"Kentwood, Ah Has Returned!"
Hot damn! Brit Brit is back in the bayou! Brit Brit, SPF, JJ and Daddy Master Spears left Van Nuys at around 10:30 this morning on a private flying trailer bound for Kentwood, Louisiana. This is the first time since KFed got full custody that she's been allowed to take her lil' Cheetolets out of the state.
It's also the first time the boys have been to the Spears' hillbilly compound called "Serenity." Those pieces of trash would name their house thinking that makes them classy and shit! We all should name our apartments, houses, trailers, shelter bed or cardboard boxes. I think I'll name my apartment "Les Lucité" after my lord and savior The Empress of Lucite. When you name your shit, make sure you add an "é" somewhere in there to make it sound extra fancy.
A source tells OK!, that her royal Cheetoness is in Kentwood to lay around, snack on some vittles, shoot Shasta cans, chase roadkill and just relax before she has to start promoting her new album. Brit Brit also wants her boys to spend more quality time with their first cousin Maddie. Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn better keep a close eye on them, because you know how those hillbillies are!
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night, angel! happy b-day to yours!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE, I think many women would have trouble keeping up with King of White Russia.....drinking- wise, of course......:)
I just can't stand Britney stories any more....
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I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm an love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:29am.
i'm tellin' ya! i sat here lookin' at it for what seems like forever and then it hit me like... well... like a hatchet to the face!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
IT'S MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! YAY!
I better get my damn ass to bed - it's gonna be crazazay in the morning!
Nite, kids:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:30am.
She only goes back to remind the people on diets what pork rinds smell like.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:20am.
The hottest bitch ever to come from aussiland is Dot (and her kangaroo). I used to cry when the kangaroo left in the end, then turned real, and looked back at her. Heartwrenching.
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Take me back to my childhood! Dot was awesome. I think there was a big environmental message in that movie too.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 1:26am.
visits from Britney are the only way to lower Louisiana's average IQ.
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Hey - the girl works hard for her money dontcha know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 8, 2008 - 1:28am.
HAHAHA!! hey, TV!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:26am.
@angel- it took me forever just to learn to speak and hold a conversation, so masc and fem and spelling fell through the cracks. LOL
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Ha! I did it backwards. I learned it in grade school here (standard) and could read and write but not really hold a convo...then went into French immersion. My French is still atrocious by French people standards but my accent is good - so I fool them! Which is, actually, not good because then they talk too fast. Eep!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 8, 2008 - 1:23am.
why does the nanny's facial expression remind me of Hatchet-Face from "Cry-Baby"?
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Holy SHIT ESE! Good call...OMG she just needs a few hundred pounds on her and *voila* Hatchetface!!!!!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 8, 2008 - 1:27am.
opposites attract
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on November 8, 2008 - 1:17am.
SB, i've seen k&k so many times i've almost got it memorized. as well as the da vinci code special. I am way too familiar with your accents!!!
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YOU LIDDLE BEWDY!
Have you seen this yet?
Kath and Kell Dancing with the stars.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_G4wkzT6Vc
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 8, 2008 - 1:25am.
hi, PSL!... she's sleeping... two glasses of wine.. pfft, lightweight!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by TITS on November 8, 2008 - 1:17am.
SB, i've seen k&k so many times i've almost got it memorized. as well as the da vinci code special. I am way too familiar with your accents!!!
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Tittoi's...look at moi...So that explains the You bewdy's and stuff you throw around. I told Sandbitch I thought you were a closet Aussie!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
@angel- it took me forever just to learn to speak and hold a conversation, so masc and fem and spelling fell through the cracks. LOL
visits from Britney are the only way to lower Louisiana's average IQ.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
hey everyone! *winks at ESE*
no chicky tonight?
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Don't say a word, don't say anything
Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
-Elvis Costello "Watch Your Step"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:18am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:14am.
doyet coke - aussie pron for diet coke.
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French: Diette cock.
==Funny Ho!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:18am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:14am.
doyet coke - aussie pron for diet coke.
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French: Diette cock.
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In angel_iese: Poison! Run!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 8, 2008 - 1:15am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:09am.
Angel! Just finished watching Ice Baby Hands. LoL
I feel honored...thanks.
You've got talent...La pequena, watch out.
I hope Shitney OD's on moonshine.
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Firstly - haha! Good one!;p
and YAY! I'm glad you feel that way:) I'm just waiting for MK to write me and say: WTF did you guys do to me, bitch?!
I can be LA GRANDE PEQUENA! O no - more ideas! LOL
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
why does the nanny's facial expression remind me of Hatchet-Face from "Cry-Baby"?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The hottest bitch ever to come from aussiland is Dot (and her kangaroo). I used to cry when the kangaroo left in the end, then turned real, and looked back at her. Heartwrenching.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:14am.
doyet coke - aussie pron for diet coke.
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French: Diette cock.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:13am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:09am
Yes, I'm fake fake. I'm an american (New Yorker) living in Paris for 3 years now. I know, I know, it's usually bon soir, but it's technically nuit here now. LOL
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LOL! It's actually that it's "bonne" - "la" nuit - oui?
Very cool tho - do you like it there?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
SB, i've seen k&k so many times i've almost got it memorized. as well as the da vinci code special. I am way too familiar with your accents!!!
do you know that yard emu cost $400+ aussie dollars? took for evah to track one down. i think it might have been closer to 700.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:14am.
Not as cool as the Aussie pronunciation of vagina - Mel Gibson.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:09am.
Angel! Just finished watching Ice Baby Hands. LoL
I feel honored...thanks.
You've got talent...La pequena, watch out.
I hope Shitney OD's on moonshine.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:12am.
I found this:
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/broodlegriffon.htm
I couldn't figure out why you wanted one with cheese!!! HAHAHA!!!
