Brad With A Stache
Brad Pitt grew a horizontal landing strip for that "Inglourious Basterds" movie and it makes him look exactly like my elementary school music teacher. I hated that cunt.
Every Monday, we would get on the music bus and practice our instruments. I played the clarinet. One day, my music teacher told me to stop playing in front of the whole class. Actually, he screamed it like the supreme asshole he was. Then he shouted at me, "I bet you can't even blow your nose right. You're awful!" I left the bus and never went back. If only he could see my blowing skills now! That dumb bitch! Anyway, it's hard for me to look at these pictures of Maddox's daddy in NYC without thinking of that fugly ass music teacher!
In other holy family news, Brad was a guest on "The God Show (aka Oprah)" on Wednesday (it airs Nov. 18). According to TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking, during the interview, Oprah told Brad that Saint Angelina is the "love of his life." Oprah then asked if this is the happiest he's ever been. He said, "Dare I say." Oprah replied, "Dare I see."
DARE I GROSS! I would've shaved off my precious eyebrows if he said "no." And if he said "no," we would've all gone deaf from the powerful screams coming out of Jennifer Aniston's mouth.
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@Deb:
LOL! Having worked with many a gay man in restaurants, it's like I was practically there:)
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Angelina and her big lips sucked the hot right out of him.
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Bye! Good
Orca told Ass-hat that Saint Angelina is the "love of his life." Shouldn't that have been _his_ line?
And if they are so in love, why is one or the other always making a movie? Stay home with the child army and do family things, like play with Maddox's knife collection, why don't you.
Brad: please shave that crap off. Thank you
I used to think he was so hot and now I just find him pathetic and ugly. It's almost as if he's lost his dick and now he's of no use.
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 6:35pm.
20+ years ago I worked with a waiter named Charlie who wore Elizabeth Taylor's "Passion" for cologne. Yes he was THAT gay. Anyway, once when we checked out a hot guy in the restaurant, he said, "I can just see me with his dick in my mouth, while I'm humming "The Girl Can't Help it". After that, the "code" for hot dude was humming the first few bars.
OK, you had to be there.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Aw the middle puppy just squeaked! So cute. I wish they would wake the fuck up. Where's they mama?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Even better quote from the cite: Pax, on the other hand, wasn’t so funny a while back when Brad put him in timeout and he rebelled by peeing on the timeout chair.
where the hell is JH?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
*wimpers* He looks.....normal, healthy, like The Brad.
"Dare I say", uh huh, WE DARE YOU TO SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
TITS!
Same pic! Oh! I think he looks fabulous! Oh no! Oh well...more for me.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by Deb on November 7, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 6:01pm.
He IS still yummy! You took the words out of my mouth, except for the second comment, please substitute "my vagina" for "your cock".
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HELL no! Then there'll be no room for my cock! ;p
(which is what I call my vajayjay when a man makes me feel all aggressive like that:)
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I can't remember what movies I'm thinking of but in them the Brad is eating, he eats with his mouth open. It's gross.
But back then he was hot and I could look past it.
Now, not so much.
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 6:01pm.
He IS still yummy! You took the words out of my mouth, except for the second comment, please substitute "my vagina" for "your cock".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by xxyxz on November 7, 2008 - 6:23pm.
i see, the beesh is back. You knows we misssssss yuuuusss.
*smooch*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 -
I'd rather watch a Two and 1/2 Men marathon.!!!!
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WHY?? ok, you asked for it:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
he looks like a child molester. blech
Pitt and Diddy, mouth breathing douches who exploit their kids. The hot is gone :(
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
TITS,
OLD? He's only 46! Not fat, no double chin! And I LOOOOOVE the glasses!!!!!
Oh TITS!
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what picture were you looking at then? or is adblocker fucking with my browser? hee
that was hands down the WORST picture i have ever seen of that gorgeous man. (make up or no makeup)
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Miss Priss
You too babe!
GOOD NITE EVERYONE
HAve a safe and fun weekend!!
