Beyonce Wants To Play Wonder Woman
This is what happens when the bitches around you constantly tell you that you are god's gift and it's your doody duty to constantly fill the world with your greatness. Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman and has even met with the people at DC Comics and Warner Bros. to make her dreams and our nightmares come true.
Instead of just quietly trying to get the role, Beyonce went off and spoke to the L.A. Times about it, "I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?"
She went on to say that after displaying her raw emotion in dramatic roles like Etta James, Deena Jones and Foxy Cleopatra (HA!), she's ready to have a little fun.
"After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself, 'OK, I need to be a superhero. Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there's also an action element that I would enjoy. I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it'd be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy."
Oh, Beyonce. You don't need that lasso to get me to truth-tell: YOU HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A DRIED-UP CHUNKY PIECE OF SIDEWALK VOMIT. Sorry for the caps. The Kanye in me came out.
Besides, isn't Beyonce busy playing Sasha Fart? Wait. Sasha Fierce ruin WW. And then when she's done fucking that up, she can play Scarlett O'Hara and then Cleopatra and then Juliet. Fuck, just let Sasha Fierce play every single female role in cinema. Remake all the classics with Sasha as the leading lady. Then modern cinema can crash and take Sasha/Beyonce with it. And then we can all move on!
You know Basement Baby is secretly cackling with her mouse friends over this shit. Keep quiet, Solange. If they hear your laughter, another one of your mouse friends gets it!
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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:10pm.
Way to assume to anyone on Dlisted would actually buy her crap music.
Oh and turn your caps lock off, you are not jim or Kanye "I like pissing on carpets" West.
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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:10pm.
LMAO! You kickass. Your caplocks shit might lose some viewers who prefer NORMAL text but hell, girl...I feel ya.
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IF YOU WANT BEYONCE TO STOP BEING HIRED FOR MOVIES AND ACTING IN ROLES THAT REQUIRES A "REAL ACTOR"...BECAUSE ALL JOKES ASIDE...AND NOT SIPPING ON PIPING HOT "HATERAID" EITHER...BEYONCE CAN NOT ACT...
STOP BUYING HER RECORDS...STOP GIVING PRODUCERS A BUILT IN REASON TO HIRE HER...HER RECORDING AUDIENCE...IF YOU DON'T GIVE HER AN AUDIENCE...MAYBE SHE'LL STOP MAKING MOVIES....TAKE HER ASS TO THE "ACTOR'S STUDIO"...AND LEARN HOW TO FRIGGIN' ACT!!!
I'm just sayin'....
Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:58pm.
How much range did she need to play Foxy Cleopatra exactly...was it really that emotional?
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Hey, I resemble that thar remark!
"Acting" is NOT as easy as it seems. Delivering lines that need comedic timing (sense-of-humor is a GIFT) is the stuff of legends and losers depending on how well you can deliver and how quick witted you can keep up. The aforementioned 'range' you speak of for the character of "Wonder Woman" is really not that deep. C'mon. We ain't tawkin' "The Diary of Anne Frank" shit here. We're talkin' an Amazon woman with SuperHero powers. DEEP. ;p
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Im not gonna hate on Beyonce here, find her quite good @ what she does, its just her people and her ego getting in the way of everything . she is not a bad actress , kinda bland .. but passable ..
BUT NO WAY IN GAY GODS EARTH WILL THIS PERSON PLAY WONDER WOMAN
NO! NO! NO!
Sorry was having a Kanye moment.. Hollywood has gone thru 3 directors on the WW project in the last few years hire and fire and the production keeps getting shut down.. which is fine by me.
I would rather just have the fab memories of Lynda Carter and the one campy TV movie with Cathy Lee Crosby than to have some rotten hollywood turd served to us , the same way Hwood
RUINED , FANTASTIC 4.
I agree the new WW should be an unknown who would NOT bring all the ego and rewrites and script changes that an established actress would . Beyonce can play Nubia , WWs Black sister on Paradise Island if she just HAS To Has to have it.
and if you motherfuckers RUIN this Im going to hunt you down and kill you all. dont mess with mythology its sacreligious
that is all. carryon.
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How much range did she need to play Foxy Cleopatra exactly...was it really that emotional? That's fucking laughable! (And why am I even bothering to contemplate that is so beyond me!) This girl is so delusional, her ego is so much bigger than her talent these days that it's not even funny anymore...Wonder Woman is not even black!
Your face!
