Beyonce Wants To Play Wonder Woman
This is what happens when the bitches around you constantly tell you that you are god's gift and it's your doody duty to constantly fill the world with your greatness. Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman and has even met with the people at DC Comics and Warner Bros. to make her dreams and our nightmares come true.
Instead of just quietly trying to get the role, Beyonce went off and spoke to the L.A. Times about it, "I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?"
She went on to say that after displaying her raw emotion in dramatic roles like Etta James, Deena Jones and Foxy Cleopatra (HA!), she's ready to have a little fun.
"After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself, 'OK, I need to be a superhero. Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there's also an action element that I would enjoy. I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it'd be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy."
Oh, Beyonce. You don't need that lasso to get me to truth-tell: YOU HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A DRIED-UP CHUNKY PIECE OF SIDEWALK VOMIT. Sorry for the caps. The Kanye in me came out.
Besides, isn't Beyonce busy playing Sasha Fart? Wait. Sasha Fierce ruin WW. And then when she's done fucking that up, she can play Scarlett O'Hara and then Cleopatra and then Juliet. Fuck, just let Sasha Fierce play every single female role in cinema. Remake all the classics with Sasha as the leading lady. Then modern cinema can crash and take Sasha/Beyonce with it. And then we can all move on!
You know Basement Baby is secretly cackling with her mouse friends over this shit. Keep quiet, Solange. If they hear your laughter, another one of your mouse friends gets it!
What the FUCK! Who the hell does she think she is? First you have to be a woman! She doesn’t have the tits to fill the role; her thighs are too big and most importantly she can’t act for beans. Fuck off bitch and don’t fuck with something as fabulous as Wonder Woman, as a kid I would give up anything to watch Wonder Woman so don’t fuck with it.
B be brave to want to wear the WW costume with her big thighs!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
This bitch need to be slapped
oh here goes Bouncy again...thinking she's all that...why on earth does she get that "Madonna complex" and torture us all with her "fabulous acting"...I have never seen her in a movie because I simply won't watch her in ANY movie...and I don't even listen to her music anymoe because I can't stand her personality...that goes with soo many other "artistes" right now...I am stuck in the 1970's and like it that way!!
"Oh, Beyonce. You don't need that lasso to get me to truth-tell: YOU HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A DRIED-UP CHUNKY PIECE OF SIDEWALK VOMIT."
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How many actresses have played Wonder Woman in the past? It's not like she'd be the first black superhero (we shouldn't forget they cast Halle Berry as Storm! Good choice or not :P ) ... I'm going to try my best to become the first black James Bond! It's time, no? lol
First Kim Kardashian ruins my childhood memory of Wonder Woman now Beyonce. Can she just stick to singing bird brain songs and shaking her bird brain ass on stage, please!!!!! smdh
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It must be the Barack Obama high she has, because last I checked, Wonder Woman was white with blue eyes.
I thought about it and I decided: No. Wonder Woman's was like the only black HAIRED woman on her island.
I want a NEW, nappy headed ho for a Super Hero.
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A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?
Yeah, and it's also time for my fellow black people to stop riding the Obama wave like it's a free pass.
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Although a young unknown greek would work.
Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:10pm.
Well said. ITA
Submitted by joanne on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:53pm.
Jolie protrayed Pearl. Whats the difference?
Well from my point of view:
Angie is a cunt who should know better but has her head so far up her arse she can do her own smear tests. Of course she should not have played a mixed race woman when a mixed race actress could have used the work but that's not going to stand in her 'I wanna Oscar, I wanna to be important' emoting.
Wonder woman is a fictional character and I think she could be reinvented. However, if she is Greek then it would made sense to keep her Greek. Perhaps Anniston could unbleach the locks and come out proudly dark and curly for the occasion.
Edited to add: Yes, looked it up and she is Greek so therefore Beyonce would not be suitable even if she could act. Which of course she can't. She coudl sing the song tho'- see everyone happy!
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Jolie protrayed Pearl. Whats the difference?
I've been a big fan of Wonder Woman since I was 8 years old. I can tell you that Wonder Woman is not black, simple as that! Wonder Woman is not a white American either, wonder woman is Greek. I hope that DC Comics will keep the mythology as it is. Beyonce is one of the most beautiful black women in the world. She's a wonderful singer and performer. However, her acting ability is less than what would be needed to pull off such a great role as Wonder Woman. Besides, isn't she busy being Sasha Fierce??? Anyway, to the ones that are saying that Wonder Woman is not real, well, the story has been around since the 40's and never in any way was she other than a Greek Amazon and NEVER was she black. Should we have Johnny Depp portray Martin Luther King Jr. - I don't think so.
Submitted by joanne on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:24pm.
Angel, I was referring to the post below me, I read it like ww was real therfore should be kept white. Sad attempt at humor, thats all.
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Angel, I was referring to the post below me, I read it like ww was real therfore should be kept white. Sad attempt at humor, thats all.
Submitted by joanne on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 10:05am.
I didn't know wonder woman was real.
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Um.....she's not...?
I don't get this. LOL.
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Someone needs to let Bey in on a little secret:
being able to read does not make you an actress.
What roles has she 'acted' in?
And for her to attempt to play Etta James is a sin and a goddamn shame unless this is a parody!
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Actually I don't think WW has to be white, I'm just saying this lady cannot act and, call me old fashioned, but I think people who get good acting gigs should be able to act.