Get lots of sexy times!!
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I hates everybody
TITS,
OLD? He's only 46! Not fat, no double chin! And I LOOOOOVE the glasses!!!!!
Oh TITS!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Wait, wait, wait. Did this douche had a face lift, botox and/or dermabrasion?. His face looks stretched and shinny. He doesn't even look happy, what a moron lying douche.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Farrah on November 7, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Gallo makes me physically sick.
He repulses me.
I'd rather watch a Two and 1/2 Men marathon.!!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 6:13pm.
TITS,
He did not, but would i let him? FUCK YES.
http://s213.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/futilemind2000/?action=view&cur...
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oh clarisse! that picture! old, fat, double chinned and wearing GLASSES?
nice buzzkill bitch.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
John Waters looks so fresh today.
MK, you've been working your whole life to prove that man wrong. Keep up the good work.
Mrs. K....
Back at you times infinity!
TITS,
Did he really?? I did not know that. I'm going to have to bust mine out.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure
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oh, but Brown Bunny IS ALL about pleasure!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I really don't get why people think he's good looking. Where is the hot? I cannot see it.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by xxyxz on November 7, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Angel_i
touché
(I had it wrong)
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LOL...but thank you - I never would have found that touching love story otherwise. I also have you to thank for making Brad yummy again:)
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I loved Buffalo 66. When she had those blue tights on those fat thighs and tap dancing, the dude I was fuckin' at the time said he fell in love with her that moment. I was fuckin' a different dude the next night.
Madam S,
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 6:04pm.
madam s.,
Eddie Izzard played the clarinet!
What? No! It's on topic!
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But did he play your piccolo?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Silvara0428 on November 7, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Night to all and have a good weekend :)
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BYE!!!!!!!
*waving furiously*
I should go, too.
Between my love bugs (that's you guys) and the puppies I am even more behind than usual.
Dlisted has been great since ELECTION DAY!!!
The loons, haters and trolls must be hibernating.
Smooches ladies!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Angel_i
touché
(I had it wrong)
madam s.,
Eddie Izzard played the clarinet!
What? No! It's on topic!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Night to all and have a good weekend :)
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:56pm.
TITS
The Limey (1999) Steven Soderbergh
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thanks! downloading now. been on a mandy p bender with dlm and crim minds.
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Mmm...he's still yummy...I just wanna stick my cock in his mouth....
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Submitted by Farrah on November 7, 2008 - 5:57pm.
i swear, you never cease to amaze me...*sigh*
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HUH?!?!? What I do? What I do?
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
There is something about Buffalo '66 that I love. I can watch that movie anytime. It might be because of Gallo..IDK
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I hates everybody
Submitted by Farrah on November 7, 2008 - 5:55pm.
askeery/fascinating!
@Mrs K: ok, Buffalo '66 good. Explain Brown Bunny please.
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I saw about 20 minutes of Buffalo '66, then gave up.
He's too creepy for me...and not in a good way.
Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
xxyxz:
I do love you but you left me too many options! Now I have to say this:
No no, listen to this AND WATCH IT!
It's so FUNNAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
They really go at it!~
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Portrait of a man desperately looking for an exit.
Pitt is disgusting.
MK and I are soul mates... I played the clarinet too. EXCEPT I was first clarinet because apparently my blowing skills were honed early on.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 -
We don't go that often cuz Minch is a rabble rouser. He likes to molest the caca.
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i swear, you never cease to amaze me...*sigh*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
TITS
The Limey (1999) Steven Soderbergh
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
thank you devilgirl. they are ADORABLE!!!!
mangie's movie is a bomb!!! hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Note to Brad: Dick Tracy the movie sucked
Mrs.K, grossss.
here's for ed norton humpers
http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Norton,_Edward/gallery/ESA-000267/
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 5:49p
Me too! BWAHAHAHAH!
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they are askeery/fascinating!
@Mrs K: ok, Buffalo '66 good. Explain Brown Bunny please.
@ TITS: oh, yeah.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?