Jen Must Really Love Their Grilled Vegetable Salad

Shouldn't she try to wear a clean top without a big ole stain on it?

@angel_i

I don't mind getting into it. It's just fucking boring for other people. My mom left when I was one year old...etc. Who cares?

People are not born with agoraphobia. It grows on one - like fungus.

I love your example. When my son was young, I could never figure out if I didn't want to go to his (he's 33 yrs old, now) sports stuff because I was agoraphobic or if I just didn't want to go. LOL.

You're a peach.

On topic: I'll trade boobs with her - JA, I mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

I don't like her or loathe her...i don't care enough about her to get worked up either way.

I kind of equate her to salad without the dressing or french fries without ketchup...boring.

Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 11:07pm.
I don't want to make fun of your mom but, to me, it's damned amusing. :)

Belated Happy Birthday to your daughter. Bet she's a real doll.
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I totally understand about not getting into it - I was just curious if it was something people are born with...or if my mom could really have agoraphobia ONLY when I had a school concert! LOL (not true but funny and don't sweat - my mother is HIGHLY amusing - if she's not your mother;)

And thank you! My daughter was born 10 years 3 hours and 10 minutes ago:) She had a perfect birthday and I am a happy mommy =D

Unlike Jen - who is LOOSER screaming at the ocean. LOL.
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God I hate this freaking cunt.

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

I like Jennifer Aniston

@angel_i

Way too involved to go into here. Not actually triggered (then again, yeah) but anxiety > depression > agoraphobia. Lots and lots in between.

If your mom went to malls, she was the most outgoing agoraphobiac I've ever heard of. That's the last place I'd go. Hmmm, avoiding people by going to malls. I don't want to make fun of your mom but, to me, it's damned amusing. :)

Belated Happy Birthday to your daughter. Bet she's a real doll.

On Topic: MICHAEL! GET UP, YOU SLUT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

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Wait - you forgot to add that she's taking a break from screaming at the ocean. (someone else had a good one too - I WISH I could remember it...)

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Manimal, they are total lunatics, so many random caps lock moments and crazy talk.

Kisses@dot:

Dontcha know? Black roots are all the rage now! Its way better for poor people too - they can keep up now!

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I don't come here to be fair - I come here to be bitchy. Mostly. Sometimes I gots to be fair cuz it gets crazy in here and I feel like it needs balance I can provide. But mostly, I just come to bitch about people who put themselves in my bitchy way...

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The BIGGER issue being...wtf is up with the Leopard spotted roots?

Angel_I-sendin' you some love from the other topic. Love ya right back, sexay ho!
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((APHID)) wherever you are...just wanted to send you a virtual 'snoogle' and *smoochy*

Too sweet you are, Mustang. And psychic too. But really - it's not that hard. She's PRETTY sexy sometimes but she just lacks....sass, really, I think. I have LOTS of that! LOL!

If you don't mind my asking - have you always been agoraphobic or was it triggered? (and I'm not expecting elaboration, mind)

My mother used to claim it but I think her problem was more about shame - cuz she went out every day. Like, to the mall. You know?

BACKONT: I think we're supposed to be looking at her o so not pregnant belly.

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Submitted by senoritame on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:52pm.

Hahaha. Are they still posting stuff like that? What lunatics.
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The only way she could look more desperate is if she was trolling TGI Fridays at closing time.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:44pm.

Lol I think the problem is MK is bias. He only like the Cholas and St. Whoregelina.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:44pm.

Do you know what the hell is the problem here?? It is so fucking partisan! I could have sworn that those of us that wanted a fair and independent reporting of the facts were totally screwed.
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Always thought this blog wasn't about providing 'fair and independent reporting', but humor and commentary about celebrities. I mean, it's gossip, fun and games here, right?

If you mean that most posters are the ones not being fair, well, I never saw anyone attacking people, who like Anniston, even though the majority seems to not like her all that much.

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My other hangout

since this is a jen post I am going to do my best justjared commenter impersonation:
Thank you MK for pointing out what a mediaWHORE JenniFRAUD is! She would still have her man if she wasn't so worried about her t*ts all the time!!!!SHE IS PATHETIC!ANGIE IS GORGEOUS and that's why Brad wants HER and not JenniFRAUD!!!!
That's the best I could do..oh wait I got one more
JenniFRAUD's fans need to stop worshipping their IDOL and realize Brad will NEVER want her again!!!

