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Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by Creepella on November 7, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 6:50pm.
I LOVED Ice Baby Hands - LMAO!
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YAY! Thank you! And thanks to all my muses of course:)
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No...thank you!! LMAO. Made me feel like a STAR! Ice Baby Hands rocks!
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MK, regarding the music lessons...After many years of my piano teacher's similar behavior, I finally yelled back at her one day at which point she promptly pointed to the door and yelled like never before! As she had thrown all of my music all over the floor, I was hustling so hard to gather it that I forgot the keys to my car. As I turned to go back to her door, their they came, sailing threw the air at me. It couldn't have worked out better that day!
Ooofrah (that's what my Mum calls her, cause she can't pronounce her name) *TOLD* Brad that Angie was the love of his life?? Did I read that wrong? I thought that interviewers *asked* questions of their subjects, not *told* them questions. Lord how I detest that sanctimonious know-it-all.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
I have to agree he is starting to look kinda school teacherish. He was never my kind of hot. But I did like him in a couple of movies. Fight Club, Seven, and 12 Monkeys. He certainly knows how to play a crazy person. Maybe Angelina plays the crazy chick from Girl Interrupted and He plays his 12 Monkeys part...It's probably how they get turned on.
When he's not a secret agent man, Brad is selling used cars and real estate. And later will play a game of Parchisi.
Submitted by TITS on November 7, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Even better quote from the cite: Pax, on the other hand, wasn’t so funny a while back when Brad put him in timeout and he rebelled by peeing on the timeout chair.
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If my kid pissed in the time out chair OMFG!
Dicipline only works if you are CONSISTANT with it.
Jebus.
*shakes head*
Mr. Hekki has a friend who calls mustaches "flavor savers". One of the funniest terms I've ever heard. Second only to "packing the fudge", which made me laugh harder the first time I heard it.
And Brad looks chubby.
I think Suri is straight out of The Village of the Damned. Ooops wrong thread.
Hell Naw! Stu-pitt dun did it now. I have to see this foolishness for myself.
Does he not know that Lady O is just setting him up, so he can say something on camera that she could use throw in his face when he and the whore do break up.
Also if he did love her why doesn't he ever say it or talk about it. It's like he goes out of his way to deflect that question. Pitt your not fooling anyone, leave the stank and save your soul!
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Submitted by Creepella on November 7, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 6:50pm.
I LOVED Ice Baby Hands - LMAO!
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YAY! Thank you! And thanks to all my muses of course:)
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Sorry, but I never liked Brad Pitt to begin with. Then he cheated on Jennifer (and we all know he did) and I disliked him more. Now he has this douchebag moustache.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Brad's skin looks good. I wonder if he's had the Mary Kay deep moisturising facial treatment. Hmmm, only one person could answer this question for us...
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Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 6:50pm.
I LOVED Ice Baby Hands - LMAO!
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Submitted by Tubereuse on November 7, 2008 - 6:48pm.
And if they are so in love, why is one or the other always making a movie?
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Because they ♥♥♥♥ $$$$$ mo better
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