Jen Must Really Love Their Grilled Vegetable Salad
Maddox's nemesis Jennifer Aniston rubbed an ice cube on her nippies, put on her "I'm not knocked up" tank top and headed to extremely private restaurant known as The Ivy for lunch yesterday. Jenny better have brought a gift to the queen of The Ivy, international supermodel Phoebe Price, because that's her kingdom.
Surprisingly, the pappies went crazy over Jen and her "look at me nippies," as soon as she got out of the car. A few minutes later, Jen went out the back door because she couldn't take all the attention. Translation: her work there was done.
Jenny, next time just do the moonwalk down Robertson Blvd. naked, with your nipples on fire, a tranny poodle on your head, while screaming, "Míreme!" It'll be less obvious and much more entertaining!
ShareThis
Ooh, PSL, you can't tease us like that and then not dish some more on these people's eating habits.
Always wondered about Jen's eating habits myself. Looks like she lives on ciggies, amIRite?
_______________________________
My other gig
My other hangout
She's a boring fuck (figuratively, at least), but she has an awesome bod for a chick her age.
Submitted by jbean on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 4:52pm.
am i the only one who thinks this bitches nippies are always hard in like every damn picture? why is that?
-------------------------------------------
personal assistants... lol!
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I don't believe that any star, doesn't want the attention at least every now and then. That's why they are in the business they are in, in my opinion. I believe some want time off from the attention, but want the attention again after having a break from it.
am i the only one who thinks this bitches nippies are always hard in like every damn picture? why is that?
This is so pathetic of her. If Jennifer wanted the attention there are about 100 other places she could have gone to that doesn't make her look so lame. The only people I see at The Ivy are d-listers, reality stars, and hasbeens. What makes this even funnier is that she and fans claim she hates media attention. In the video at TMZ she's smiling and really enjoying the attention. It reminds me of the airport incident where she had a 10 cops on bikes escorting her and she was smiling and waving to the paps.
I think she should dye her hair back to that red-brown color she had awhile ago. She looked best with that color.
Y'all will love my new blog!
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
Submitted by Mix Well on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 3:31pm.
@milk thistle extract. please explain your signature.
====
I got it figured. See, the night Obama got elected, a lot of white women got punched in the guts.
Not only do all the "stars" know the Ivy is a pap hang out, a fairly good sized percentage of the rest of America knows it too. No restaurant has food that good.
I don't quite understand why she is still connected with Brad Pitt years after she dumped him. Is it because she never remarried? Isn't she a lesbian anyway?
Rosemary, I agree....i don;t see the "ugly" or the "Maniston"....she is not gorgeous, but ugly?
************************************************
I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
I used to think Jennifer was really pretty when she was on friends. I don't so much anymore but I'm surprised when people think she's ugly. On Friends, when I was in high school, I would argue with my best friend ( remember I was in High school ok?) about who was prettier her or Courtney Cox. Of course I always said Jennifer. Anyway, I never would consider her "ugly".
I guess it's anti angelina and jennifer here huh.
This would be sad if It wasn't sooo fucking pathetic
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
****
Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
why do i dislike jennifer aniston so much? maybe it's the fact that even though she has a nice figure and good hair, she is really, really ugly in the face. maybe it's that my toe nail is more interesting than her and her boring good girlness. but it is just something so much more than that, and i can't even really pinpoint it.
DONALD DUCK YODEL!!!
dfjksfdfhasj
fhsdkjf
ahfdkjshfj
afdgjsggdsgjskgjlfj!!!!hahahaha
She looks kinda haggard here. Like Maddox has been texting her all night about Brad and Angelina's bedroom activities. Or John Mayer has been tormenting her with his Donald Duck yodel.
Someone please tell this chick that she is not relevent.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 3:30pm.
Right?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I have to credit Jen for curing my insomnia.
@milk thistle extract. please explain your signature.
Yeah, no kidding. Damn him for thinking women should be in charge of their own bodies! SUCH a misogynist.
And you know how he calls his wife a cunt? Oh...wait...that was the other one!
"How do you figure that Obama hates women? This I gotta see."
OT: I like Jen. Not sure why, but yeah.
LOL! Yeah, PSL! We need some dirt! You could make them blind items....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 3:21pm.
Deb, I know a guy who used to maitre d there, and that is how I found out about Paris' bulimia
----------------------------------------------
MORE GOSSIP NOW!!!
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Deb, I know a guy who used to maitre d there, and that is how I found out about Paris' bulimia......
************************************************
I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
Thanks PSL. I just wanted to be certain that anyone who goes there KNOWS their picture will be taken. Whatever. I'll bet the staff of the Ivy has some DISH!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Deb, YES, they DO. I used to drive up Robertson every day to pick up a child from school....the same Toyota 4Runner was there every day- guy sitting in with cameras....
************************************************
I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
oh come on...we never see her at the Ivy....maybe she wanted some crab cakes?
It's not like PP, KK or anyone else we see courting the paps every day....she mostly keeps to herself.
************************************************
I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
Jenny, next time just do the moonwalk down Robertson Blvd. naked, with your nipples on fire, a tranny poodle on your head, while screaming, "Míreme!" It'll be less obvious and much more entertaining!
Fuck, Jen, someone make Unfitney do this! Let's get the crazy train moving again!
~♥~My Blog ~ Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/ ~♥~
Submitted by milk thistle extract on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 3:11pm.
How do you figure that Obama hates women? This I gotta see.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Could someone from LA please tell me if the paps just take up residence in front of The Ivy every day around noon?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Mean paps. How'd they track her down there?