I like Beyonce but she is NOT allowed to play Wonder Woman! NO MA'AM! ABSOLUTELY NOT! If anyone should play Wonder Woman, it should be ME! lmao just kidding. No it needs to be some new chick we've never seen before so it can be convincing. Beyonce would just look like Beyonce in a wonder woman halloween costume. Furthermore, WONDER WOMAN DOESNT HAVE A COUNTRY HILLBILLY ACCENT!
Beyonce Bitch, please go dig a hole in a graveyard and bury yourself there, THANK YOU!!!!
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My real life response after I read this was "Bitch please....."
And this has nothing to do with the color of her skin. It shouldn't be Beyonce.
And before she get's any ideas, NO TYRA, NOT YOU EITHER.
Angela Bassett = should be Wonder Woman.
the only woman that's worthy of playing the lucious wonderwoman is ME! i have black hair, am tall and very shapely. plus i lots of acting ability; my drag queen ass would be perfect! to hell with beyonce!
why the hell am i here?
Salma? no? I mean...no? o ok...just saying
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Mickey Anonymouse on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 12:56pm.
Sounds like a good plan if you want to make a flop of a movie. She's pretty, but she doesn't have a great body. Wonderwoman should have a sick body.
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hell yes miky, hell yes. having a black wonder woman is fine but get one thats better looking and with better acting skills then this delusional ho!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
jussayin:
she's half hispanic lets be fair.
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
Sibsi:
why should it make a diffrence if angelina played her or not? the character she played was bi-racial and had a very white apearence.
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
I wonder what people would say if someone wanted to take a black superheroe and turn it white??
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I'm sure Beyonce would spend 2 months drinking lemonade and laxatives, while working out at least 2hrs/day to fit the part, but that would leave no time for her to work on improving her acting skills.
Seriously, she f*cking ruined Dream Girls for me. Granted I hate musicals, but she just took it to another level of hate I had yet to experience up until then.
I hope her acting career is as prolific as Madona's really.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:05pm.
even ashanti would be a huge upgrade over this ham hock
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I think Beyonce is very pretty, but I don't think she has the chops to play the role. I think she's too "soft" to be a super-hero.
even ashanti would be a huge upgrade over this ham hock
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I think Beyonce is a very attractive woman and I think she would be a good WW.
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Being a person of color is all about your skin color it has nothing to do whit your nationality.
We Puerto Rica are try-racial but some of us are of color and others not.
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Bravo to you justice! but if obama wanted the black vote he had to say he was black. i think in his heart its the other way around...
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
Sibisi, she is of Germam background (I believe) who happened to be born in Latin America. It doesnt make her a woman of color, same was as if a black man was born in Ireland would he be white.
Or say a Chinese man born in Africa would not make him Black.
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That's a good explanation, although I still think it boils down to this: dark hair= people immediately brand someone born south of the boarder latino. Blonde hair= white, no matter where it's born.
However, I dunno what made me even bring this sh*t up anyway - might be the couple of beers I had to celebrate Arsenal's win earlier - so I'll finally stfu about this.
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"Instead of just quietly trying to get the role"
she also also blirted out on a tv interview that she wanted an academy award. i mean, can this person make a fool out of herself anymore than she already does?
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
Remember that Black Super hero movie Meteor Man?? Beyonce could play Meteor Cunt. The story of a fat cow that gets super powers by a magical meteor.
And if WW is suppose to be a greek goddess go with Maria Menounos, who cares about acting she would be the hottest of them all.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Sibisi, she is of Germam background (I believe) who happened to be born in Latin America. It doesnt make her a woman of color, same was as if a black man was born in Ireland would he be white.
Or say a Chinese man born in Africa would not make him Black.
Joaquin Phoenix was born in Puerto Rico, which would make him Puerto Rican, but not Hispanic.
BOO @ Beyonce for voluteering her opportunistic azz to something else.
I am soo sick of this broad.
If she's talking about getting a woman of color to play WW, how about Kelly Hu? She definately has the body, the dark look AND the action hero/martial arts backgroud to kick azz in that role.
Im not Asian, but I def woudlnt mind having Kelly Hu play WW.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:51pm.
Yes, yes, it would for myself? But what about Giseleee?
---Okayz, I just bought two pairs of Giseleee flippety floppers. Buy two pair get a free Giseleee tote with her pic on it...
*runs into bedroom to peep pic on free tote*
Bitch is white.
