Jen Must Really Love Their Grilled Vegetable Salad
Maddox's nemesis Jennifer Aniston rubbed an ice cube on her nippies, put on her "I'm not knocked up" tank top and headed to extremely private restaurant known as The Ivy for lunch yesterday. Jenny better have brought a gift to the queen of The Ivy, international supermodel Phoebe Price, because that's her kingdom.
Surprisingly, the pappies went crazy over Jen and her "look at me nippies," as soon as she got out of the car. A few minutes later, Jen went out the back door because she couldn't take all the attention. Translation: her work there was done.
Jenny, next time just do the moonwalk down Robertson Blvd. naked, with your nipples on fire, a tranny poodle on your head, while screaming, "Míreme!" It'll be less obvious and much more entertaining!
Holy Shit! Stop the hating and the speculation. Jen doesn't need any help from the papz to make herself known or to gain attention - her name does it for her!
If anyone is REALLY interested in the truth, here it is:
Aniston went to the Ivy to meet with a chef - he was to sign a contract for one of Jen's causes. Something to do with nutrition in schools, etc. ANYHOW, she couldn't go through the back entrance because it was blocked. Therefore she had no choice but to come face to face with the papz. Jen was never even seen in the dining room. She went straight to the kitchen, chatted with the chef and left out the back door.
ALL THE HATERS PLEASE TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSES!
Beautiful, rich, apparently smart, but way too insecure with herself if she needed to go to the paparazzi hive and do that..
That was a rude post. Think I'll buy me a blond wig a make a video screaming and crying "LEAVE JENNY ALONE!!!!"
Shameless, and insulting to the public. Like we don't know you've gone to get your picture taken with your "don't take my picture" face. I never read any interviews cause she's so boring, but I swear she's gone on about being harassed and disliking her privacy invaded. at least PP doesn't try to deceive us about her desperate need for attention. Go not eat a lettuce leaf so you can try to get our approval with your skinny old lady body.
off topic - whatever happened to chrissy crocker?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I've never thought of Jennifer as "desperate" in any way but seeing her at The fucking Ivy has changed my mind!!! No real star goes to The Ivy. I can't believe Huvane allowed her to go there. Terrible decision!!
Anybody notice that stain at the top of her shirt/top? Nasty girl! Wash your clothes, honey!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I so don't give a shit about this person.
Let her go away and stop theorizing, photographing, and discussing her.
Be done with her once and for all.
This is it. This is the end for her. Unless she can turn around her personal life (and not with that douche either) she won't be able to create any positive buzz. We already know she sucks as an actress. So if she is hired it is strictly for celeb factor and that people are interested. And right now, no one is interested in this clearly desperate woman. If anything, we're just enjoying tearing her down.
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What I wouldn't give to actually see a tranny poodle on her head.
If You Can Beat Them, Join Them. Then When They Least Expect It, Beat The Crap Out Of Them.
I don't see why people think she's hot. She has a bazillion dollars for making shit movies and having no talent. All she does all day is have people work on her. You'd look good, too. She BETTER look halfway decent after spending all that money on help.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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She sure stirs up alot of people, all she did wrong was marry the Pitt. I watched The Break-up to see if her "woe is me" persons the rags wanted me to believe. She had a dozen arrows in her back with more coming and I think she did a great job, her "desperation" didn't show.
I hate how be label her desperate bc/ she is almost forty and not married and no kids. HELLO! this is 2008!! Not everyone has to have kids and be married. Most kids are bratty and spoiled these days. Who wants to bring in kids in the world we live in now anyways.
Going to THE IVY is not a f*cking big deal? ..hellooo only desperate loser like PHOEBE PRICE go to THE IVY now you can count Jennypopo as one of those DESPERATE LOSERS. I guess next time will see her in her itsy, bitsy, tiny polka dot bikini ASS show in ME-HI-CO.. TRUST!!
I'm sorry, but I think some of y'all are a bit crazy. Aniston is hot. Okay. so her face is not the best, but her body makes up for it. I just don't see why so much hate for her. You see pics of her here and there and read stories abou her- which shockingly enough, most are probably untrue. She's a single woman, that happens to not have kids and dates. Um, what is so bad about that? I fail to see how that makes her so horrible. The stupid tabloids won't leave her and Brad Pitt's past relationship in the past, it was years ago and getting so old to read about. I'm pretty sure she's pretty over all of it.
So she went to The Ivy...big fucking deal. That hardly makes her desperate. In my opinion and all that, of course.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:23am.
Submitted by soraya on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:01am.
Sienna Miller has confirmed her split from Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty.
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We should start a sweep- who will be her next married victim?
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ooh oooh ooooh - GUY RITCHIE!!
Nice thought Sandy, but he is separated so does not count. I think the ring has to still be on for grubby tits to make a move.
I would go for Bradley! Then he could 'dare say' he had finally sunk as low as his skanky arse could go. I don't pity Jen, she's better off without him. It's not her fault people won't leave her be, without that tactless, unfaithful prick she would be as unknown as the Friends boys and might be happier for it.
Is it nice in Oz? Bloody freezing in the UK. Nearly dropped dead at bonfire night fireworks last night.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
They probably wouldn't give her desperate ass a table!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:20am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:07am.
Is that a vial she is wearing on that chain?
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mm... seems like there's some John Whatshisface's blood in there... Voodooooooooo!!!
hehehe
I hope when I am her age I look that good.
For almost forty years old she looks good.
She looks like she is in her mid to early 30's .
I just read that "apparently" her PR ppl rang around at 10.30 that morning to say she would be there at 2pm????? mmmm conspiracy theories lol
the fans of her from *^*^^*SUGARBaby Meet.c o m *^*^*^ love her so much...
Going to the Ivy = huge publicity whore. Although she isn't doing it right -- if you're going to whore yourself for the cameras, you shouldn't have the same fucking bland hair and nondescript clothes for fifteen years!
And grilled veggie salad only makes her look more boring than she already is.
CHINiffer .. You're SUCH A LOSER!!!!
I highly doubt she left because she couldn't take the attention. The Ivy is a papz wet dream! Every celebrity goes there. You don't go there for privacy. I'm sure she left b/c there was a wait or just because it was packed. Is it possible she really just wanted to eat and went somewhere else? Can't a bitch be hungry?!
I'd walk out if TGIF's was too crowded!
p.s. there is no comparison when it comes to the attention seeking Jolie. Jen goes to the Ivy (for supposed attention), whereas Jolie breastfeeds on the covering of a magazine (in her private moment). Who's looking for the attention???????
Oh yes, Jen is the publicity whore...maybe next she'll try selling pictures of her kids and giving interviews to any and every rag-mag who can cough up the kuan. And then the little Saint of MediaWhoredom wannabe, can get photographed (countlessly) going down to the corner store to pick up more cheeto's followed by her herd of pappooses.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:07am.
Is that a vial she is wearing on that chain?
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mm... seems like there's some John Whatshisface's blood in there... Voodooooooooo!!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Is that a vial she is wearing on that chain?
If Jennifer WAS a grilled vegetable I wonder what she would be?
Aubergine - no, too unusual
Paprika - Pepper - Capsicum - no, too intense
Pumpkin - nope.
Zucchini Squash - Yep. Looks good but tastes like nothing once you get it open.
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
JenniLoonie since whenever that effing divorce was...
The only competition between Jennifer and Angelina in the last two years is made up by the press to sell their rags...errr...magazines to people dumbass enough to believe their word is the bible. Cannot count the times peeps have said I belive when I read it in People!
HAHAHAHAHA!
No. 1 reason for why I love the DL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Ew.
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Going to the Ivy = huge publicity whore. Although she isn't doing it right -- if you're going to whore yourself for the cameras, you shouldn't have the same fucking bland hair and nondescript clothes for fifteen years!
And grilled veggie salad only makes her look more boring than she already is.
Hmmm, what kind of Sassy are you, Sassywine?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
John Mayer is on her payroll.
BITCHES!!! were are you?
