"Kentwood, Ah Has Returned!"
Hot damn! Brit Brit is back in the bayou! Brit Brit, SPF, JJ and Daddy Master Spears left Van Nuys at around 10:30 this morning on a private flying trailer bound for Kentwood, Louisiana. This is the first time since KFed got full custody that she's been allowed to take her lil' Cheetolets out of the state.
It's also the first time the boys have been to the Spears' hillbilly compound called "Serenity." Those pieces of trash would name their house thinking that makes them classy and shit! We all should name our apartments, houses, trailers, shelter bed or cardboard boxes. I think I'll name my apartment "Les Lucité" after my lord and savior The Empress of Lucite. When you name your shit, make sure you add an "é" somewhere in there to make it sound extra fancy.
A source tells OK!, that her royal Cheetoness is in Kentwood to lay around, snack on some vittles, shoot Shasta cans, chase roadkill and just relax before she has to start promoting her new album. Brit Brit also wants her boys to spend more quality time with their first cousin Maddie. Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn better keep a close eye on them, because you know how those hillbillies are!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 3:07am.
Ditto!
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 3:06am.
nite, ab, nice talking to ya!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Well, it's early in the morning here and I'm gonna take my sexy ass to the gym and work on my fitness.
Bonne Nuit a tous! or G'day to you sexy sluts who like to go down. Uh, I mean down under.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 2:57am.
Try Clerks II, Kevin Smith redeems himself. Jeff Anderson is a God.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 2:46am
Ah, New Yorker here, but I'm fake french now, in Paris.
Re:movies- Right? I feel the same way. I can't even remember the last movie where I HAD to see it. I liked Kevin Smith but after Dogma, and Jersey Girl, I have to admit, I shy away. It's like you have to be fucking dirt stupid to enjoy a movie these days. European cinema helps though.
Have you ever seen House of Yes?
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 2:44am.
New Jersey, land of corruption and tranny whores.
I love horror, action, comedy, but I'm pretty much disgusted with what passes for entertainment these days. Huge Kevin Smith fan though.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 2:34am.
yep, I hear ya on that shit. But even some of my faves are putting out shit these days. What kind of movies/humor do you generally like?
And where are you in the world?
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 2:28am.
I keep waiting for M. Night's infamous twists, and they're always telegraphed far in advance. I keep watching Tarantino's movies to see what the hype is about, and don't get it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@TV- Drunks got to stick together ya know. It's more fun!!!!!
Never got into N.Shamalama Dingdong. Tatantino at least has some quote-ables.
"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker." hehe That movie was on just by chance here last night.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 2:21am.
HAHA!!!! I don't even know how to respond to that! Suppose it would make for a memorable night.
Later all (and Sandbitch & TITS wherever you are)
*smooches*
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Have fun 2c.
mite, My 2. try no clothes.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 2:19am.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 2:14am.
But even Tarantino is far better than M. Night Shamylan.
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Word. Tarantino is entertaining at least!
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 2:14am.
Fair call on the Charlie... I didn't know he was involved in that, not could I stomach watching the whole thing! I did say I'd see any of his films, didn't say I'd love them all though. Shame. His track record to that point point is pretty good!
Must scoot off peeps. Have a party to attend and clothes to decide on.
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 2:14am.
But even Tarantino is far better than M. Night Shamylan.
And I really AM drunk all the time.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 2:08am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 2:06am
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I think everyone's overrated these days. I generally like John Water's crazy ass but I can never forgive him for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. NO MORE REMAKES please. My childhood memories can't take it.
Also, I can't keep track of the spelling nazis here, but I'll tell you now that allowing french into my life has fucked my english spelling so, um, just consider me drunk all of the time.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 2:08am.
HAHA! You kill me! If I had a relationship that could be compared to Reservoir Dogs, I'd be outta there too.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 2:06am.
I also think Tarantino is overrated. If I wanted 2 hours of pointless conversation followed by 30 seconds of action, I'd still be married.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 1:55am.
I think John Waters is overrated *ducks*
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No you di'nt! *pretends to chase TV around the room 'cos I'm angry, but really wants to give him a little kiss*
Night ESE! *smooches*
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nite, ESE
If you really liked her, you wouldn't wait until she was awake to cuddle.
whoa, where the fuck did that come from?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:46am.
Member me telling (during the Russian bombing t'other nite) abouts my first french kiss in Paris?
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Geeze Sandbitch, can you blame them? You is wery saucy. I thought of you the other day, MK used the 'just thinking about *fill blank* brings on anxiety attacks' line. It's a fairy generic term, but I choose to believe MK is stealin yo lines!!!
Edit: slpelling
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:46am.
