Chicken Cutlets Lives!!!!!!
Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned. It's been almost two weeks since my last post about international supermodel Phoebe Price. So which skin doctor's office has she been hiding in? I KID! Chicken Cutlets is a natural beauty and those who say otherwise are JELIS H8RS!!1!!!
The very international PP has been busy...well...being international! Chicken Cutlets was gracing her poultry glamour on the lovely country of Sweden where she was personally invited by the royal family to attend the "Quantum of Solace" premiere. Okay, I made up that "royal family" part, but it's probably true. They probably realized that Sweden needs to learn the art of posing with inanimate objects and they need the greatest to teach them this! How do you say "chicken cutlets" in Swedish anyway? According to google translator (which is shit, I'm sure), it's "kyckling cutlets." Viva Kyckling Cutlets!
Now that PP's mission in Sweden is complete, she's back in America doing what she does best: posing anywhere and everywhere! Here's some pictures of Chicken Cutlets exposing Henry's kibbles and bits while being stunningly supermodel-y on the streets of Los Angeles!
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face it bitches, PP is cute and she knows it. That being said, I might hit it with a body condom.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Thank you, Phoebe, for not dyeing your dog's fur.
That is all.
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
BYEEEEEEEEEE SNARKLEY! =D
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"The scent of me", I'm done, I leaving, I'll be back later, my fabulous bitches, I've gotta do some stuff.
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:24am
Are you kidding? Honestly, are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? You KNOW that bitch totally paid for that.
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58
And it has her hot slut Mommy!
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@Snarkley:
Waddyamean? She's a movie star!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tC3dfYzYU
You really gotta see this, bitches...It's...it's PRICELESS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Quintessential Phoebe Price, dudes.
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That's a loaded question. She THINKS she is, although technically she's really NOT, but by today's Hollywood standards she COULD be, but she's really NOT. Does that answer your question?
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58
SERIOUSLY! Will someone PLEASE tell me who the hell this woman is? She can't actually be famous...can she???
spotted red monster
PP! I actually missed her. Don't be mean, people. She's harmless.
It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club ===Mee T R i CH. C0M for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some hot guys can be found there.
Thank God I missed this slut when I was in Stockholm this past week.
That's some strawberry shortcake you can keep, MK!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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This little dog looks absolutely terrified. Terrified!!
She should be at the Quantum of Useless premiere.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I feel so bad for that sad-eyed bitch! The dog is pretty pathetic too.
O I know YOU, chickadee! You funny! I got my one year badge not too long ago, you know;)
and thanks for the props:) look out for more - I have a new addiction:)
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@ angel.....
oh my effing Goddess! lol! that was awesome...love it! I have been on dlisted since MK ws a blogspot but i am a quiet one...shy, heh, so you may not know me...but hello..
and I love it...that video rocked, lady.
*smooches back*
I love smooches!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:45am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by chickadee on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:33am.
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No! I wanna see your movie. How do I?
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Here it is: Ice Baby Hands
I was being all cryptic about it;)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by chickadee on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:33am.
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No! I wanna see your movie. How do I?
you have the most fab chola avies, tho
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:33am.
@ Angel-i...
love u baby!
giggle back at you and all of your posts but especially the avies, sister. WTF is going on in that one? carrot top...something......? eww...lol
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*smooches!*
OMG! Have you not seen my movie?!?! Ice Baby Hands?!?! It's Kanye in his geek suit with Carrot Top hair and Ice Baby hands! (lol - that was fun to type.)
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@ Angel-i...
love u baby!
giggle back at you and all of your posts but especially the avies, sister. WTF is going on in that one? carrot top...something......? eww...lol
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:15am.
oh Hell no, fake-ginger looks like a straight up puppy- eating zombie.
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*giggle*
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oh Hell no, fake-ginger looks like a straight up puppy- eating zombie.
hold me, I am askeered.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
That poor dog, he looks absolutely terrified. And Phoebe is just pathetic.
Actually, when you think about it, Phoebe is nothing but a streewalker. All she does is walk up and down Robertson Blvd all day waiting to be noticed and photographed.
Pheobe Price exists only in the Twilight Zone, in between reality and fantasy. Even her products Pheobe's Phantasy expresses this clearly, She is a figment of her family wanting her to do "something" and her delusional attempts to prove to ANYBODY that she is famous.
I still like her though.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:52pm.
Poor thing. Her cutlets are settling too low on her face. Ack! How someone who was NEVER ugly to begin with ends up doing this to their face is beyond me? Oy.
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No shit, Dot. I just don't get it! I mean, she wasn't a bad lookin' ho before all this mess (not sayin' she was any great beauty, but, she was purty enough). I mean, I'm not anti-plastic surgery, and I'm all for fixing the fug by any means necessary, but when they ain't enough fug to fix, leave your mug the hell alone and be grateful you ain't got the fug...If there's a God, he's pissed at these ho's... He gave them some purty, but that shit wasn't enough! Now when God give you fug, that shit ain't right, fix it I say, but when god give you some purty, yo' ass need to be grateful and get on with yo' life as a purty bitch!
