Beyonce Wants To Play Wonder Woman
This is what happens when the bitches around you constantly tell you that you are god's gift and it's your doody duty to constantly fill the world with your greatness. Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman and has even met with the people at DC Comics and Warner Bros. to make her dreams and our nightmares come true.
Instead of just quietly trying to get the role, Beyonce went off and spoke to the L.A. Times about it, "I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?"
She went on to say that after displaying her raw emotion in dramatic roles like Etta James, Deena Jones and Foxy Cleopatra (HA!), she's ready to have a little fun.
"After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself, 'OK, I need to be a superhero. Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there's also an action element that I would enjoy. I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it'd be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy."
Oh, Beyonce. You don't need that lasso to get me to truth-tell: YOU HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A DRIED-UP CHUNKY PIECE OF SIDEWALK VOMIT. Sorry for the caps. The Kanye in me came out.
Besides, isn't Beyonce busy playing Sasha Fart? Wait. Sasha Fierce ruin WW. And then when she's done fucking that up, she can play Scarlett O'Hara and then Cleopatra and then Juliet. Fuck, just let Sasha Fierce play every single female role in cinema. Remake all the classics with Sasha as the leading lady. Then modern cinema can crash and take Sasha/Beyonce with it. And then we can all move on!
You know Basement Baby is secretly cackling with her mouse friends over this shit. Keep quiet, Solange. If they hear your laughter, another one of your mouse friends gets it!
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"Beyond Insane": You are NOT Lynda Carter and any vain attempts to emulate her will be an exercise in futility. PLEASE. STOP. NOW!!
Submitted by justice on November 8, 2008 - 1:05pm.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 8, 2008 - 1:00pm.
I don't get it. Why must she talk so much?
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well, she does half for Beyoncé and the other half for Sassssshhhhaaa the fieeerrrce! oh, and a little bit of the "House of Diahrreah"
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 8, 2008 - 1:00pm.
I don't get it. Why must she talk so much?
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heehee
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I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
that's the dumbest thing i ever heard. She is not all that and a bag of chips like she thinks she is.
Why have the black version of a character who is white? It would be like making the white version of Shaft. Bitches are trying so hard to be politically correct for no reason (bar getting a staring role in a film of course).
How about being awfully creative and just inventing a new character and writing a decent film bitches?
The country with perhaps the most diverse population seems to be fixated on the colour of skin. Last time I checked, Obama was a lovely mixed race man.. yet suddenly he is the Black President.
It's all very baffling to those of us who don't factor race into our lives.
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this movie if ever made will be an all-time tranny favorite
I don't get it. Why must she talk so much?
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
No one has a problem with a black Wonder Woman. Just a problem with a Wonder Woman that sucks.
You go girl!!!
*rolling eyes*
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^is the right place
for this talent girl.
NO! Megan Fox was born for this role. Make it happen, Bitches.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think Beyonce's very pretty, but she has what I call "cow eyes" - you stare into them, and it seems as thought nothing's going on in there.
yadda yadda yadda.
B, I like your music, but please STFU.
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I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC