"Kentwood, Ah Has Returned!"
Hot damn! Brit Brit is back in the bayou! Brit Brit, SPF, JJ and Daddy Master Spears left Van Nuys at around 10:30 this morning on a private flying trailer bound for Kentwood, Louisiana. This is the first time since KFed got full custody that she's been allowed to take her lil' Cheetolets out of the state.
It's also the first time the boys have been to the Spears' hillbilly compound called "Serenity." Those pieces of trash would name their house thinking that makes them classy and shit! We all should name our apartments, houses, trailers, shelter bed or cardboard boxes. I think I'll name my apartment "Les Lucité" after my lord and savior The Empress of Lucite. When you name your shit, make sure you add an "é" somewhere in there to make it sound extra fancy.
A source tells OK!, that her royal Cheetoness is in Kentwood to lay around, snack on some vittles, shoot Shasta cans, chase roadkill and just relax before she has to start promoting her new album. Brit Brit also wants her boys to spend more quality time with their first cousin Maddie. Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn better keep a close eye on them, because you know how those hillbillies are!
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We had another drinking game on dlisted a while back. Each time speakits little frog avie popped up, everyone had to take a *SHOT*. I became very unwell...if I recall.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:35am.
Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free' Oh Jeebus 2c. There goes our cool image.
Pseudo Echo - Funky Town
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No. You. Di'nt.
*throws bag of Fantales at Sandbitches head*
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@pearl necklace- I had to intervene because 2c was about to rip his nuts off. Are you aussi too? Me, I'm fake french.
You fucking aussi's are seductive, what with your drinking, and junkfood. And drinking. And hot 80's music. And drinking. All I can say is my pants are stayin on tonight.
*takes shot, cheezel
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 8, 2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 12:32am.
Show? Burlesque? Comedy? Sexaaay?
I didn't see it, I haven't been on too much recently.
BTW:Sandbitch, do you have large nipples and love to accrue money?
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Who have you been talking to Manimal?
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 8, 2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 12:32am.
Show? Burlesque? Comedy? Sexaaay?
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MUSIC VIDEO! See below:) (Ice Baby)
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Submitted by TITS on November 8, 2008 - 12:31am.
What's Broodle? Yeah, yeah, I know what you're gonna say....google it you dumbfuck.
*shot and a Cheezle*
*passes the Cheezels*
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:28am.
(buttin' into your convo', 'cause that's just my klassy style): HEY I remember that Russo-Soviet-Conspiracy spammer guy, sort of. Cause I was about to collapse under the weight of .4 alkeehaul in my veins: BEST ELECTION PARTY EVER that night!
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Hahaha! He was something. I posted a link, and asked him if this was the one he was talking about. It was really to the Looney Tunes themesong. Haha. I laughed.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 8, 2008 - 12:32am.
Show? Burlesque? Comedy? Sexaaay?
I didn't see it, I haven't been on too much recently.
BTW:Sandbitch, do you have large nipples and love to accrue money?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 12:34am.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:31am
only something about some hot bitch telling the spammer something like "9 Soviets on my tail and showing me the business sounds like a good time I'm game" oh this site is magical sometimes :)
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Um, that would be me! hehe
*shot, cheezel
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YEEEEAHHH!! You, madame, are MY HERE!!!
Praise the Obamee and pass the Soviets! ;D
Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free' Oh Jeebus 2c. There goes our cool image.
Pseudo Echo - Funky Town
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ae0gdXf5E
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 8, 2008 - 12:31am
only something about some hot bitch telling the spammer something like "9 Soviets on my tail and showing me the business sounds like a good time I'm game" oh this site is magical sometimes :)
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Um, that would be me! hehe
*shot, cheezel
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 8, 2008 - 12:19am.
Family times at Kentwood. Cheeto-burgers and hot dogs (real hot dogs), naked twister...just like the old days.
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Hey Manimal! Did you see you are a star in my show? =D
I'm so sad I missed the Russian-Soviet-Conspiracy guy:(
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on November 8, 2008 - 12:23am.
@2c LLLLOOOOLLLL-I was so fucking WRONG. I thought it was more delectable aussi junkfood. Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free'- That shit sounds like off brand Kool-Aid.