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wow. just wow.
can you imagine what it looks like when brushed out? mega fro.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
@TITS
broodle - canadian pronunciation of brutal.
Aaaaah, dat be interesting. I will listen out for that nuance..
broo'tl - aussie pron for brutal. No 'd' ish. More of a ta..
doyet coke - aussie pron for diet coke.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 1:09am
Yes, I'm fake fake. I'm an american (New Yorker) living in Paris for 3 years now. I know, I know, it's usually bon soir, but it's technically nuit here now. LOL
Night Pearly!
Submitted by TITS on November 8, 2008 - 1:06am.
I'd be curious to know what you found out, cause i sorta just made it up.
broodle - canadian pronunciation of brutal.
your maple syrup privileges have been revoked.
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I found this:
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/broodlegriffon.htm
I couldn't figure out why you wanted one with cheese!!! HAHAHA!!!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
speaking of bush. i hear one of obamas first tasks will be to return texas to mexico and fence it off from the rest of the continent.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
urban dict def of 'web cam':
"Web cam
A device used for evil turkish bastards to masturbate for you over the internets lol
"Hey can i see you're Web cam?"
"Is you from turkey mayte?"
"yes"
*block delete* "
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 1:08am.
@pearl n- bon nuit
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ha! you ARE fake french!
Do you live in France?
Night, pearl_necklace:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:00am.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:56am.
& lmao! I'm afraid MY pants didn't stay on election night:D the bf loved that side bennie of politics of course!
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I wonder how many new MERCUNS were conceived on the night of the election! We is bound to find out...
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It's pronounced 'Merkins. According to Bush.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
@pearl n- bon nuit
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 1:00am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:48am.
That party was awesome... speakit kept posting a dot just to make us drink.
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that was a hoot 'n a holler!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:59am.
OMFG!! ahahaha!!wish I'd had the motor coordination to do that at the time, or the two sober braincells to rub together! OR to link to that youtube vid with "Moving on Up" the Jefferson's theme song with a bunch of Obama and fam victory pics, I'm sure dude would appreciate ha!
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HAHAHA!! The Jefferson's theme song would have killed him!! Wish I'd thought of that. I like the trolls sometimes...you can poke em and stuff.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 12:42am.
Submitted by TITS on November 8, 2008 - 12:31am.
What's Broodle? Yeah, yeah, I know what you're gonna say....google it you dumbfuck.
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I'd be curious to know what you found out, cause i sorta just made it up.
broodle - canadian pronunciation of brutal.
your maple syrup privileges have been revoked.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 1:00am.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:56am.
& lmao! I'm afraid MY pants didn't stay on election night:D the bf loved that side bennie of politics of course!
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I wonder how many new MERCUNS were conceived on the night of the election! We is bound to find out...
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oh WOW hadn' thought of that! Someone needs to track that 9 months from now! And how many Baracks or Bidens or Obamas will appear in the kindergarten class of 2013 or so, whoa.
ok, night night ((((HUGS)))
ETA: buenos nachos to Sandbitch <3
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 1:02am.
buenas noches!
===> MMMM who said NACHOS!
a'ight, ladies and gents, gays and gayelles, I'm out! early day tomorrow oy, not a night person but the day job beats turning tricks on the blvd, tho tricks has better hours, buenas noches! but don't forget:
LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE, VADGE!!!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:56am.
& lmao! I'm afraid MY pants didn't stay on election night:D the bf loved that side bennie of politics of course!
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I wonder how many new MERCUNS were conceived on the night of the election! We is bound to find out...
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:48am.
That party was awesome... speakit kept posting a dot just to make us drink. Good Times.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 8, 2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:28am.
(buttin' into your convo', 'cause that's just my klassy style): HEY I remember that Russo-Soviet-Conspiracy spammer guy, sort of. Cause I was about to collapse under the weight of .4 alkeehaul in my veins: BEST ELECTION PARTY EVER that night!
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Hahaha! He was something. I posted a link, and asked him if this was the one he was talking about. It was really to the Looney Tunes themesong. Haha. I laughed.
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OMFG!! ahahaha!!wish I'd had the motor coordination to do that at the time, or the two sober braincells to rub together! OR to link to that youtube vid with "Moving on Up" the Jefferson's theme song with a bunch of Obama and fam victory pics, I'm sure dude would appreciate ha!
& lmao! I'm afraid MY pants didn't stay on election night:D the bf loved that side bennie of politics of course!
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 12:44am.
@pearl necklace- I had to intervene because 2c was about to rip his nuts off. Are you aussi too? Me, I'm fake french.
You fucking aussi's are seductive, what with your drinking, and junkfood. And drinking. And hot 80's music. And drinking. All I can say is my pants are stayin on tonight.
*takes shot, cheezel
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ah, I wish I was, aussies have the hottest accents <3 but no, I'm regular boring Amuricun.
& yes, recall enough before that that made me think "WTF is this jerk ON"? He/it kept reposting that youtube link like every other post, I'm guessing cause he thinks it's End Times and shit with a black man in the White House, oy!
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 8, 2008 - 12:49am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:44am.
On one of many useless cyberspace searches I came across this:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sandbitch
I thought it was kinda funny.
===> Well bugger me with a fish fork! WTF!
sandbitch
Animal that is native to teaneck- has large nipples and enjoys accruing money. it is often considered to be similar to donald trump.
"sandbitch, those are some large nippetos!"
*throws bag of Fantales at Sandbitches head*
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Back at ya with the Fantales 2C. I've already lost enough amalgam in the last month thankya. Sore teefs are rife on dlisted, for some strange raisin.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:44am.
On one of many useless cyberspace searches I came across this:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sandbitch
I thought it was kinda funny.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...