I live in the valley and hate those bitches.
Fame whore. Friends sucks! it aint the 90s. HELLO!
I saw her eating one day.
Submitted by soraya on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:01am.
Sienna Miller has confirmed her split from Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty.
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We should start a sweep- who will be her next married victim?
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ooh oooh ooooh - GUY RITCHIE!!
salad is good.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:01am.
Sienna Miller has confirmed her split from Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty.
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We should start a sweep- who will be her next married victim?
Hmm she's working with russel crowe next...
@PSL
Love your siggy and the song.
Nytol.
@LCT: O there you are! =)
Nite, Mustang. Come back soon:)
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TITS, Sluttyenna has nips too- we've all seen 'em!
haha
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For once in your life, here's your miracle -
stand up and fight!
- Kenny Loggins "This Is It"
@angel_i
Oh, I do get out. I just have to plan, very carefully.
You kind of scared me because you are so outgoing and popular and funny and A+++ on here. People like that scare the hell out of me. But, you're deeper than that, aren't you, angel? I don't bother with shallows but you've got some real depth there, kidd-o. (But I do have a great sense of humour - so I'm not as dreary as I sound.)
Red Delicious - that's pretty cool. As an apple, I think that you're Honey Crisp. I'd love to meet you, too. We'll have to work that out, somehow.
I'm off to bed. I've got Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Hey, if you've got to be screwed up, you might as well have every damned thing going.
Love,
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Tell TITS I said, HI TITS
On Topic: Not even going to bother.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 11:54pm.
You're an apple! A sweet Red Delicious!
oh you bitch you! we don't get those nice fresh picked tiny delicious apples out here. i tearing up. i used to eat a bushel of those each fall.
*WAAAAHHHH*
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So sad. It's gotta be one of my MOST FAVOURITE things on the planet! Portuguese pears? Those are good too.
@PSL: Can you imagine that someone - Sienna, of all people! - ACTUALLY got their head out of their ass. But she's still good - it's not because it's wrong; it's because of the press. LOL
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PSL i appreciate the effort, but frankly nips are more interesting! (says tits)
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
I just read this:
Sienna Miller has confirmed her split from Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty.
“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she told Us Weekly Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”
The couple went public with their romance back in July when Balthazar — who was married at the time — was photographed kissing a topless Sienna.
SHOCKER!
At least it gives us something new to talk about, besides Jens' nips.
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For once in your life, here's your miracle -
stand up and fight!
- Kenny Loggins "This Is It"
She's worse than Angelina! Brad sure has a thing for pathetic attention whores who feel incomplete without an occupied uterus.
You're an apple! A sweet Red Delicious!
oh you bitch you! we don't get those nice fresh picked tiny delicious apples out here. i tearing up. i used to eat a bushel of those each fall.
*WAAAAHHHH*
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
@TITS:
ONT: For reals.
OFFT: Puppies. That is all.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 11:29pm.
@angel_i
I don't mind getting into it. It's just fucking boring for other people. My mom left when I was one year old...etc.
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I care! I really can't help it - I care about everything!;p Life is hard - we need to care about each other. I'm a word freak and the other day I started ruminating about the phrase : How are you? People say it so thoughtlessly but really - why do we ask? I think it's because, at some point, checking in was considered important cuz it meant we were there for each other - an understanding that we needed to be there for each other....
But seriously - I WISH I had that problem, sadly, it would have been much better for me, I'm sure, if my mom had split - isn't it always the way? I get it too - an agoraphobia, actually. The year of my "breakdown" (really, I'm so pathetic at breaking down - I have too much will and energy) I wore a path down in the pavement practically cuz the only place I ever wanted to go was the variety store. The woman who ran it started calling me "the chocolate lady" and I realized I needed to make some changes LOL. So, maybe my moms wasn't playing games with me after all....
You're an apple! A sweet Red Delicious! If you ever EVER get out sometime I would LOVE to meet you:)
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that woman needs to update her look. it's so BORING. year after year after year.
okay that was my on topic post - what's happening with the ppp-puppehs???
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