@ Karen Flatts

What the hell are you talking about? You want fair reporting about Aniston? Really? Why?

God, I've had more to drink than I thought.

What happened to your cool avie?

You're not the one who bitches about Angel_i, are you? If so, never mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

@angel_i

I'm positive that you don't know me. Agoraphobia here, sweet cheeks.

I'm not on all the time because I can't keep up with you A+++ type young 'uns.

On topic: You are sexier than JA. How do I know? Psychic. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

Submitted by Chicaloca on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:37pm.
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Do you know what the hell is the problem here?? It is so fucking partisan! I could have sworn that those of us that wanted a fair and independent reporting of the facts were totally screwed.

@ Mr. Pres:

Drunk or no - as always your spelling is flawless. I always wonder how you do that? Also, I wonder if you hang with MK cuz you're drunk a lot;p

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Hi, angel. KD? Does that stand for Kraft Dinner? Kraft Dinner can never turn out bad, no matter how bad you botch the cooking. So yes, I think he liked it.
I've been drinking so I apologize for any spelling errors.
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THIS SUCKS! WHERE AM I!?

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Lol KarenFlatts very true!

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Submitted by dustbunny on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:28pm
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I think she is far from a has-been. From her movies to mags with her on the cover, Jen sells.

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WAKE UP, MICHAEL K,YOU SLUT!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:31pm.

Holy shit, she's still eating the vegetable salad. BORING. I'd rather be reading about Nick Hogan tossing a salad at this point.
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She's so boring I'm wondering how that KD turned out. Do you think he liked it?

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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:29pm.

@angel_i

You silly goose. You ARE on Dlisted every day. And we are happy that you are.
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LOL! Trudat.

You, however, are NOT! Which makes me miss you:(
I betcha I know you too - its kinda scary ;p

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My nipples never need tweaking to be perky.

-Just an 'aside' hehe

Holy shit, she's still eating the vegetable salad. BORING. I'd rather be reading about Nick Hogan tossing a salad at this point.

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@angel_i

You silly goose. You ARE on Dlisted every day. And we are happy that you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

Submitted by Chicaloca on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:17pm.
Stop hating MK, Jen is fab! If she was desperate for attention she would be giving out interviews to mags every chance she got.

She doesn't have to go out of her way to seek it. All she have to do is leave her house.
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Gasp!! How dare you Chicaloca? Express an opinion contrary to the public outcry?? Please girl. We are outnumbered and have 4 more years before anyone will listen. We have to live and survive with it...GOD help us all.

Submitted by Chicaloca on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:17pm.
Stop hating MK, Jen is fab! If she was desperate for attention she would be giving out interviews to mags every chance she got.

She doesn't have to go out of her way to seek it. All she have to do is leave her house.
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Truthfully, I could care less if she fame whores herself out or not. She is kinda a has been. Just the tabloids and herself haven't realized it yet.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com

I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

For reals, Mustang. Sometimes he posts something late so he doesn't have to get up in the morning...let us pray....

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MK - Please get the hell out of whomever or whatever you're into (or vice versa) and don't leave us with this as the last post.

She's so-o-o-o boring that, if she were an electronic awl, she'd have almost reached China by now (yeah, I know that's geographically wrong but I don't care).

Please, please, please. The rest of the night is yours. Have a fucking good time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

I'm sorry but in that first pic. If that was me... Well, let's just say I would be on DListed every damn day lol.

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Stop hating MK, Jen is fab! If she was desperate for attention she would be giving out interviews to mags every chance she got.

She doesn't have to go out of her way to seek it. All she have to do is leave her house.

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ugh I can't stand this whorse face. blech.

A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html

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It's a good thing Kate Moss wasn't there. Her and Jen would be trying to out-nipple one another.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Yeah, I get the hard nip syndrome too, but DEAL WITH IT PEEPS I HAVE NIPS AND SO DO YOU...I just happen to have six of them...."

I was like "WHAT?" but then I remembered you're a tiger!

