Friday, November 7th 2008

"Kentwood, Ah Has Returned!"

Hot damn! Brit Brit is back in the bayou! Brit Brit, SPF, JJ and Daddy Master Spears left Van Nuys at around 10:30 this morning on a private flying trailer bound for Kentwood, Louisiana. This is the first time since KFed got full custody that she's been allowed to take her lil' Cheetolets out of the state.

It's also the first time the boys have been to the Spears' hillbilly compound called "Serenity." Those pieces of trash would name their house thinking that makes them classy and shit! We all should name our apartments, houses, trailers, shelter bed or cardboard boxes. I think I'll name my apartment "Les Lucité" after my lord and savior The Empress of Lucite. When you name your shit, make sure you add an "é" somewhere in there to make it sound extra fancy.

A source tells OK!, that her royal Cheetoness is in Kentwood to lay around, snack on some vittles, shoot Shasta cans, chase roadkill and just relax before she has to start promoting her new album. Brit Brit also wants her boys to spend more quality time with their first cousin Maddie. Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn better keep a close eye on them, because you know how those hillbillies are!

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StanMarsh's picture

This will last a week. as soon as Brit finds out there is no Starbucks or paps in the bushes, she will come runing back to LA. She cannot stand not being famous

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I HATE THESE PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME LIKE THIS SONG!!!

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Should I do it? Should I Favourite a vid that's just Britney's face? Ugh.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjcq7jF0JQY&feature=related
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I really like this one. Mind you, I've yet to hear Britney on this.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x6LOcri-Cw&feature=related
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This one features some black girl claiming to be Britney!

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OMG!!! EVERYONE did a remix! UGGGGGGHHH!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2JwzxzfE8c&NR=1
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See that? Add somebody who can actually do something and the songs kinda cute. But - actually - it kinda sounds like a commercial break...ooo at first....

O Good Lord. She's coming back. Ugh.

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AW how cute! Those boys need a haircut! I hate that bowl haircut, my parents and my aunt and uncle gave it to me and my cousins and we all looked like fucking DORKS! I swear, they SO need a new look!

Your face!

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I'm really happy for Brit and her kids. She is back on the meds and back to normal and able to enjoy her children. I hope she keeps it up. Don't skip those meds even ONE day, Brit!

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She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site ☆☆☆___WEALTHYkiss.COM___☆☆☆, where the hot guys and sexy girls and models hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

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The kids probably have that "special" look because Britney's "special".

phoenix62's picture

Poor kids. I wonder how long Britney has them?

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We all should name our apartments, houses, trailers, shelter bed or cardboard boxes.
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I shall call my abode "shithole"...at the moment it looks like one, since I can't clean it like I need to!!!!
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her kids have that "special" look, i don't know why..

Britney was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..

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Thank you, Ziggy. I needed that:)

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Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 10:50am.

She has beautiful hair.

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xxyxz!
What can i say! I am a sex hooker and i know how to treat women right on all sides!!

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Clarisse

*coughs HOR*

kidding! I know... I'm just pulling your pubes

Oklahoma My cell is dead, But you can call (house) if you want

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xxyxz !
Thanks for the pat!! I always talk to you! Although i have been "nesting" lately so i may have been playin with the boys a bit more =)

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mike's picture

Brit's cousin looks like Amy Poehler in hick-mode.

xxyxz's picture

*pats Clarisse's Butt*

lol I've missed you too!!!! You just never talk to me anymore

*crosses arms*

oklahoma's picture

*crosses fingers for January* Whoa tht would be awesome! yes, LCT is waay busy w/ work me thinks. Yuck. I don't think he could help if he had the diarrhea *hands you some Exlax* You know what to do next.. lol... *gives you the biggest hug EVER*

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xxyxz,
*hmph!*

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I've missed talking to you too! I came here looking for you and LCT-alina... (she's MIA)

No such luck about the roomie... He's "helping"

I heard something about January....but it may be just a rumor

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Xxyxz.. I missed talking to you all week! : ( thanks for kicking him tho.. lol.. I've just been down about $, also & other things. Is 'roomie' going to be gone this weekend?

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Oklahoma

:( I hope you feel better... *kicks M*

I'm going to get that (rx) today... 2 days early

hopefully they let me pick it up!!

oklahoma's picture

XXyxz? Is it Mateo's Bday? OMG? I hope you guys have a good day? NO I feel like crap, but I wanted to give G a break so I volenteered to work today! Things are bad at home, too! Hub is being mean like usual plus I started. : ( We finally got our heat working. That is a plus!

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@ Oklahoma

I've been alright... We're going to have Mateo's Birthday party today

And the damn truck isn't working >:(

Are you feeling better today?

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Xxyxz!! Hi sexay thang! I tried to call you yesterday!! I know, I know. I've not been feeling good either.. How are you. I've missed you sooo much!

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Hi Oklahoma!!!

where the hell have you been?

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Angel_i.. yes! I should have said that about pink shirts. Or Pink underwear.. lol!!

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Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 10:50am.

She has stupid everything. And ease up on the constant fat jokes, k? :)

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PS. I hate that song. SoR-RaY!

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@okie:

LOL@Magnum PI! You should have said: O why? Cuz you like to wear pink shirts? ;p

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Submitted by Sheeps on November 8, 2008 - 10:47am.

Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 10:45am.
Weeeeeeeelllllll......
Britney is a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

*hands on hips* Young lady.....

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O, I'm sorry...She does have stupid hair, tho, doesn't she?

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hahah Angel_i.. I love that song that Cartman sings.. lol.. OMG I'm at work this morning only for 3 hrs. And this guy came in who would not leave.. HE was really short, and tells me all his friends call him Magnum cause he looks like Magnum PI.. WTF.. Anyways thankgod he just left since someone else pulled up to pay a bill. ARGH!! Magnum? LMAO!!

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Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 10:45am.
Weeeeeeeelllllll......
Britney is a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

*hands on hips* Young lady.....

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 8, 2008 - 8:27am.
One of Britney's new songs has leaked, you can listen to it hear :-
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-britney-spears-song...

Thanks, DAE. More like kill the volume.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5Nhnrr05U

Weeeeeeeelllllll......
Britney is a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch. And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday just to be different, she's a super King Kong Mega Mega BEYOOOTCH!

Have you ever met my friend, Britney?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair .
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch Britney is a bitch and shes just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it, Britney Spears, she's a BIG. FAT. FUCKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOTCH!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on November 8, 2008 - 10:10am.

WHAT THE FUCK!

How does her hair go from the other night with Madonna to this greasy ass mess so fast!!!
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This is how I get all faklempt at the media, actually. With MK - it's just the most recent pic he had. It's from last week:)

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EvilShoe.. You are the shoe that stomps on the spiders in my kitchen!! Thank you!!! loll... I'm just being silly!!

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It's nice to see Brit is taking the kids to Kentwood to learn some important lessons in life. Like how to breathe through their mouths.

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And why does she dress the boys like twins? Tacky.

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WHAT THE FUCK!

How does her hair go from the other night with Madonna to this greasy ass mess so fast!!!

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lara's picture

the new song is fire. love it. britney always delivers

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One of Britney's new songs has leaked, you can listen to it hear :-

http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-britney-spears-song...

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KT's picture

those are 2 adorable boys!

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She oughta be watchin her ass... an 8 year-old boy was charged with murdering his dad and another guy today...

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Awwww, how cute!

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smokeybaconflavour's picture

How dare you make fun of the south! All those things are just ignorant stereotypes!

..Just kidding, I hate the fucking south.