Jen Must Really Love Their Grilled Vegetable Salad

Damn MK at least post about something newsworthy, Jen at the Ivy is so blah I almost fell asleep! Who cares about her stupid nipples unless she got breast augmentation surgery recently!?

Your face!

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:50pm.
Tigerlilly: Nah, I hear you. Maybe being stuck with two little kids at home is making Jen's life seem more attractive than Angelina's at this point.

And I just think Charles Manson (the D-Listed) poster is funny.
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Yeah, I hear ya. We are FORCED to think Angie's life is interesting, but I never gave a fuck what she was up to...Ditto for Madonna...two whores in a pod...
I'll take Jen over Mangie any day, but I'd rather take neither EVERY DAY...
Oh, and Charles Manson (the poster) is a HOT SLUT!

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zomay: That's so funny! I wonder if the companies that make them create a little doubt as to their accuracy so people buy more of them.

But I wouldn't buy mine from the 99 cent store...

My dad sent my kids some Halloween candy, and I could immediately tell that it was from the 99 cent store. It was stuff like peanut brittle made in Poland and fake pixie-stix (brand I'd never heard of). And York Peppermint Patties, which EVERYONE knows kids hate. ANyhoo, I gave most of it out at Halloween, mixed in with the Jolly Ranchers and Twix bars.

But I digress.

Tigerlilly: Nah, I hear you. Maybe being stuck with two little kids at home is making Jen's life seem more attractive than Angelina's at this point.

And I just think Charles Manson (the D-Listed) poster is funny.

Went to the 99 cent store today and I asked the man if anyone buys those pregnancy tests they have. He said they are a hot seller and people buy sometimes 3 or 4 at a time. At the 99 cent store.

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:40pm.

What Maggie G are you talking about? Please dont tell me its droooooopy eyes Maggie G. Im trying to get ready to eat dinner
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The Ivy - Attention Whore Central.

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Yo, MK, if you are going to abandon us early on the weekends for some random skank (oh, don't even, like you will even call that whore in the morning)....leave us with a little News of the Sexay...for those of us who ain't gettin' none...you know, posts about dudes fucking pic-nic tables, various animals gettin' it on, sexay quotes from sex goddess legends like CoCo and Jordan...you know, SEXAY STUFF...
Yeah, much better than the Ambien in a post snooze fest that is Jenny A....

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I'm just daydreaming here, but wouldn't it be fun to have an annual dlisted lunch at the Ivy? We'd meet up at say, 11:45. We may have to wait behind Prince Von A-hole and Phoebe Price to get seated.
I'm talking an ALL DAY, 4 martini lunch. We'd give a prize for the most interesting outfit. We'd eat, we'd drink, we'd snark. But especially, we'd grill the staff for dirt!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:16pm.
I agree with Charles Manson.
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But he had people killed...and didn't even eat what he killed...WASTEFUL!...You know there are plenty of hungry carnivores that would have been quite pleased with...Wait, huh? Oh, you mean Charles Manson, the Dlisted poster...
Yeah, she can go where she wants to go...and be an attention whore at the same time...and that was her choice. I don't give a fuck, but anyone who hooks up with Johm Mayer, one of the biggest douche nozzles who ever douched, after being fucked over by Bradley don't get much respect from me as a chick, and this Ivy thang don't help either....Just sayin'...

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No one, but NO ONE in Hollywood goes to the stinkin' Ivy UNLESS they want to be besieged by the paps. It's the domain of the Phoebe Prices and Paris Hiltons of the city - ergo, FAMEWHORE, JENNIFER. Wow, she's really hard up for attention, isn't she? Well, fame is like a drug, you know.

I agree with Charles Manson.

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:22pm.
Guys, she's close to 40, with a career in the crapper. Parading around Robertson Blvd. while Saint Angie tries to save the world? The contrast is startling. If Courtney was a true bff, perhaps she'd rein in sad Jen and tell her to stop already.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

SO FUCKING WHAT. SHE CAN GO WHEREVER THE HELL SHE WANTS. AT LEAST SHE IS GETTING OUT AROUND SOME PEOPLE INSTEAD OF HOLING HERSELF UP IN SOME BUMFUCK BAVARIAN DRACULA COMPOUND WITH SIX SNOT NOSED BRATS AND A PUSSY WHIPPED TWAT FACED ASSHOLE FOR A PARTNER.