Ouf. I'm sorry that was your first foray into slutdom. The french men are not very gentlemanly, most don't understand that. They're more dirty sexy and regretable. It's the older generations that are still real men. Men my age, they'll basically push you out of the way if you are walking into a door at the same time. It's little things like that, I mean, usually, a man lets you go first whether it's walking, ordering a coffee at a counter, or at the boulangerie. Not the one's under 35 or 40 though.
ooohh!... babydahl is stirring awake, time to get a 'lil.... uummm... cuddle time!(shut up! i really like this one!LOL!)
see ya all later!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 8, 2008 - 1:50am.
that was a Waters? the one with K. Turner? that was hilarious!!
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Down to a half hour massage...
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I think John Waters is overrated *ducks*
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Submitted by Manimal5 on November 8, 2008 - 1:47am.
there's gotta be a low hum going on in there at least... i guess!
hi, Man5!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE, i am not a fan of the original "Hairspray". I remember thinking it was really weird, and not really enjoying it. However, it was a long time ago, and I may enjoy it now.......or not.
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When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:48am.
@ESE- You've never seen Serial Mom?
Campy Classic!
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Snap! ESE believe anastasia if ya don't believe me! Its awesome!!!
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:48am.
that was a Waters? the one with K. Turner? that was hilarious!!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 8, 2008 - 1:45am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:41am.
"Cry-Baby" is the only J. Waters flick i think i've ever seen, i'll netflix "Hairspray" if you promise i'll like it... you will be held responsible!LOL!
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Jeebus ESE! CryBaby was his weakest one. I PROMISE you will LOVE Hairspray. While you're at it, don't forget Serial Mom. Actually...whatever you do...DO NOT miss Serial Mom. Freakin awesome. I'll give you a 1 hour massage if you don't love both.
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@ESE- You've never seen Serial Mom?
Campy Classic!
even though britney has kind of got her shit together at this point...
i still feel kind of sorry for those kids
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 8, 2008 - 1:39am.
OT: nothin', not a damn thing!
You are on topic, that's what Shitney is thinking 99 per cent of the time.
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Ciao, Bambini!
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:37am.
Member me telling (during the Russian bombing t'other nite) abouts my first french kiss in Paris?
I was in Paris for a week on a school excursion. We stayed in this big old gothic boarding school in the centre of Paris (t'was during French School break). Of course all the hormone driven French boys knew the joint would be bursting with British virgoines. Well. One of them grabbed me and shoved his tongue fair down mah throat. And at that point in my short life, it was the grossest thing that had ever happened to moi.
A french accent can still trigger an anxiety response...
Some first kiss in Paris...Merci.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 1:43am.
On the other hand, even Brit's gyno doesn't want to diagnose what she puts out.
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EEuuwww. HAHAhahaha!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:41am.
"Cry-Baby" is the only J. Waters flick i think i've ever seen, i'll netflix "Hairspray" if you promise i'll like it... you will be held responsible!LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:40am.
She is a cutie, I saw a video on youtube once.
Now, git'cho ass to bed.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:41am.
On the other hand, even Brit's gyno doesn't want to diagnose what she puts out.
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Happy birfday mini Angel! *kisses*
TV, as usual, you is making me piss myself here!
ESE, did you see the original Hairspray? John Waters really knows how to dream up some awesome characters. I'd watch anything he put out.
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:35am.
Is your little one fluent in both?
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She's pretty good but not fluent. I'm half-Italian and raised up by them - so I had an edge. You know what? My kid is SO white bread. Mangiacake, that one. It kinda freaks me out actually. It's a good thing she's cute:)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:35am.
Happy Angel's baby's barfday.
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LOL you should write cards, dear.
WHY ARE THEY DRESSED THE SAME? Seriously, she has the cash. Why are the kids not picking out Super Hero Tee's from the closet of "MY MOM IS BRIT FUCKIN' SPEARS!"?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 8, 2008 - 1:34am.
if i don't drink them... milk spoils... i despise waste!LOL!
lovin' the AC/DC sig, too!.. gonna put some on the stereo(quietly!LOL!)
OT: nothin', not a damn thing!
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Merci, tout le monde!
Bonne nuit, mes anges!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 1:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:30am.
She only goes back to remind the people on diets what pork rinds smell like.
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See? Work work work. She gotta eat the cheetos and the pork rinds and then she gotta work it off and then she gotta devise a getaway plan and then she needs more cheetos and then she gotta take her "meds" and then she gotta go get a tan and a liposuction and then she gotta go to Starbucks and then she gotta get more pork rinds and then she gotta put her hair in a ponytail and then she gotta fight with Daddy about bras and then she gotta have more cheetos and then she gotta devise another getaway plan and then she gotta take a nap and then it's time for "meds" and then more cheetos and then more pork rinds and then more Starbucks and then a 3 minute workout video and then more lipo....
OMG I get tired just THINKING about it!
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angel- bonne nuit!
night, angel
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Happy Angel's baby's barfday. Mommy gonna be a roight beyotch in the moanin.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:29am.
LOL I feel ya! That's my problem, these sluts talk FAST. I was in immersion too, only taught in french when I got here. I had taken a couple of years also way back in high school. I beg of you bitches, if you have kids, teach them alot of languages early. It's the best way.
Is your little one fluent in both?