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HAHA! Oh, we got more where that came from. Bad 80's music AND delectable Aussie junkfood. Come over to the underside....
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
... I woke about an hour later with keyboard dents on my forehead and crawled into bed, so don't remember much about vodka being passed around, only something about some hot bitch telling the spammer something like "9 Soviets on my tail and showing me the business sounds like a good time I'm game" oh this site is magical sometimes :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:23am.
Bewdy!
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Broodle!
pass the coon cheese please.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:23am
Hey, on topic, didn't we get drunk here the other night (bloody mary's) while scoffing Cheetos Cheezels and Funyuns? We were being bombed by Russians, if I recall. Where are those cheezels? Fer sure I dint eat them all...
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Yes we did and I still feel dirty about it. Very Britney-esque. However, since it technically wasn't Cheetos, then, um,
Ok bitches, bring on the Cheezels! I'll take my vodka with some wa wa nee sugarfree though. Cherry flavor.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:23am.
She was HOOOOTTT!! I never heard of her before! Playin in again now... mood music makes DL more funs!
Can I offer you some Fantales?
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 8, 2008 - 12:23am.
Hey, on topic, didn't we get drunk here the other night (bloody mary's) while scoffing Cheetos Cheezels and Funyuns? We were being bombed by Russians, if I recall. Where are those cheezels? Fer sure I dint eat them all...
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(buttin' into your convo', 'cause that's just my klassy style): HEY I remember that Russo-Soviet-Conspiracy spammer guy, sort of. Cause I was about to collapse under the weight of .4 alkeehaul in my veins: BEST ELECTION PARTY EVER that night!
And in the spirit of the casa-naming posts, I give you my lovely "villa" apartment within pitching distance of two freeways: Le Hatch de Snatch.
@2c
LLLLOOOOLLLL-I was so fucking WRONG. I thought it was more delectable aussi junkfood. Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free'- That shit sounds like off brand Kool-Aid.
Bewdy! Troll free zone of gorgeousness.
2c - that flute thang was Railroad Gin, fucking amaaaaazing Brizzy band from the 70's. I saw them live just before I moved to Melbourne. Carol Lloyd (gayelle) was THE funkiest looking sheila ever. Incredibly powerful voice. Her schnoze was a right angle, and she had frizzy ginger hair! So famous did her red steel wool become, that she insured it for a million bucks. I wonder what happened ta har and har harh??
Hey, on topic, didn't we get drunk here the other night (bloody mary's) while scoffing Cheetos Cheezels and Funyuns? We were being bombed by Russians, if I recall. Where are those cheezels? Fer sure I dint eat them all...
Railroad Gin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKwi7uHsxqw
@putsomestankonit
I love books...will check your blog fo show. Been meaning to read Mice and Men for ages...
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Family times at Kentwood. Cheeto-burgers and hot dogs (real hot dogs), naked twister...just like the old days.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
After 20 dozen times saying she's gonna go down home to escape the media as she flashed cooch n saggy tities at us, she finally does.
Now if the Army Corps of Engineers can build a containment wall around Kentwood so she'll stay there, that'd be just divine, thanksmuch.
Mah love and me
We're sugar free...
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rzwstJmxbuY
Don't say I didn't warn you!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
PS. Smart blog, stanky! I'm just checking it now:)
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 8, 2008 - 12:11am.
I just hope all the banjo music and cricket noises don't hurt the little ones ears.
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LOL! I WISH I had a visual for you. I went to this Bluegrass festival once - All Bluegrass ALL WEEKEND! 50 hours straight of pickin and strummin'! We were tenting and on the second night my friend comes out from tucking in and tells me that her son is bouncing his head off the pillow uncontrollably in time to the music (which is pretty fast, of course)....LOL...
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@2c
Ok, I have to know. WTF is Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free'?
I just hope all the banjo music and cricket noises don't hurt the little ones ears.
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HA! Troll free reminded me of something...I almost got ya some Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free' but couldn't do it to ya! BTW I loved that flute playing ho you linked to the other day :)
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LOL! The aliens are here! Run! Run!