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A-to-the WOMan.
There are sooooo many people with acne problems, burn victims with scars all OVER their bodies, people missing limbs that fought for our country and yet there are tardos willing to risk their lives to go under the fuckin' knife to get a new set of 'Hooters' or some fat sucked out of their fat asses. *shrug*
That's one fugly b!tch. The doggie is cute, though ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
What really makes me sad is that I know who makes the hoodie the dog is wearing.
I agree. It looks like her dog and Aubrey O'Dey's dog could really get together and share some war stories!
MK what happened? I was waiting for you to comment about the expression on the dog's face rotflmao
Words cannot contain my contempt for this woman's existence, and yes, I am aware I am not helping the problem by bothering to comment.
I like the fact that when you Google 'Phoebe Price' the first thing that comes up is Military Brat (U.S. Subculture) and the fifth one is on Phoebe Cates. (And no, I haven't skipped over the informative ones. They aren't there.)
Here's the truth on the oxygen thief:
'For those who don’t know the origins of Phoebe Price, here is an abbreviated bio. She is an Alabama heiress (yes, Alabama, her father owned a successful car dealership) who has dabbled in modeling and acting unsucessfully (her biggest tv credit is from a 1994 episode of the X-Files where she played ‘customer with car’, which is essentially background work exaggerated as co-star level work; in Hollywood, that is considered resume padding). Her bio describes her as a ’successful international model’, but she can’t be found on major fashion magazine covers like Vogue, Cosmo, etc or even the advertising pages of those glossy publications; basically, her successful modeling career in found exclusively in her head. Family money has allowed her hire a publicist and sashay her way on to a huge number of red carpets where no one has a clue about her claim to fame.'
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/11/05/phoebe-price-starts-to-loo...
I've had a bad night, I made my friend feel unhappy, I see no reason not to take it out on this bint.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:52pm.
Poor thing. Her cutlets are settling too low on her face. Ack! How someone who was NEVER ugly to begin with ends up doing this to their face is beyond me? Oy.
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No shit, Dot. I just don't get it! I mean, she wasn't a bad lookin' ho before all this mess (not sayin' she was any great beauty, but, she was purty enough). I mean, I'm not anti-plastic surgery, and I'm all for fixing the fug by any means necessary, but when they ain't enough fug to fix, leave your mug the hell alone and be grateful you ain't got the fug...If there's a God, he's pissed at these ho's... He gave them some purty, but that shit wasn't enough! Now when God give you fug, that shit ain't right, fix it I say, but when god give you some purty, yo' ass need to be grateful and get on with yo' life as a purty bitch!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who the hell is Phoebe Price anyway?
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Chicken Cutlets in Dutch is Kip Koteletten, I guess 'cutlets' is more or less alike in many languages. Probably has to do with Phoebe Price's international appeal.
Red, how do we know her in Sweden?
We read dlisted of course!! ha ha
Poor thing. Her cutlets are settling too low on her face. Ack! How someone who was NEVER ugly to begin with ends up doing this to their face is beyond me? Oy.
Why doesn't everyone understand she is the new ANGELYNE?!?
I am kind of digging the pink tights.
Any chance that's a Chanel purse in pix 8 and 11?
You do realize this bitch is a for real Ho MK. Not one of your pseudoHo's like Zac and Vanessa or , Oh God Forgive me, Wonky McValtrex
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
the swedish royals are the most beautiful blueblood family in the world, maybe they want a distant cousin to mix dna with Miss PP?
I too had wondered if PP had met her maker. Considering how many plastic surgeons are involved, I was certain we'd never see her again.......
Hopefully she'll be standing outside The Ivy with updated tabloids on herself.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Why do all these bitches hold their dogs in poses where you can see their winkies? Poor dog.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:00pm.
The look in that dog's eyes breaks my heart.
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ME: ROTFLMAO!! That poor dog is crying out for help!!
Schandenfraude
Ahhh...NOW I know why I was getting so cranky! Phoebe where have you been? Why are you in the corner? Were you a bad girl? You know - that's the ONLY thing that could make you (even more) interesting. You could be bad! You wanna be bad for me, Phoebe? C'mon - you know you do;)
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Damn that close-up is scary!! And how on earth do they even know her in Sweden??
*on little sock monkey knees looking up to the heavens* *little sock monkey hands clasped in prayer*
Dear Sweet Little Baby Jesus, please make my dream come true. Please have PP the headband whore pose in an alley next to a filled with weekend trash dumpster. I don't ask for much. *wiping little sock monkey tear trailing down little face* *sob* After all, PP is an "international" model, what better place than the alley next to the IHOP? Think about it, Baby Jesus. And if not, maybe next to a wood chipper. Hmmm? Also, can you make it possible for Henry make his way home to his real owners a la "Lassie, Come Home" movie magic cause Little Timmy is waiting. PP ain't his owner. PP is his pimp.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
So... when's she gonna do frekle pr0n?