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I didn't know wonder woman was real.
Frankly, I don't think the world is ready for a black Wonder Woman, mainly because we, as a people are not ready for things that are not real and make no sense. Much in the same way we are not ready for a white Shaft or an asian Apache Chief.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:05am.
I think it's time for a male Wonder Woman. I propose, umm, Russell Brand. He's like, Scottish, to boot.
He's English actually, but by all means put it about he's Scottish, he's been a show up lately.
As for Beyonce- sigh- used to like her, got too big for her boots and now looks silly. Come on love, pack it in. You can sing so sing, don't scare us with your 'acting'. I can't sing so I don't- see it's easy!
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I know Beyonce isn't black and everything, but she totally doesn't look like Wonder Woman. She can sing/shout/screech out the theme song though, it should be included.
Submitted by yiooooooo on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:22pm.
I wonder what people would say if someone wanted to take a black superheroe and turn it white?
They wouldn't think anything of it. White people seem to be 'allowed' to play any race and call it artistic liberty whereas a huge outcry is made when it's the other way round.
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More fucking 'Ew!'
Someone needs to tell Beyonce that while the world might be ready for a black woman to play wonder woman, it will never be ready for HER to play it.
Give me a fucking break... I can think of a bunch of black actors that would kick her arse as Wonder Woman.
She's delusional.
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i so agree. and i don't know if i'm the only one who thinks so, but beyonce looks nothing like her. etta james look like a little white woman where as beyonce looks like an everyday light skinned black girl.
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I think it needs to be an unknown or newer actress. I can see Megan Fox playing it.
Beyonce "The Icon" would just look like herself in a costume.
Same with Angelina or any other celeb who is so well known for being themselves that they can't be believable in a character anymore.
Sashay Farts? may I speak with Beefyonce? thanks...
Oh Jay-Z!, hi, yeah, dude you're totally going the Marc Anthony way, that is the wrong way, you should.... oh Sashay!...mmm, like yeah, see I just came by to say IT'S NOT DELUSIONAL-COW-WOMAN it's WONDER WOMAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
I think it's time for a male Wonder Woman. I propose, umm, Russell Brand. He's like, Scottish, to boot.
@Creepella
I'm not up on today's actresses so I'm afraid I can't give you an answer. I found a clip of Etta for you. Add 100 pounds and take off 40 years and that's my Etta. When I was looking for this, I ran across Beyonce at Fashion 2008 singing this song (how bizarre is that!!) and she really does not have the chops to play the incomparable Miss Etta James.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADDigK8LwyE
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 11:26pm.
You're right. There are probably plenty of unknowns that could do the part. I don't dislike Beyonce, as I said earlier, I think she is pretty and can sing. But sometimes it's a guranteed bomb if a well known actress/plays a part.
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Megan FoXXX is the only choice.
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I don't know who Mustang Sally likes but I, myself, prefer an unknown or a Broadway actress (unkown in Hollyweird, kinda) to play parts like these. When a star does it, I generally find it distracting.
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Look I don't mind Beyonce I like that song where she wearing no pants and dancing "If you like it better put a ring on it wuh oh oh" but this is as silly as DANNII MINOGUE wanting to be Wonder Woman (which was reported as well). Where do these bitches get the nerve?
If a person of 'color' was to be Wonder Woman then Megan Gale, who scored the role in the Justice League movie, is half-British, half-Polynesian.
And I think Lynda Carter is half-Irish, half- Mexican.
And yes, the WW costume is SO tranny!
(ZOMG how gay is dis?!?)
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 11:17pm.
Who, in your opinion, would be the actress to play her?
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Listen up, children. One of the good things (and there aren't many) about getting older is that I don't have to know who Beyonce is, except on Dlisted. I do, however, know who Etta James is (see Mk's commentary) and Beyonce ain't no Etta James. Shame on whoever is making that movie "Cadillac Records" and cast this person as her. Etta is a goddess of Blues and Jazz. Beyonce? Don't think so. You can correct me if I'm wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I just saw a preview for her one-hour special with Access Hollywood, where she said AGAIN that she'd like to win an oscar, and also, she's on the new cover of Billboard magazine, where the front page reads:
"Beyonce" I want to be an icon
and now she states, though not directly, that she wants to be wonderwoman. i mean, how more disgusting and arrogant can she be?
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I'll be honest, CAPS LOCK don't piss me off if I agree with the message. So rock on, Lala11_7!
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 6:37pm.
Remember that Black Super hero movie Meteor Man?? Beyonce could play Meteor Cunt. The story of a fat cow that gets super powers by a magical meteor.
And if WW is suppose to be a greek goddess go with Maria Menounos, who cares about acting she would be the hottest of them all.
NOOOO! I would stab my own ears if Maria M. had ANY sort of acting role. That woman has the worst voice ever made.
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"A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?"
Why did it have to be about race AGAIN? ugh
Yes Bouncy, we KNOW you would be the FIRST black Wonder Woman. It's not about color. Lynda Carter never said "Hello, I'm Wonder Woman. And I'm white," did she?
But LMAO at basement baby being down there cackling with her mouse friends. haha
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hello ladies!
how are we all tonight?
On topic, I like B, but she ain't Wonder Woman.
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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:10pm.
LMAO! You kickass. Your caplocks shit might lose some viewers who prefer NORMAL text but hell, girl...I feel ya.
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