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wtf, consecutive hippo posts?
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Ho! Troll free zone for the time being. Why? You miss some Little Miss attention?
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 7, 2008 - 11:39pm.
@angel,
She WHAT? OMG, I had no idea she did any of that.
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Yeah - it's when she kinda got interesting for me. Up until then she was pretty much just anyho on a stage.
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Beautiful sluts, slatterns and bints. Are we troll free?
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 11:33pm.
@DAE: You know what I remembered yesterday?
When she divorced Kevin, she was begging him and begging him not to leave her. And on the last day she tried one more time and, again, he said: No. It's over. And she said: Well, at least you gave me my babies.
Pathetic, huh?
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and sad and simple minded.
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@angel,
She WHAT? OMG, I had no idea she did any of that.
Wow, if she wanted him that much, she should never have chucked him in the first place.
HER booboos? I'm not even going to go there...
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@DAE: You know what I remembered yesterday?
When she divorced Kevin, she was begging him and begging him not to leave her. And on the last day she tried one more time and, again, he said: No. It's over. And she said: Well, at least you gave me my babies.
Pathetic, huh?
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Her hair looks to be about the same texture as that gold plant behind her.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
Unfitney while your there could you fall and break your neck? It would get you TONS of press and you'll be free of your little "mistakes" FOREVER!
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Nothin wrong at all, if you don't mind having your sexay times taped and then sold to the highest bidder. He's a regular sweetheart.
totally agree with you, the ppl from ^*^*^* SUGARBABY MEet.com *^*^*^^*will be more interested in ur comment....lololol
allo you two,
Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 10:16pm.
angel_i, what doesn't break you makes you eh? meh just means more fake music....and the famous kiddies seem to have a weird dog year aging process to them so we won't wait long till they are doing their shit shiz. i hope and hope all these pop people will stop having lyrics that rhyme because it is the same fucking word at the end of the next line. aaargh! mid 20's? so, like 5 years?
and if they go down that retro road..oooh dear it is too sad
Submitted by cuntygolightly on November 7, 2008 - 10:21pm
cuntygolightly,
see in australia we call the meds for ADD dexies, and we have the cheeto upgrade, twisties!!!check that shit out, i bet there are a zillion models of saints in those tasty twisted crunchie snacks.. hope brit doesn't find out tho. dexies ritalin whatever you want to call it, its all amphetamines which likes to slow dance hand in hand with valium...such an adorable mix especially for all those kiddies who seem to be getting what us 'adults' kinda crave...
as for valtrex...i've only heard of that in paris related stories so i asume it's just for dirty whores..whoooppiiiieeedoodaaa
gonna wait until those lads are atleast a number or two above 11 to give them crap about STDs ;oP
hope the papa doesn't pass on those bad skillz genes tho in anycase...
The "source" is Brit Brit herself. OK is always there whenever she sees her kids. Coincidence? She's nothing but a piece of trash who can't sing.
Too bad this swamp whore won't stay in Kentwood forever.
OFF TOPIC:
L.A. Times review of Paris' new movie-- they SHREDDED it.
They said it was unwatchable, and that most of her scenes have been cut, because she is barelky there, and her moments oif singing with her "hoarse, barky voice" are very few...
HAHAHA!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 7, 2008 - 11:00pm.
HAHAHA!!... oh, damnit!!... you aren't kidding about the unicorns hurting!
OT: crazy... what? it's a Brit Brit thread, that's on topic!!
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Did I not warn you???? You're one on them peeps that click the link when warned not to, aren't you!! *making mental note of this fact to use on ESE in da future*
OT: Batshit has a better reputation and English language skills than Brit.
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Submitted by ribbontie on November 7, 2008 - 10:51pm.
whats so bad about Adnan :S ?? He seems nice enough?
not my type, but if she likes him, why not?
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Is choo talkin to me?
Nothin wrong at all, if you don't mind having your sexay times taped and then sold to the highest bidder. He's a regular sweetheart.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 7, 2008 - 10:54pm.
HAHAHA!!... oh, damnit!!... you aren't kidding about the unicorns hurting!
OT: crazy... what? it's a Brit Brit thread, that's on topic!!
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