My ex-BF had extra nipples. I thought they were moles and that he was pulling my leg, but apparently they do exist.
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*Huff*...Ok, fine I'll admit to 7 nipples and six toes...but that don't distract from my SEXAY, do it?...*Shaking tiger hiney*...

Doesn't Lily Allen have an extra nip? Oh, and Mark Walberg too? Here's my question when a chick with an extra nip gets preggo...? Extra nip extra milk or no?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

you make me so sad when you neglect us with such few posts : (

Why is it so hard for some of you to express an opinion? The oppression is so obvious here...have some guts.

She made a career out of her nipples. The best thing about Friends was the nipples.

Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Yeah, I get the hard nip syndrome too, but DEAL WITH IT PEEPS I HAVE NIPS AND SO DO YOU...I just happen to have six of them...."

I was like "WHAT?" but then I remembered you're a tiger!

My ex-BF had extra nipples. I thought they were moles and that he was pulling my leg, but apparently they do exist.

From MedicineNet: "Definition of Nipple, supernumerary Nipple, supernumerary: An extra nipple. Supernumerary nipples are usually smaller than normal and vestigial (nonfunctional, without accompanying mammary glands). They tend to occur on along a roughly curved line extending from near the armpit, through the center of the normal breast, and down to the lower abdomen. This distribution is very similar to the location of nipples on those mammals that have multiple nipples along the underbelly."

Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 4:23pm.
I used to think Jennifer was really pretty when she was on friends. I don't so much anymore but I'm surprised when people think she's ugly.
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I find her to be severely overrated in the looks department. She's groomed well, but her face is completely average, if not slightly below. Without the hair and in-control figure, you wouldn't look twice in her direction.

As far as her nips go, she must sit there and pleasure them before she leaves her car. I can't imagine being 40 and not wearing a full coverage bra--there's so many nipple friendly bras and petals out there, sheesh. Even on her old show, there was never a time when her headlights weren't on. She does it on purpose, to distract from her face and to be an attention whore.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 9:11pm.
Oh, and maybe Jen and I have the same problem. My nips get all hard and pointy for no reason at all. It's not cold and I'm NOT HORNY.
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Yeah, sure you're not horny, you DListed slut...just playin' hard to get is all...Here have some PURPLE DRANK...that'll loosen you up!
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Yeah, I get the hard nip syndrome too, but DEAL WITH IT PEEPS I HAVE NIPS AND SO DO YOU...I just happen to have six of them....

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Hekki on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:54pm.
zomay: That's so funny! I wonder if the companies that make them create a little doubt as to their accuracy so people buy more of them.

But I wouldn't buy mine from the 99 cent store...

My dad sent my kids some Halloween candy, and I could immediately tell that it was from the 99 cent store. It was stuff like peanut brittle made in Poland and fake pixie-stix (brand I'd never heard of). And York Peppermint Patties, which EVERYONE knows kids hate. ANyhoo, I gave most of it out at Halloween, mixed in with the Jolly Ranchers and Twix bars.

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Yes! :) I saw that candy there. I also saw condoms, underwear, wetwipes, and in the future we might see paternity tests. Heeheeeheee

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:22pm.
Guys, she's close to 40, with a career in the crapper. Parading around Robertson Blvd. while Saint Angie tries to save the world? The contrast is startling. If Courtney was a true bff, perhaps she'd rein in sad Jen and tell her to stop already.
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Why?? Who the fuck cares other than that narcissist Angelina "holier than thou" Jolie? Nobody would care about this chick if we didn't feel that she was one of the most publicly wronged human beings EVER. All three of these sad wastes of our time need to be ignored. That is the only thing that will hurt their egotistical armor.

Oh, and maybe Jen and I have the same problem. My nips get all hard and pointy for no reason at all. It's not cold and I'm NOT HORNY. Unfortunately, I can sympathize with those poor 12 year old boys who get uncontrollable hard-ons at inopportune moments.

There is scarcely a bra out there that can disguise them. I have one that is impenetrable; it's like three inches of foam padding.

They actually SELL little rubber nibs to stick in your bra to look like erect nipples. Huh? So people can tell you that your headlights are on and ask you if you're cold? Who would WANT that?

If we stopped paying attention to them all, do you think they'd just go away?

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