Submitted by soraya on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:28pm.

Sounds like fun but what is she actually DOING?
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Well, she has a production company, so I guess she takes meetings, talks on the phone and, um, has business lunches.
Oh, and get her hair flattened.

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Its pretty pathetic when I cant even think of anything to post. ***Yawn*** Shes a pathetic bore...

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 6:36pm.

um, you just described my life if I win the lotto.
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haha look i totally agree that it would be fun for a while but i imagine a person would have to be pretty vapid to find that fulfilling in the long term. She's definitely looking great (in the body) but I'm one of those freaks that think that looks aren't everything :P

I don't think that she's any more of an attention whore than the holy family (praise be unto them) or that she's desperate (i wouldn't know) but in my opinion she appears to be as shallow as they come. I'm sure she enjoys her life but it seems boring as fuck to me- like spending a day with paris hilton only with less chance of contracting anything (so 1 point to jen there)

MANISTON BITCH, by next year, you will offically be known as "A PEICE OF SHIT"!!!!

"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

Her tits look like a "Twister" mat. Stupid fuck.

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N W-H-O-R-E.

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What Maggie G are you talking about? Please dont tell me its droooooopy eyes Maggie G. Im trying to get ready to eat dinner.

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08

Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:29pm.
Haha, Tiger! Totally agree.

So would you rather... have Aniston's face or Maggie G's?

If forced to make such a choice at gunpoint, I'd take Aniston's actually, though I love Maggie G.
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Yep, I'd have to say Anniston's face for the win (that shit better come with her hair, though...)...I too lurves Maggie G, but that face is a face only a mother can love, and I ain't her mama....I will say this for her, her face DOES have character, just not the character I would want on MY face...I would like to be PURTY, REALLY, REALLY PURTY...fuck "character"....

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Haha, Tiger! Totally agree.

So would you rather... have Aniston's face or Maggie G's?

If forced to make such a choice at gunpoint, I'd take Aniston's actually, though I love Maggie G.

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She's a desperste DESPERATE germ-a-phobe freaking nut job that no man can stand. By her own will, she will always be known as "the desperate, whiny, clingy, insecure sad sack that Brad left.] Hell, he could have left her for Miss Piggy, no big deal. Can you imagine having to babysit that mess? Someone that needy and clingy and desperate, there is no way to make them happy.

And PSL is right...Paris [and about 150% of the rest of their celeb diners]are bulemic.

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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I'd kill for her hair and body...(well, I'd kill regardless. I'm a tiger, it's what I do), but I'd keep my own face even though my mug ain't nothin' to write home about...not saying she's a butterface, but she kinda sorta is... I'd take Mangie's face (minus the latest nose) over mine, but I'd keep my hair and my bod...Her twig arms and legs are just gross...not saying she's a butterbod, but she kinda is...Now if she'd put some meat on her bones, yeah, I'd trade...And if Jen would de-chin and her eyes weren't so close together, I'd totally trade....It's funny Bradley traded a butterface for a butterbod...Though Mangie's sitch is more easily remedied....although, even in her prime she never had great legs...

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at the Ivy? desperate much?

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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Guys, she's close to 40, with a career in the crapper. Parading around Robertson Blvd. while Saint Angie tries to save the world? The contrast is startling. If Courtney was a true bff, perhaps she'd rein in sad Jen and tell her to stop already.

He head is huge compared to her body.

This hag should smile more and at least try to look happy.

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Now, now... I am all for giving people - specially the ones I only 'know' from films and tv - a break, but I don't know about Jen.

I think I said in the past that I'd become a fan if she is indeed a childless by choice woman and proud of it.

And I say this as someone who truly does not h8 on any mommy - unless it's the 'bad mommy' kind - so, please don't take this as an attack towards mothers anywhere.

Hell, I would not be here if I did not have one.
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Prolly right, took her flat stomach to a place she was sure the paps would be. This also means she doesn't have them on speed dial and doesn't know their hang outs. Basically says good things about her if you put it in that light.

i truly covet her body it is indeed bangin! but in general she confuses me--the ivy? i love office space! her other movies--yuck, snore! angie's movies aren't much better though--there is one of hers i like but can't think of it right now--that says a lot. mayer is still the ultimate douche!

