Brad With A Stache
Brad Pitt grew a horizontal landing strip for that "Inglourious Basterds" movie and it makes him look exactly like my elementary school music teacher. I hated that cunt.
Every Monday, we would get on the music bus and practice our instruments. I played the clarinet. One day, my music teacher told me to stop playing in front of the whole class. Actually, he screamed it like the supreme asshole he was. Then he shouted at me, "I bet you can't even blow your nose right. You're awful!" I left the bus and never went back. If only he could see my blowing skills now! That dumb bitch! Anyway, it's hard for me to look at these pictures of Maddox's daddy in NYC without thinking of that fugly ass music teacher!
In other holy family news, Brad was a guest on "The God Show (aka Oprah)" on Wednesday (it airs Nov. 18). According to TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking, during the interview, Oprah told Brad that Saint Angelina is the "love of his life." Oprah then asked if this is the happiest he's ever been. He said, "Dare I say." Oprah replied, "Dare I see."
DARE I GROSS! I would've shaved off my precious eyebrows if he said "no." And if he said "no," we would've all gone deaf from the powerful screams coming out of Jennifer Aniston's mouth.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on November 7, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Skankelina's new movie is a box office BOMB.
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From what I hear she might as well just stand there and say
GIMME AN OSCAR ALREADY WHY DONCHYA?!?!?!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
He kind of looks like John Waters' illegitimate turkey baster son.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
I'm jelly that my piece of crap workplace won't update flash so I can see the puppehs!
I'm jelly that Maingie stole the hotness that was the Brad
I'm jelly that I got 20 more minutes of this hsit!
I wanna DRINK!!!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on November 7, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Terrence Stamp?
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Oh, absolutely, yes.
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:D
he could even wake me up by whispering in my ear "no more fucking abba".
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Look at Brad and listen to this at the same time
lol
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nine+inch+nails+closer&searc...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:50pm.
I'm beginning to think this whole puppy thing is staged...
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Yes. it's a new terrorist plot - they're getting more subtle. Now they're trying to sap our remaining willpower and sense of industry by broadcasting a 24hr puppy cam.
It's working so far.
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Skankelina's new movie is a box office BOMB.
When will Hollyweird stop hiring her useless ass.
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:45pm.
At least you get to go!
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We don't go that often cuz Minch is a rabble rouser. He likes to molest the caca.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
PUPPAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RULE!
Shiba Inu.
Submitted by TITS on November 7, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Terrence Stamp?
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Oh, absolutely, yes.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
what kind of puppies are they? i want one
I'm beginning to think this whole puppy thing is staged...
I'm kidding.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
If he's so happy then why does he always look like he's having constant sad times?
And that stache is gross.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Submitted by Farrah on November 7, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Hoff - that was offensive to the Buschemi.
Take it back!!!!!
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i agree. I have a strange fascination (askeered) with Buscemi, Vincent Gallo, Christopher Walken and the guy with the huge gums and weird teefers.. can't remenber his name
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Me too! BWAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Farrah
Walken -- YES
Gallo -- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Terrence Stamp?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:45pm.
At least you get to go! my male shep's intact and he's too fucking Alpha to handle being around other dogs, he just parks and throws down and shit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 5:43pm.
anyone else watching the puppies throw down?
man, they are beating the shit outta each other.
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no shit!
they're even pulling the stuffing off of the bed cover!
smackdown! purples just threw black against the tub so hard there was a thud!
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Farrah
Walken -- YES
Gallo -- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
TITS
I know, that one who is beating up the pumpkin is one bad ass motherfucker..
Oh, I love me some busemi, don't get me wrong, he's in like most of my favorite movies..
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Ed Norton, Mmmmm, yummy!
Brad saying "love of my life" is reminding me of what they said about the Titanic.... Unsinkable... also is he competing with Becks for most metro?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
I'm watching dah puppayhz!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 7, 2008 - 5:43pm.
anyone else watching the puppies throw down?
man, they are beating the shit outta each other.
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takes me back to the old days when Minch and I would get thrown out of the dog park for unnecessary roughness.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Hoff - that was offensive to the Buschemi.
Take it back!!!!!
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i agree. I have a strange fascination (askeered) with Buscemi, Vincent Gallo, Christopher Walken and the guy with the huge gums and weird teefers.. can't remenber his name
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Ed Norton is so fucking hot.
I met this guy who kinda looked like him when he was in Red Dragon, and I rocked his world.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I guess an adoption question would fit here but does any ho know if the puppies are up for adoption?
Pac Man wants a little brother and he cries when i take him from the dog run.
He is the best damn dog ever. Hed be a good big brother.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by TITS on November 7, 2008 - 5:41pm.
mrs k you never saw the end of fight club? brads character was just a figment of nortons imagination.
i guessed it! hah.
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Oh, like "I see dead people" and the others.
Right.
I had some very important paint to watch dry.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
puppies are playing fight club!!!
anyone else watching the puppies throw down?
man, they are beating the shit outta each other.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I'm jelly I can't see the puppies!!!
Waaaaaaaa
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I hates everybody
mrs k you never saw the end of fight club? brads character was just a figment of nortons imagination.
i guessed it! hah.
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Now see I liked Fight Club for Norton and Meatloaf who was Big Tittied Bob with the man breasts but then again i love fat guys so i dunno.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Bwahahahah @ Stock Broker!
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I hates everybody
Puppah is beating up hiz toyes!!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
So Brad was in Chicago on wednesday?
No wonder my ears kept ringing and the sun shined all day depite the fact the Fox news 5 bitch said it would rain
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I hates everybody
Brad looks horrible.
His conversation with Oprah: what a bunch of shit.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Submitted by Paige123 on November 7, 2008 - 5:32pm.
He is looking worse every time we see him. He was SO HOT in legends of the Falls & Themela and Louise.
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Um, I have to second that. I liked him in the first Oceans too.
Is that Skankelina's pubes on his face?
Sassy
lol
I would let my wild beaver play all over those lips.
Looks like a pedophile OR a cholo with that stache...a cholo pedo would be SO perfect!
Your face!
is it me or is braddie looking rather gay
So is Angie now dressing as Jessica Rabbit?
PUPPIES!!!!!!!! MORE PUPPIES!!!!!
yup, mangie done sucked all the hot outta braddie.
xxyxz... appreciate the typo...lol
"Heheheheh, do you like candy little girl? Heheheh." That's just creepy!
dammit! i thought it was BENJI MADDEN!!
oh, i forgot my glasses. Yeah, it's that whatshiface, you know, Angelina's bitch.
PS: are we still doing the Benji Madden thing?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by M.E. on November 7, 2008 - 5:31pm.
yeah, I know, but still.....
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Brad looks a tad bloated.