My ghetto chile version of "Wonder Woman" involved generic tin foil and silly string. Yippeeee!
Yes, yes, it would for myself? But what about Giseleee?
I don't love Gisele, but every time I hear her name I think of a wonderful Coupling episode.
What were we talking about again? Oh yes, Beyonce's sh*tty acting skillz. I still remember how her dad was annoyed that she didn't win an Oscar not long ago.
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LOL, wouldn't it be easier to check in the mirror?
As a side note, I know latinos are considered people of color, but would someone like Gisele Bündchen be considered a person of color?
I'll never get this. I'm mostly of european backgroun(greek, jew, portuguese and some little native american), but was born in South America, which automatically makes me a person of color, right?
Anyho... I couldn't make through the first half hour of Dream Girls, come to think of it, so I don't want Beyonce anywhere near a film studio anymore.
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no. No. NO!!! Sasha Queef cannot play WW. NEVER! She is horrible. She is so horrible at acting. She would probably have her mom design all of the costumes for the movie...Some crazy ass House of Derriere shiz. WW's classic costume will be turned into some crazy tranny hooker outfit. She needs to get slapped for being such a dumb slut!
The only Wonder Woman is Linda Carter. End of story.
she's delusional, a deludanoid if you ask me
Okay, I understand now that the outrage is about her lack of talent, not the color, though previous posts weren't as clear as that.
Salma would be a good choice indeed. If women were my thing, I'd probably have fantasies of seeing her chi-chis in a WW costume.
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Well , I want to play Black Canary if they ever make a movie about her. Maybe Sasha Fierce can hook me up!
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DELUSIONAL PIG! SPEND SOME OF THAT MONEY BEYONCE AND TAKE A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OF ACTING CLASSES FIRST! SHE WOULD NEED TO STARVE FOR 6 MONTHS TO LOOK ANYTHING LIKE LINDA CARTER DID!
Girlfriend please is right M.K.
I wish this bitch would give it a fucking rest. Can she even spell Wonder Woman? Does she even have her G.E.D? Listening to her speak is like listening to Palin expound on seeing "Russia from her house" and "Mavericks" ad nauseum.
Beyodel is an opportunistic asshole, like her parents. First, she wants to ruin the Inauguration Day by yodeling the national anthem, and now she wants to ruin WW? Not my childhood fucking hero! Hell to the naw. I will beat that $50,000 wig/weave off her.
Fuck her!
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Salma would be hot too. Sanaa and Salma have nice bodies and they can act.
I think Salma Hayek would be perfect for WW.
I think Sanaa Lathan would make a hot Wonder Woman. I loved her in Love and Basketball.
I have no problem with Wonder Woman being played by a black actress (even though that is changing the origin of the character), but the key word here is "actress," which Beyonce is not. She has the emotional range of a piece of wilted lettuce.
With all the talented struggling actresses out there, both black and white, why cast this no talent hack to ruin another movie? Give it to someone fresh and new who needs it and give us a break from Beyonce's inflated ego.
IT has NOTHING to do with the color of her skin, she's the one making it about the color of her skin.
She's just a talentless dumb whore. And I don't want talentless dumb whores (whether Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce) playing a fucking beloved super hero. Then she has to throw in how she should play her because Wonder Woman should be a woman of color... excuse me... she's the one making it a color issue. And WONDER WOMAN has already been played by a woman of color.... LYNDA CARTER. So if she had half the fucking brain to do research she would have known that already and not have used that sorry ass excuse as a reason to CLAIM this role.
WHY the fuck do I have to repeat myself over and over?
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It's not the Constitution, it's a comic book character for chrissakes. Could you make her a blonde? Why be "orthodox" about the outward attributes of a ficticious character?
Cleopatra has often been portrayed as african, yet she was Greek. What's the big fucking deal?
Christ himself is portrayed with blue eyes and dreamy blond hair, although he was semetic.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Right, because if you think about Wonder Woman's origins, it makes ALL kinds of sense for her to be black.
Granted, there aren't many black female superheroes, and Halle Berry already effed up Ororo Munroe/Storm, but sheesh.
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Talk about a "hooker, PLEASE!" moment.
Wonder woman? HA!
Maybe at the Lucky 10 Finger spa on Cos play day.
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Submitted by cibele on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 1:36pm.
That's ridiculous. Wonder Woman is a greek goodness, she was born in Greece. If they do this i hope everybody boycotts that trash!
....I hope some people realize Lynda Carter is Hispanic....
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