Meh . . . a celeb going to the Ivy to get some publicity . . . shocking!!

Speaking of nipples and chichi, it's nursing time for the puppies again and boy, are they digging in!!

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i agree with candy - what the hell is she supposed to do? hide at home? she's a celebrity, she should eat at the ivy. it's the celebrity thing to do.

regarding her movies, they're not that awsome but she's a decent actress. i really liked her in friends with money and the good girl. and office space is a cult hit.

comparing her to angie jo is not realistic. she mostly does action movies and upgraded lifetime films. it's not the same.

BTW its obvious she's trying to put those preganacy rumors to rest. She stated that she wasn't pregnant yet there has still been stories this week ,so why not a public display of her stomach with a form fitting tank top to shut those fuckers up?
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Submitted by soraya on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:28pm.

Every time i stop and think maybe there's more to her she just comes back seeming more shallow than ever. I imagine her day is filled with tanning, personal trainer, going to the salon, photo op, and then meeting up with friends for lunch or dinner. Sounds like fun but what is she actually DOING?
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um, you just described my life if I win the lotto. Don't worry, though. I'll donate to some good causes and take out an ad in Variety so that y'all know and forgive my life o' luxury a la Brangelina. So get ready to bow down to me ;D

other than that: Jen A's body is banging. And I covet her hair. Her life is boring as watching plaster dry, but at least it doesn't get in the way of considering watching her new movies. Unlike Angie Jo's gossip 3-ring circus life, which reflects in that histrionic mess of a trailer for The Changeling, yuck.

*drumming fingers on table...waiting for the loonisms to erupt:

"MANISTON DIDN'T GIVES HER MAAAAYUN DAH BAYBEEZ WATTA EVIL CAREEEEEER WIMUN" vs. "TRANGELINA STOLE HER HUUUUUZBAND, YEAH HE'S GAY AND ALL BUT STILL: BURN WITCH BUUURN!"

Opposites sides of the same misogynist coin, good times.

DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.

well said Candy, well said.

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When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
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I like her. I don't care if her movies suck or she's an attention whore, I still like her. I know she's aware of all the bullshit that's been said about her for almost 4 years now and yet she keeps on keeping on. That's what I would do if I were in her shoes. What else can one do but breathe under pressure, humiliation and pain?
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I don't mind Aniston, but it's kind of obvious she wanted to go there to get her daily dose of attention...she probably went in there and realised the paparazzi wouldn't actually leave her alone, so her plan backfired and she left.

How embarrassing. I wouldn't be caught dead at The Ivy.

Bitch, make another forgetfully wretched movie or something because frankly, my dear, I don't give a farthing of a fuck.

Submitted by Salem13 on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:33pm.

I didn't used to think she was as pathetic as people made her out to be but damn this really is bad. Come on Jen is Reese stealing all your movie roles?

It takes a lot of effort to be this vapid, I think!

Actually, I don't know whether or not she's as uninteresting as she seems, but Lainey is always talking about how much of a biatch she is, which is, of course, the opposite of this good girl image she tries to sell us.

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I didn't used to think she was as pathetic as people made her out to be but damn this really is bad. Come on Jen is Reese stealing all your movie roles?

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:13pm.

Whats wrong with hard nipples?

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Chafing!

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Every time i stop and think maybe there's more to her she just comes back seeming more shallow than ever. I imagine her day is filled with tanning, personal trainer, going to the salon, photo op, and then meeting up with friends for lunch or dinner. Sounds like fun but what is she actually DOING?

Submitted by lilie on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 4:52pm.

This is so pathetic of her. If Jennifer wanted the attention there are about 100 other places she could have gone to that doesn't make her look so lame. The only people I see at The Ivy are d-listers, reality stars, and hasbeens. What makes this even funnier is that she and fans claim she hates media attention. In the video at TMZ she's smiling and really enjoying the attention. It reminds me of the airport incident where she had a 10 cops on bikes escorting her and she was smiling and waving to the paps.
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Whats wrong with hard nipples?