When Creepy Skanks Say Creepy Things

by becoming a woman i think she means a stupid hillbilly whose daddy didn't teach her how to use a condom,did anyone see that show she had for a fat minute on mtv? her dad is one creepy ass dude,talking about jessicas boobs i bet hes going to watch the baby be born and talk about about ashless ripped vag-jay-jay sick! and as for pete,poor guy.

Submitted by Mahla81 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:07pm.

this is the bitch's post-op Nose, eye-brow lift, chin reduction and botox injections. she looks hot, but she had all that shit done to BE hot.
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I'll say it again. This is her OLD NOSE.
Her new nose does NOT have a bump, it has a slope? Are you fucking BLIND?

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she became a woman when she married a fug woman.

this is the bitch's post-op Nose, eye-brow lift, chin reduction and botox injections. she looks hot, but she had all that shit done to BE hot.

I know she had all that shit done for a FACT.
dont believe me? go look at her old photos and you'll notice, the nose, the eyebrows , the chin and the botox.

nuff' said.

*shuddER*
This family has a walk-in closet of skeletons.

Hope ashley has enough sense to keep her kid far far away from Perva Joe. His eyes speak volumes, and it ain't scripture folks.

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yes, yes, this is an OLD pic.
This is her OLD nose.

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OMG it's Ashley. I thought it was some other chick.

Isn't that her old nose?

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I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club ===Mee T R I cH. C0M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Is it just me, or do her eyes face in different directions?

Any man asking to be called "Papa Joe" = Ewwww

"Just call me Papa Joe, lil darlin'"
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Ew again!!!

wtf?

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@ blueangel...what!? he used to be a priest? eww...I thought he was a fruity-religion preacher...well, priest isn't much different, is it?

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I can't believe he used to be a priest. He looks like a creepy pedophile!

I've given up hope that there is going to be any new material tonight, so I'm throwing in the towel.

However, I will just point out that it's unanimous that Papa Joe is a disgusting perv. Hulk Hogan, too.

OMG!

I thought that said: Papa Joe knocked up his daughter. Ack! Thank GAWD I'm wrong.

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I hope she keeps her child waaaaaaaaay far away from this creepy shit!

This man is gross. He thinks WAAAAY too much about his daughters and their sexuality. ugh frickin' pedo.

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Yeah, the way she's posing in that picture ... if you erased his head, anyone looking at it would think she was posing with her boyfriend or husband, not her father. Ughhhhhh... and I think it's post nose-job, her bridge was much more humped up before.

Banjo music jokes aside? You have to wonder why the crotchital part of this picture is gone? Hmm. *cries in a vat of brain bleach no. 09*

Um... shouldn't she be a woman before she gets pregnant?

And when did Pete become a woman?

He needs a swift kick across those piano keys he calls teeth.

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Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:00pm.
I forgot what a big schnoze she had. Hope the baby doesn't get it. Between Pete's mouth/jaw and Asslee's beak, I hold out no hope.

And I agree that is disgusting rubbing your boobs against your father.

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Holy shit, I didn't even notice that but you're right! GROSS!

that is pre-nose job.
her work is fantastic, I think she's really pretty now.

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When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
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Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:00pm.
I forgot what a big schnoze she had. Hope the baby doesn't get it. Between Pete's mouth/jaw and Asslee's beak, I hold out no hope.

And I agree that is disgusting rubbing your boobs against your father.

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I'm pretty sure that this picture is post-nose job... =) That baby is going to have some STRONG features.

I always wonder if creepy people know just how creepy they are... if they have any clue at all. He seems oblivious to the fact that he's given off the lip-smacking paedo vibe since his first daughter became famous.

"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08

I forgot what a big schnoze she had. Hope the baby doesn't get it. Between Pete's mouth/jaw and Asslee's beak, I hold out no hope.

And I agree that is disgusting rubbing your boobs against your father.

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You don't rub your tittays against Daddy when posing for a photo-op. Gross. Keep that shit to yourself.

I feel mind raped by these cretins.

At first glance, I thought Holly Madison had dumped Crisssssssss Angel for Perv Simpson.

Submitted by purrfectkitty on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 3:37pm.

She's pregnant and she's bleaching/dyeing her hair. That can damage your un born child! REAL nice you stupid skank!
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oh pfft. please. that unborn child is in more danger from being sung to by those twits.

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Maybe instead of "pregnancy test" they should call it an "R U a woman?" test.

It also seems that Jessica is still a man.

Dear lord, his hair should be Hot slut of the month. It has a life of it's own and more layers than Pepi Joe himself.

But what is MOST important for Pepi and his style is getting one of those hot "pedifile" beards (from the makers of "Rapist Glasses" and "Public Masturbator Trenchcoat"!). It's a must for this fashion season.
The clip shall explain all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=related

The PEDIFILE beard will match Pepi Joes personal anthem "Show me your genitals".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&feature=channel

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If Central Casting ever called looking for the cliched creep in a raincoat for a flashing scene in a playground, this would be your man.

I would really hate to see how he defines "manhood".

She's pregnant and she's bleaching/dyeing her hair. That can damage your un born child! REAL nice you stupid skank!

This family is just too freaking creepy!

Wow. Who knew I was still a child at 35??
Thank you for sharing your great wisdom w. the rest of the world, Joe.

You creepy motherf*cker.

her old nose grew back!

I think Papa Joe and Dina Lohan should be sentenced to each other's company and forced to have sex with each other, as punishment for me having to see and hear them.

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I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC

This incestuous scuzzbag needs to be executed. Posthaste.

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This is a very creepy family.

Haha, Jr. Woman! That's brilliant :D

Seriously though, I'd be pretty annoyed at this statements if I were the 'big tittied frog'.

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Joe Simpon's relationships with his daughters are soooooooooooooooooooo unhealthy. Why does his wife put up with this shit??????????????

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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:37pm.

But one presumes she's menstruating, so that makes her a junior woman maybe?

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Submitted by kivvi25 on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:24pm.

I don't know but I think his kinda hot. I definitely wouldn't mind calling him 'Papa Joe' during...umm....you know what. Is it only me?

Speaking for myself, yeah, I think you're the only one!

I find a man very unbecoming when they claim that only females who give birth should be considered women. What a f*cking stupid thing to say about his daughter.

Wonder what his eldest thinks of this as well... I mean, she's already divorced, not married and childless.

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Papa Joe is so full of Botox. Anything remotely hot about him was left behind with that very first prick.
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I don't know but I think his kinda hot. I definitely wouldn't mind calling him 'Papa Joe' during...umm....you know what. Is it only me?

Men shouldn't wear necklaces. Doubly so with a opened shirt.

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he seems the type to yank off to low level adult mags that you can only find in the back secret corner of flea markets.