"Kentwood, Ah Has Returned!"
Hot damn! Brit Brit is back in the bayou! Brit Brit, SPF, JJ and Daddy Master Spears left Van Nuys at around 10:30 this morning on a private flying trailer bound for Kentwood, Louisiana. This is the first time since KFed got full custody that she's been allowed to take her lil' Cheetolets out of the state.
It's also the first time the boys have been to the Spears' hillbilly compound called "Serenity." Those pieces of trash would name their house thinking that makes them classy and shit! We all should name our apartments, houses, trailers, shelter bed or cardboard boxes. I think I'll name my apartment "Les Lucité" after my lord and savior The Empress of Lucite. When you name your shit, make sure you add an "é" somewhere in there to make it sound extra fancy.
A source tells OK!, that her royal Cheetoness is in Kentwood to lay around, snack on some vittles, shoot Shasta cans, chase roadkill and just relax before she has to start promoting her new album. Brit Brit also wants her boys to spend more quality time with their first cousin Maddie. Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn better keep a close eye on them, because you know how those hillbillies are!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 7, 2008 - 10:44pm.
thanks!... but i still wanna know how to poop rainbows, now that's talent!!
does it have anything to do with eating Lucky Charms... or maybe a leprechaun? heehee!
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Family secret..I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. No, jus keedin :) All you have to do is close your eyes and think of exquisite lucite heels. But don't think about sketti cats at the same time...I'm not gonna say what could happen but it involves unicorns. And they hurt!!!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
whats so bad about Adnan :S ?? He seems nice enough?
not my type, but if she likes him, why not?
At first glance, I thought Lo from The Hills was Brit's new nanny.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 7, 2008 - 10:37pm.
thanks!... but i still wanna know how to poop rainbows, now that's talent!!
does it have anything to do with eating Lucky Charms... or maybe a leprechaun? heehee!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 7, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Hahaha ESE! You funnay!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
This is probably old news but a gossip queen on a morning show here was sayin that Brit is still with Adnan. Texting him and shit. This girl is first-class stoopid.
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
Submitted by cuntygolightly on November 7, 2008 - 10:25pm.
will it help your hatred if you shoot a bag of cheetos?
you can shoot cheetos?... here, i've been freebasing them like an idiot!LOL!
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@ Angel
Hahahaha, me likey! Short and to the point.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Double post! plz delete MK~ xoxoxoxoxo
I have never ever felt so much disgust towards a human in my life, EVER.
I dont even know where to go from here, and for those of you who know me?
Just fill in the fucking blanks. Fuck. I just hope these kids get the chance to understand what a selfish, fucking whore that wrote off mental illness so she could be so fucking high on drugs and write it off as mental shit while she shopped and fucked her pap and had to have her daddy babysit her, for her own grown life. Oh yeah, and every one who says shes back in to her game, ect. Shes still a fucking 30 yr old who needs daddy to babysit her. Still awaiting a diagnonsesnce like everyone else about her breakdown. Im soooooooooooo over it.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by DeeDee on November 7, 2008 - 10:26pm.
My humble abode is called "la casita de marijuana y púrpura bebió."
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YAY! Mine is called, simply: The Hot Box =)
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My humble abode is called "la casita de marijuana y púrpura bebió."
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on November 7, 2008 - 10:23pm.
I have never ever felt so much hatred towards a human in my life, EVER.
I dont even know where to go from here, and for those of you who know me? Just fill in the fucking blanks. Fuck.
will it help your hatred if you shoot a bag of cheetos?
Submitted by sjsmitty on November 7, 2008 - 10:06pm.
i wonder when these kids are old enough to digest how their life started what kind of strange lyrics they will have in their lame music possibly 'rap' songs.
good for brit though, mental problems aren't easy to deal with for normal people, let alone spotlight ragdolls
she might be a born performer- not singer...but there are some celebs that show it doesn't have to be all out there..shit they have enough money to be reclusive so why not go for gold if they don't want to be bothered...
rest assured they'll be so high on ADD medication, cheeto fumes and valtrex, they won't notice they're alive until their mid 20's
Submitted by Sibsi on November 7, 2008 - 9:45pm.
They're what's called "Irish twins."
Maddie isn't Maddox, right?
I think SOMEBODY! is on the wrong site!
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Submitted by sjsmitty on November 7, 2008 - 10:06pm.
i wonder when these kids are old enough to digest how their life started what kind of strange lyrics they will have in their lame music possibly 'rap' songs.
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See now there's the rub. Unless she makes another break for it - which I am SO sure she will! - we're gonna have to wait for those kids to grow before she gets innerestin agin.
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also why is sean's hair so blonde? .. britney's hair as a kid was a dirty blonde and kevin's a brunette naturally. :S
Yeah - and I really like how JJ refuses to touch or look at his mommy. Just precious!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 7, 2008 - 10:09pm
"champagne mixed with RC Cola".... i think i'm gonna vomit.. thanks for that!LOL!
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"We play the game,
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Aww it's so cute how sean is holding a pumpkin in that picture.
The chick on the right SO needs to do the next iPod commercial (notice what's hanging out of her pocket).
yay, now she can show them their true heritage of trailers and champagne mixed with RC Cola.....
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Don't say a word, I'm not even listening
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Yuck is right. My son Cleavon wouldn't even touch her ass!
Britney meets Trueblood! LOL
I think she's in a permanent state of glam.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
i wonder when these kids are old enough to digest how their life started what kind of strange lyrics they will have in their lame music possibly 'rap' songs.
good for brit though, mental problems aren't easy to deal with for normal people, let alone spotlight ragdolls
she might be a born performer- not singer...but there are some celebs that show it doesn't have to be all out there..shit they have enough money to be reclusive so why not go for gold if they don't want to be bothered...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on November 7, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by mike on November 7, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Good Gawd, that chick on the right made my hickdar explode
Is she missing teeth?
A few teeth and a few chromosomes.
Submitted by mike on November 7, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Good Gawd, that chick on the right made my hickdar explode
Is she missing teeth?
Your welcome Cuntygolightly! ; )
Good Gawd, that chick on the right made my hickdar explode.
Submitted by devilgirl on November 7, 2008 - 10:01pm.
They are really good!
I totally believe you!
You gave me a great avatar idea btw, so thanks ;)
They are really good!
Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn better keep a close eye on them, because you know how those hillbillies are!
OMG MK, I can't believe you went there, this is why I love you.
LMFAO
i hope they have an awesome time :)
Submitted by devilgirl on November 7, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Has anyone tried the Mozzarella flavored Cheetos? I *hangs head in shame* hate to admit that they are really tasty!
you're funny, this made me laugh...
Has anyone tried the Mozzarella flavored Cheetos? I *hangs head in shame* hate to admit that they are really tasty!
OOh, dibs on Casa del Caliente d'Rojo!
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
I know the boys were born within a year from each other, but this picture almost had me thinking they were twins.
It's not just that she dressed them exactly the same, but they look to be at the same level of growth/development.
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at least post her song that leaked. i need something interesting to snark on.
I totally resent that "hillybilly" assumption you made MK...although my brother is also my 2nd cousin..and my cousin really turned out to be my sister.
Adjacent treadmill hoofer : Eat my fart
I rule over Le Hovel de Solitudé.
Great, the swamp whore decides to bathe and sings a few words with the Vadge and now she is mommy of the year material. God only knows what those poor kids have been through :/
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poor breeto
her ass is probably still sore from being dry ass-fucked by vadge
yuck
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