Brad With A Stache
Brad Pitt grew a horizontal landing strip for that "Inglourious Basterds" movie and it makes him look exactly like my elementary school music teacher. I hated that cunt.
Every Monday, we would get on the music bus and practice our instruments. I played the clarinet. One day, my music teacher told me to stop playing in front of the whole class. Actually, he screamed it like the supreme asshole he was. Then he shouted at me, "I bet you can't even blow your nose right. You're awful!" I left the bus and never went back. If only he could see my blowing skills now! That dumb bitch! Anyway, it's hard for me to look at these pictures of Maddox's daddy in NYC without thinking of that fugly ass music teacher!
In other holy family news, Brad was a guest on "The God Show (aka Oprah)" on Wednesday (it airs Nov. 18). According to TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking, during the interview, Oprah told Brad that Saint Angelina is the "love of his life." Oprah then asked if this is the happiest he's ever been. He said, "Dare I say." Oprah replied, "Dare I see."
DARE I GROSS! I would've shaved off my precious eyebrows if he said "no." And if he said "no," we would've all gone deaf from the powerful screams coming out of Jennifer Aniston's mouth.
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He looks like a pimp and a pedophile
He is looking worse every time we see him. He was SO HOT in legends of the Falls & Themela and Louise.
Hoff - that was offensive to the Buschemi.
Take it back!!!!!
THe only guy besides Freddy Mercury who can rock the porn stache is our resident DUDE!!!!!!!!
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Yeah he needs to cool it with them hats, I seen a pic of him without one on, and he's not bald that I could see
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I hates everybody
oh how i used to love me some brad pitt. he has definitely lost the hot for me. so sad about that.
angie is not as hot as she once was either...they have sucked it all out of eachother. Pity.
And this look, this is not a good look for him.
Submitted by Salem13 on November 7, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I seriously don't understand why people think this grade A TOOL is sooo "hot". Even circa Fight Club (which was the most overrated POS next to Titanic)
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HATED Titanic, never made it all the way through Fight Club.
However, I kinda like the Brad, but not in a real big way.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Nanners, "child toucher" lol!
not a good thing when your stache makes you look like steve busemi.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Ew. He looks like a child toucher!! I bet James Haven gave Brad advice on his new look.
P.S. Love you MK,
From a former child clarinetist!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
UPSKIRT!!
Moustaches are like septum piercings, maybe 1 out of every 10,000 people look good with them, the rest just look terrible.
Salem
I don't find him hot anymore. I think he was hot in Fight Club, but Ed Norton was hotter.
He is def. overrated now
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I hates everybody
Happy Hor!
Typo....But i'm keepin it
Nice shoulder bag Brad.
He is so fucking whitebread. Ugh. Ew. BO-RING!
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
wow.. he looks my cousin Antonio...
Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 5:21pm.
bye jeffro! Have a good dinnerz with the wifey!
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give that lucky woman a hug from me
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
I seriously don't understand why people think this grade A TOOL is sooo "hot". Even circa Fight Club (which was the most overrated POS next to Titanic) I didn't think he was that great. And he looks hella "special" in that picture. Oprah sux, she should have grilled him, especially knowing shes Team Jen.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
I only like handlebar mustaches... preferably paired with a monocle
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
HaHa, Sheeps, you are so right!
He strongly resembles a low rent cpa.
in other news - music bus? wtf is that? a tunefull short bus?
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Something happened to Oprah in that portapottie, she ain't making much sense
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I hates everybody
Puppies sharing a bowl of food, so cute.
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She's flat and that's that!
bye jeffro! Have a good dinnerz with the wifey!
Yippee, Tibs agrees with me.
Why is the dlisted time off for me? it says it is after 5 and that is just cruel.
aw MK fuck that asshole music teacher! i hate him for you >:-(
i dont get it: "dare I see" .. huh??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by Reluctant Whore on November 7, 2008 - 5:20pm.
He looks like Inspector Clouseau.
Good call
"Dare I see"
Bitch must be watching re-runs cause i aint seen that show in a long ass time.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
All the better to dust off Santa Angelina's Billy Bob.
He has never looked worse.
NEVER.
Which is still pretty good.
He looks like Inspector Clouseau.
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Ugh... he looks like a pedophile.
me-Owww
tickle me cholito!!!
I'll take 2 please
okay, I'm outta here. Have a good weekend, all.
BTW...nice stache, Brad, I wondered how long before you got into gay porn.
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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"
All I see is an empty puppy basket.
*cries*
I thought Oprah was team Aniston? Traitor.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
He.
Looks.
Like.
A.
Pedo.
KD, that is exactly what I thought!
He's not aging well.
He looks like Cher Horowitz's gay BF.
hahaha XX...Cholo
I kinda like the 'stache. It gives tickle times down there
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I hates everybody
What's the deal with him and these stupid hats? Puppies are being fed by mommy!
He looks a little like Wesley there!!
Cholo alert!